Replying to bad day

started off with this morning, where I was turning up the heat in the shower and while standing up I bonked my head on the showerhead... that really hurt. later in the day, I stubbed my baby toe on the corner of a chair, and then shinned myself while walking up the stairs and stumbling. This evening, a dropped a glass on the floor and it smashed to pieces and I cut my foot.

I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.


- Harvιε



I ski therefore I am