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An open invitation to my couch or an extra bed to all of Newschoolers

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.Asain-Skiier
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I would like to invite any of you guys or girls to come visit me in Kvitfjell, Norway. I work at the ski resort there as a shop tech. I can offer you guys a bed or a couch, 30 to 40 percent of lift tickets (if I am with you when you buy them) And maybe some food, depending on how poor I am at the time. I will also try my best to get you guys hooked up with ski or snowboard gear. I do not think that will be hard seeing as I work in the ski shop/rental. I also can get 50% off a cabin but it can only be booked 7 days in advance.

Here is a video from the park!

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/873820/KVITFJELL-MOVIE
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.lencon
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I'll probably never end up in Norway, but if you ever end up in good ole Idaho you can stay with me.
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jpeckel1
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That feature at 2:42 tho
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theabortionator
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That's dope!

I'll add in that I can probably find you absurdly cheap plane tickets. Norway is a dope country!
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.Asain-Skiier
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Oh for sure, prices for tickets are super cheap around now!

Also free coffee and hot chocolate!
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,376
this kinda shit is exactly what ns is all about. apparently i have cousins in norway that i've never met... threads for possibilities

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2017 at 4:10:22pm
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Swandog7
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If anyone finds themselves near SLC I got a couch for you anytime
7 years ago
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Swandog7
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Also I feel like we should get a dedicated thread for NS for open couches/rooms/beds/discounts on hotels/etc. so other NSers can look and see if there is a spot to stay at that location.
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laws
Posts: 373 - Karma: 789
Swandog7Also I feel like we should get a dedicated thread for NS for open couches/rooms/beds/discounts on hotels/etc. so other NSers can look and see if there is a spot to stay at that location.

THat would be dope
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Davomet
Posts: 80 - Karma: 173
seanahue.this kinda shit is exactly what ns is all about. apparently i have cousins in norway that i've never met... threads for possibilities

**This post was edited on Oct 12th 2017 at 4:10:22pm

ive got uncle in Sweden, ffs i should move there
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hemlockjibber8
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My car broke down on a road trip once so I came to NS to find a couch to sleep on. I did, and it was great. Saved me from sleeping in my car when it was -30. However, I was 30 and the NSer was 15. His mom thought it was weird when we explained how we knew each other. I was grateful though.
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theabortionator
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hemlockjibber8My car broke down on a road trip once so I came to NS to find a couch to sleep on. I did, and it was great. Saved me from sleeping in my car when it was -30. However, I was 30 and the NSer was 15. His mom thought it was weird when we explained how we knew each other. I was grateful though.


Lololol. We go back way far on the intranets ma
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*DOG
Posts: 242 - Karma: 470
hemlockjibber8My car broke down on a road trip once so I came to NS to find a couch to sleep on. I did, and it was great. Saved me from sleeping in my car when it was -30. However, I was 30 and the NSer was 15. His mom thought it was weird when we explained how we knew each other. I was grateful though.


Hahaha classic ns
7 years ago
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.Asain-Skiier
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The referenced post has been removed.


I can ask my boss, but I think we are full. If you want to work like 2 days a week, maybe....
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freeskibum82
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giving out industry benefits from working at a shop will get you fired pretty quickly and you will no longer get proforms, etc... its generous of you but just keep that in mind. those benefits are for the individual and not to be abused.
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SofaKingSick
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hemlockjibber8My car broke down on a road trip once so I came to NS to find a couch to sleep on. I did, and it was great. Saved me from sleeping in my car when it was -30. However, I was 30 and the NSer was 15. His mom thought it was weird when we explained how we knew each other. I was grateful though.


Hahaha I love this. Ski brother camaraderie knows no age
7 years ago
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SKIINGISEASY
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Haha I offered my couch to a couple nsers driving cross country. It was fun but we have a pretty prominent bar scene with extremely cheap liquor and one of them ended up puking in my hallway lol. He was really cool about it though and cleaned it all up before he left. 8/10 would recommend

**This post was edited on Oct 13th 2017 at 1:03:50pm
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Auzy
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I feel an elaborate scheme to steal nser’s kidneys and sell them on the black market in the makes.
7 years ago
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.lencon
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hemlockjibber8My car broke down on a road trip once so I came to NS to find a couch to sleep on. I did, and it was great. Saved me from sleeping in my car when it was -30. However, I was 30 and the NSer was 15. His mom thought it was weird when we explained how we knew each other. I was grateful though.


"Hey mom, is it cool if my 30 year old internet friend stays the night?"

Jesus, I remember having assemblies in elementary and middle school about this shit.
Not as bad, but the first time I met a certain NSer was giving him a ride up to the mountain because his car was broke down and I was making a trip up to that mountain. Once my girlfriend found out that was the first time I had met him, she was not too happy.
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HypeBeast
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AuzyI feel an elaborate scheme to steal nser’s kidneys and sell them on the black market in the makes.


Or Hostel part 4?
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hemlockjibber8
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.lencon"Hey mom, is it cool if my 30 year old internet friend stays the night?"

Jesus, I remember having assemblies in elementary and middle school about this shit.
Not as bad, but the first time I met a certain NSer was giving him a ride up to the mountain because his car was broke down and I was making a trip up to that mountain. Once my girlfriend found out that was the first time I had met him, she was not too happy.


Jesus, are you dating your mom? Do you not pick up hitch hikers going to the hill?
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.lencon
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hemlockjibber8Jesus, are you dating your mom? Do you not pick up hitch hikers going to the hill?


Haha I was probably a bit whipped at that point in the relationship;) but I'll pick up hitchhikers when I see em on the way to the hill, and I've hitchhiked as well. I think she was just a little nervous when I said "I know him from the internet, but that was the first time I met him in person"... fair enough I guess.
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supersquid
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Swandog7If anyone finds themselves near SLC I got a couch for you anytime


When did you come to salt lake city fellow midwesterner?
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theabortionator
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AuzyI feel an elaborate scheme to steal nser’s kidneys and sell them on the black market in the makes.


There not worth that much. I still have 3 sitting on ice I'm waiting to move. I guess skiers don't have the most sought after kidneys.

I'm willing to do a bundle deal though. PM me fam
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theabortionator
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Mom said I can't invite strangers over anymore but I got her to let me move this put to the street. If you need a place near St Louis pm me and I'll give you the address.
7 years ago
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theabortionator
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theabortionatorMom said I can't invite strangers over anymore but I got her to let me move this put to the street. If you need a place near St Louis pm me and I'll give you the address.


Nvmd. Just looked out the window and it's not there anymore. My bad.
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
freeskibum82giving out industry benefits from working at a shop will get you fired pretty quickly and you will no longer get proforms, etc... its generous of you but just keep that in mind. those benefits are for the individual and not to be abused.


There was no intention on abusing my shops benifits. I work at a rental place as well so I could get some rental equipment :). And it is a bit different here in Norway. It's almost as if I'm encouraged to bring people to my resort. Maybe I'm just lucky to have a nice boss. I also don't use any proforms. Maybe I should...
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Davomet
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Swandog7Also I feel like we should get a dedicated thread for NS for open couches/rooms/beds/discounts on hotels/etc. so other NSers can look and see if there is a spot to stay at that location.


Absolutely yes. NS need that section
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Jibberino
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freeskibum82giving out industry benefits from working at a shop will get you fired pretty quickly and you will no longer get proforms, etc... its generous of you but just keep that in mind. those benefits are for the individual and not to be abused.


You have no idea what you're talking about.
7 years ago
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freeskibum82
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JibberinoYou have no idea what you're talking about.


k... i dont want to go through the hassle of posting all the disclaimers all the proforms state or the privileges i get say about abusing but if you reallllly need me to i will.

but.. here's atomic's policy: " Products offered via this program are intended for personal use by retail shop employees.
- The reselling of products acquired herein will result in termination of access to the site."


but yea.. i have no idea what im talking about.
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Jibberino
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freeskibum82k... i dont want to go through the hassle of posting all the disclaimers all the proforms state or the privileges i get say about abusing but if you reallllly need me to i will.

but.. here's atomic's policy: " Products offered via this program are intended for personal use by retail shop employees.
- The reselling of products acquired herein will result in termination of access to the site."


but yea.. i have no idea what im talking about.


I have no idea what you're on about, but this thread is about a kid in norway offering to hook kids up with discounts on tickets and rental gear. In Norway it's not uncommon for rental shops to offer discounts to employees friends and families, and they're pretty liberal about it. So yeah, you do indeed have no idea what you're talking about.

**This post was edited on Oct 14th 2017 at 9:20:08am
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theabortionator
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Rental gear is a dope perk. I've been to norway a few times but the only time I rode, I borrowed a childrens board and rode in my shoes. Actually was hitting the rails a bit but it was super sketch. There weren't any boots that fit me. Was still stoked to be able to take a few laps.





Got to watch a comp and rake a bit though.
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Matterey
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I had no interest in your offer untill I saw the edit, that park looks so dope I'll be crashing on your couch for sure at one point
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Mar-O
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Probably wont need the couch unless I somehow end up drunk at Kvitfjell unable to get back home, but just wanted to point out how sick this offer is, hopefully someone takes you up on this and gets them self an affordable ski trip!
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Swandog7
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supersquidWhen did you come to salt lake city fellow midwesterner?


cawledge
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STwoops
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Can you provide females?
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lil.Boye
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Dette hadde vert sjukt nice å få reist mer innafor Norge. er for masse på ett sted. hadde vert gøy å komt innom!
7 years ago
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.Asain-Skiier
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STwoopsCan you provide females?


It aint no fun unless the homies can't have some.
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Twig
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Threads, dope offer, this is what NS is all about. I might be able to make it depending on how my winter ends up looking, park looks so fun in that movie too.

**This post was edited on Oct 16th 2017 at 6:04:31pm
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snowmosexual
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.Asain-Skiier YOU ARE THE MAN
7 years ago
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clorox
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I'm going to folkeskole in Torvikbukt near Molde. I'll shoot you a PM if I'm in the area!
7 years ago
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chef.llc
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This man right here is the definition of a real1
7 years ago
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.Asain-Skiier
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Ayoo, the season has started. We have set up a shit ton of rails and have big plans for the season. Just send me a PM or hmu via facebook (Torden Peek Jensen) or Instagram @tpeekjensen.
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JohnnyDope
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You dude, are a the man! Exactly what community like this should be about! I live in Serbia, and I have some cousins in Gotheborg and I was thinking to come by this year since I've never been to Sweeden... If I do, count me in for sure!
I hope I get some time off work soon, until then stay cool brother!
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.Asain-Skiier
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Ayooo, I think I should update this. I moved to study in Tromsø. Some say it is the best place for pow skiing in Norway. I live about 20 to 30 minutes away from the resort but I do not work there so i cannot help you guys out with that, but I do have a couch/thin sleeping pad for you if you want to visit.
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YEWdeliciousness
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unfortunately will probably never end up in norway but just wanted to say holy fuck your edit is clean brother! one of the best parts i’ve actually seen on here man. props to you
6 years ago
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firecrotch
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If anyone is tryna crash in area of Burlington VT hmu for a pullout couch
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