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Explain A Movie Plot Terribly - Others try to guess

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iced
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Title gives you the idea. Git on it
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Scarred orphan child leaves his broken household to attend a horribly unsupervised school for six years and then shoot green lasers from a stick at a bald guy with a nose issue
Solution: Harry Potter
Oct 27 2017 6:55PM
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spacelunch
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Sociopathic child forgotten by his family tortures robbers who try to break into his house
Oct 29 2017 11:33PM
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Pataguccimane
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spacelunchSociopathic child forgotten by his family tortures robbers who try to break into his house


Home Alone

Priest attacks a homeless man and pursuades him to train with him in hopes he will help him achieve his dream of being a champion in an underground wrestling league.
Oct 29 2017 11:45PM
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mmccarthy81
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PataguccimaneHome Alone

Priest attacks a homeless man and pursuades him to train with him in hopes he will help him achieve his dream of being a champion in an underground wrestling league.


Nacho Libre
Oct 30 2017 12:01AM
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onenerdykid
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So, there's this planet that is running out of air and they try to steal the air from this other planet, and the main guy we like finds out he's royalty. it's pretty funny.
Oct 30 2017 7:47AM
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mmccarthy81
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onenerdykidSo, there's this planet that is running out of air and they try to steal the air from this other planet, and the main guy we like finds out he's royalty. it's pretty funny.


Space Balls bang
Oct 30 2017 8:12AM
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onenerdykid
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the story is backwards, and the guy forgets basically everything
Oct 30 2017 8:44AM
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JAHpow
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onenerdykidthe story is backwards, and the guy forgets basically everything


Benjamin Butthole

A pornstar is drugged and revenge rapes everyone....everyone. At least I think that's what happens, I'm too scared to watch it.
Oct 30 2017 10:06AM
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onenerdykid
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JAHpowBenjamin Butthole


Nope, good guess tho
Oct 30 2017 10:26AM
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Jesse_
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A bunch of really fat people moving around in chairs living in space.
Oct 30 2017 1:56PM
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iced
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Jesse_A bunch of really fat people moving around in chairs living in space.


walle
Oct 30 2017 1:58PM
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Jesse_
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icedwalle


Yuuuup
Oct 30 2017 2:20PM
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ChangeCashMoney
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Guy fakes sick, goes to Chicago, lip syncs in some random parade.
Oct 30 2017 6:56PM
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TOAST.
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ChangeCashMoneyGuy fakes sick, goes to Chicago, lip syncs in some random parade.

Ferris Buellers day off
Oct 31 2017 5:38AM
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tomatonater
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Midget burns messed up wedding band
Oct 31 2017 6:27AM
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_Garagely_
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Gay black guy with a crackhead mom smashes a chair over his bully's head, goes to jail, gets out and starts trapping, then meets up with an old bisexual friend.
Oct 31 2017 4:17PM
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skistupid
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The older son claims his dad is molesting his younger brother.
Oct 31 2017 4:39PM
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Jesse_
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Girls birthday is completely forgotten cause of a mariage and people get raped.
Oct 31 2017 5:07PM
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DMadd11883
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Creepy middle aged man steal a bunch of children he trained to be his band and tries to win money
Nov 2 2017 5:13PM
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iced
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DMadd11883Creepy middle aged man steal a bunch of children he trained to be his band and tries to win money


school of rock
Nov 2 2017 5:15PM
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DMadd11883
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Chicks boyfriend dips out and becomes a ninja terrorist then he comes back and defeats this king to get his girl, but not before some witch doctor screws with him
Nov 2 2017 5:24PM
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Spagett+
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onenerdykidthe story is backwards, and the guy forgets basically everything


memento

**This post was edited on Nov 2nd 2017 at 8:42:13pm
Nov 2 2017 8:41PM
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JAHpow
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A group of friends go on a two year helicopter journey and fly in some of the harshest environments on the planet. However, there are intermittent shots of snowboarding to break up the flying scenes.
Nov 2 2017 9:47PM
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Pataguccimane
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JAHpowA group of friends go on a two year helicopter journey and fly in some of the harshest environments on the planet. However, there are intermittent shots of snowboarding to break up the flying scenes.


ThE ArT oF FlIgHt

Can't leave out the volcano trip destroyer
Nov 2 2017 11:32PM
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onenerdykid
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Spagett+memento

**This post was edited on Nov 2nd 2017 at 8:42:13pm


That's it!
Nov 3 2017 4:25AM
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theabortionator
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Deranged hockey player takes up golfing to save the home his grandfather built
Nov 3 2017 6:21AM
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tomatonater
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theabortionatorDeranged hockey player takes up golfing to save the home his grandfather built


Happy Gilmore
Nov 3 2017 6:34AM
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Ryanvdonk
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two friends steal luggage, fall in love and go on a road trip
Nov 3 2017 8:08AM
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Daph
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Dude can't decide whether or not to fuck a hot robot
Nov 3 2017 10:05AM
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powderdrunkie
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MinggRoyalty falls in love with a peasant. Then watches him freeze to death like a fucking kook.

Titanic

Two brothers get jobs at a brewery only to find there is an evil mastermind lurking. Will they be able to defeat the Looney bin hockey team?
Nov 3 2017 11:41AM
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Spagett+
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2 detectives try to catch a serial killer who commits an odd (not even) number of murders. Also the serial killer is played by a gay sexual harasser.
Nov 3 2017 1:09PM
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Jesse_
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A guy limps throughout a movie and then stops limping at the end cause he was faking it the whole time
Nov 3 2017 1:10PM
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JAHpow
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Jesse_A guy limps throughout a movie and then stops limping at the end cause he was faking it the whole time

The Usual Suspects, he also diddles young boys, but it's ok cuz he's gay.
Nov 3 2017 1:24PM
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JAHpow
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Spagett+2 detectives try to catch a serial killer who commits an odd (not even) number of murders. Also the serial killer is played by a gay sexual harasser.


Se7en, he's a diddler!!
Nov 3 2017 1:25PM
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JAHpow
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DaphDude can't decide whether or not to fuck a hot robot

Ex machina?
Nov 3 2017 1:26PM
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JAHpow
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It's like ground hogs day but with guns and aliens.
Nov 3 2017 1:29PM
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Jesse_
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JAHpowIt's like ground hogs day but with guns and aliens.


Edge of Tomorrow.

K i got another one, it's like groundhog day but a murder.
Nov 3 2017 1:56PM
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JAHpow
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Jesse_Edge of Tomorrow.

K i got another one, it's like groundhog day but a murder.


Happy Death Day


There's a good guy, a bad guy, and an ugly guy.
Nov 3 2017 2:05PM
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profa_212
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JAHpowHappy Death Day


There's a good guy, a bad guy, and an ugly guy.


Gunna go on a limb here......the good the bad and the ugly hahahha
Nov 3 2017 2:34PM
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Daph
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JAHpowEx machina?


Yep!
Nov 3 2017 2:46PM
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50Kal
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Django unchained?
Jesse_A guy limps throughout a movie and then stops limping at the end cause he was faking it the whole time
Nov 3 2017 3:27PM
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50Kal
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Rich people try to buy out rich people at country club while a deranged grounds keeper tries to obliterate a gopher.
Nov 3 2017 3:35PM
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iced
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50KalRich people try to buy out rich people at country club while a deranged grounds keeper tries to obliterate a gopher.

Caddy shack. The description was pretty accurate lol
Nov 3 2017 4:03PM
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Daph
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Dude fucks a pie
Nov 3 2017 4:45PM
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Jesse_
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A guy wins over the nazis and makes bank.
Nov 3 2017 5:10PM
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iced
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DaphDude fucks a pie


american pie ez
Nov 3 2017 5:24PM
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profa_212
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Jesse_A guy wins over the nazis and makes bank.


Kelly's heros?
Nov 3 2017 5:50PM
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Jesse_
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Profahoben_212Kelly's heros?


Not the one I was thinking of haha
Nov 3 2017 5:51PM
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JAHpow
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Profahoben_212Kelly's heros?


Haha that movie is so great. So American too, like hey we have a war to fight, instead let's convince a tank crew to break through enemy lines and rob a bank. Lmao
Nov 3 2017 7:02PM
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profa_212
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JAHpowHaha that movie is so great. So American too, like hey we have a war to fight, instead let's convince a tank crew to break through enemy lines and rob a bank. Lmao


I can't even count the amount of times I watched it as a kid hahaha.....go and fuck up some Nazis and get super rich while they are at it.....super American hahaha
Nov 3 2017 7:17PM
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50Kal
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icedCaddy shack. The description was pretty accurate lol


yes
Nov 3 2017 9:14PM
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