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What's your strangest insecurity?

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Snowpeck
Posts: 267 - Karma: 367
Mines gotta be my tongue. Wish I had a longer one cuz I think it would help in making out and shit. How about you guys?
Oct 8 2017 12:41PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,166
my dick is too big
Oct 8 2017 12:57PM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
wanting to pee in OP's butt
Oct 8 2017 1:15PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,185
I feel like my breasts are too small..
Oct 8 2017 1:33PM
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Snowpeck
Posts: 267 - Karma: 367
BeefiestExpertwanting to pee in OP's butt


That's not an insecurity, pm me ;)
Oct 8 2017 2:23PM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
I was born a male but am secretly a female on the inside but I’m actually transgender so I just act like a male anyways.
Oct 8 2017 2:56PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
The speed my windshield wipers are moving relative to how much its raining.
Oct 9 2017 4:33PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
My ability to say what I’m thinking clearly. I think I’m a smart dude but I say dumb shit all the time and I seem pretty dumb. It makes me feel like shit LOL AT LEAST IM FUNNY!!!
Oct 9 2017 5:32PM
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JTCasper540_MN
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,700
john18061806my dick is too big

same.
Oct 9 2017 6:28PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,181
chacha33The speed my windshield wipers are moving relative to how much its raining.

Haha same, my wipers can either be on slow or light speed. Always feel like an idiot when it's not raining that much but the slow speed is too slow.

Also, when I want to turn my headlights on while I'm driving I try to do it when no one is coming or in front of me. I always assume the other drivers will think I'm flashing my brights at them for no reason.
Oct 9 2017 7:30PM
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Arabian
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,255
That people are going to judge me for not walking on the correct side of the fucking sidewalk LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE IT MIMICS CAR TRAFFIC AND ESTABLISHES A STANDARD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
Oct 9 2017 7:42PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7517 - Karma: 51,215
My lips are all fucked up from this dry ass fall air.
Oct 9 2017 10:15PM
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jpeckel1
Posts: 15 - Karma: 56
My pinkie toe is longer than all my other toes
Oct 9 2017 10:59PM
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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 688
chacha33The speed my windshield wipers are moving relative to how much its raining.


This is the most relatable thing I've read on the internet to date.
Oct 9 2017 11:06PM
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Mcc_backcountry
Posts: 119 - Karma: 220
reading out loud
Oct 9 2017 11:17PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
DIRTYBUBBLEMy lips are all fucked up from this dry ass fall air.


Sounds like you need a chaplicator
Oct 9 2017 11:47PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
ArabianThat people are going to judge me for not walking on the correct side of the fucking sidewalk LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE IT MIMICS CAR TRAFFIC AND ESTABLISHES A STANDARD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS

have fun arguing when you get blindsided by a car
Oct 10 2017 12:22AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,185
CheddarJackhave fun arguing when you get blindsided by a car


Aren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??
Oct 10 2017 1:27AM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 3,964
.lenconAren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??


run/walk against traffic, bike and drive with traffic, so yeah most places your explanation holds
Oct 10 2017 1:48AM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
.lenconAren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??


Wait what? Fuck I'll just walk on the side of the sidewalk that I be felling like tho. Fuck these standards and shit ya dig? Deadass B.
Oct 10 2017 1:49AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
.lenconAren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??


Yes. For that reason. When on a bike, you’re going fast enough that a head on a collision would be much worse.
Oct 10 2017 2:03AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51892 - Karma: 165,405
compliments
Oct 10 2017 2:34AM
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SkiaNZ
Posts: 125 - Karma: 301
frickindarnMy ability to say what I’m thinking clearly. I think I’m a smart dude but I say dumb shit all the time and I seem pretty dumb. It makes me feel like shit LOL AT LEAST IM FUNNY!!!

You're not the only one...I say the stupidest things sometimes
Oct 10 2017 2:35AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
chacha33The speed my windshield wipers are moving relative to how much its raining.


JAHpowHaha same, my wipers can either be on slow or light speed. Always feel like an idiot when it's not raining that much but the slow speed is too slow.

Also, when I want to turn my headlights on while I'm driving I try to do it when no one is coming or in front of me. I always assume the other drivers will think I'm flashing my brights at them for no reason.


My truck has a rain sensing windshield wipers that automatically adjust the wipers to the amount of rain....... was great for the longest time, kinda starting to act a lil lazynow
Oct 10 2017 9:38AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
I can't throw or catch for shit and it's even worse when there's lots of people around and someone tosses something at me and I look like a turtle having a seizure when I try to catch it. And I always over throw or under throw when I have to toss something to someone
Oct 10 2017 1:33PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 11,555
DaphI can't throw or catch for shit and it's even worse when there's lots of people around and someone tosses something at me and I look like a turtle having a seizure when I try to catch it. And I always over throw or under throw when I have to toss something to someone


I feel you there with the throwing.

After breaking my arm and being in a cast for 6+ months when I was a kid I had to relearn everything with my formerly non-dominant hand. Throwing wasn't one of those things that I relearned apparently.
Oct 10 2017 2:36PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51892 - Karma: 165,405
DaphI can't throw or catch for shit and it's even worse when there's lots of people around and someone tosses something at me and I look like a turtle having a seizure when I try to catch it. And I always over throw or under throw when I have to toss something to someone


Let's drink some beers and play cornhole till you dial in your toss game. Or knock me unconscious. Which ever comes first
Oct 10 2017 4:09PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
frickindarnMy ability to say what I’m thinking clearly. I think I’m a smart dude but I say dumb shit all the time and I seem pretty dumb. It makes me feel like shit LOL AT LEAST IM FUNNY!!!


I go through this struggle every day. I do not articulate well :-(
Oct 10 2017 10:21PM
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OJulier
Posts: 58 - Karma: 436
As a swiss guy, talking standard german instead of swiss german. Obviously, most of you can't relate...
Oct 11 2017 4:36AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9374 - Karma: 61,658
ArabianThat people are going to judge me for not walking on the correct side of the fucking sidewalk LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE IT MIMICS CAR TRAFFIC AND ESTABLISHES A STANDARD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS


CheddarJackhave fun arguing when you get blindsided by a car


.lenconAren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??


Mr.Mittenrun/walk against traffic, bike and drive with traffic, so yeah most places your explanation holds


Jesse_Wait what? Fuck I'll just walk on the side of the sidewalk that I be felling like tho. Fuck these standards and shit ya dig? Deadass B.


CheddarJackYes. For that reason. When on a bike, you’re going fast enough that a head on a collision would be much worse.


Arabian was talking about on the sidewalk itself. like, pretend it's a little road and stay to the right, pass slower people on their left

but yes in most places the standard for if youre on the road itself is be on the left if youre walking, be on the right if youre biking
Oct 11 2017 11:47AM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
I always think I have something on the back of my pants but I never actually do
Oct 11 2017 2:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
SofaKingSickArabian was talking about on the sidewalk itself. like, pretend it's a little road and stay to the right, pass slower people on their left

but yes in most places the standard for if youre on the road itself is be on the left if youre walking, be on the right if youre biking


This
Oct 11 2017 2:32PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
I just don't want to be an endless string of myself laughing. Never do salvia

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2017 at 3:01:31pm
Oct 11 2017 3:01PM
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Rparr
Posts: 5626 - Karma: 46,816
Wall_NutI just don't want to be an endless string of myself laughing. Never do salvia

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2017 at 3:01:31pm


Salvia is truly terrifying, it is the only drug I've come across that rivals DMT's WTF-factor
Oct 11 2017 3:08PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 24,480
OJulierAs a swiss guy, talking standard german instead of swiss german. Obviously, most of you can't relate...


Fuckkk man. Used to live there, and picked up swiss german. Now everytime I talk with my german family friends, they look at me like I grew an extra chromosome. Thank god for english.
Oct 11 2017 7:33PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13993 - Karma: 49,684
I don't wear underwear because i'm scared if I bend over I'll have a whale tail so I just don't wear anything ever and it's prettty liberating tbh
Oct 12 2017 11:00AM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
DIRTYBUBBLEMy lips are all fucked up from this dry ass fall air.


That's called Herpes.
Oct 12 2017 1:08PM
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Snowpeck
Posts: 267 - Karma: 367
snowpocalypseThat's called Herpes.


No it’s not. We both got tested and the doctor said that we are positive so it’s all Gucci.
Oct 12 2017 3:46PM
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Arabian
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,255
1337This


I was talking about the sidewalk you doofuses. Being on the street is a different situation altogether, and you run towards oncoming traffic, but bike/drive WITH traffic, because you are effectively a motor vehicle at that point. And if there is no bike lane, so help me I will find you if you ride abreast.
Oct 13 2017 9:17PM
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Mike-O
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ArabianI was talking about the sidewalk you doofuses. Being on the street is a different situation altogether, and you run towards oncoming traffic, but bike/drive WITH traffic, because you are effectively a motor vehicle at that point. And if there is no bike lane, so help me I will find you if you ride abreast.


Arre you even a real person, Arabian?
Oct 13 2017 9:21PM
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Arabian
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,255
Mike-OArre you even a real person, Arabian?


Haha fuck yeah I am man! Lol why would I not be? I have human emotions just like You! Hello Fellow Human!
Oct 13 2017 9:23PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
ArabianHaha fuck yeah I am man! Lol why would I not be? I have human emotions just like You! Hello Fellow Human!


Hello Felllow Human!
Oct 13 2017 9:24PM
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Arabian
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,255
Mike-OHello Felllow Human!


Henlloooooooooooo!!!!!
Oct 13 2017 9:25PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
ArabianHenlloooooooooooo!!!!!


Hellllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oct 13 2017 9:32PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
ArabianHenlloooooooooooo!!!!!


Checkeltto?
Oct 13 2017 9:33PM
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Ridiculous
Posts: 56 - Karma: 116
OJulierAs a swiss guy, talking standard german instead of swiss german. Obviously, most of you can't relate...


As a austrian, having a wild dialect, i can relate
Oct 14 2017 8:07AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,818
My massive nose and my body size, almost 21 and people probably assume I’m still in high school.

Also I mess up sentences whenever I’m remotely nervous talking to someone, like my boss.
Oct 14 2017 11:27AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
my fake front teeth are a big one, my other big one is blushing stupidly fucking easily whenever i'm attracted to someone.
Oct 14 2017 10:20PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13122 - Karma: 19,197
being a dick to anyone...I always think that Im an asshole. Gave up drinking because of it.
Oct 15 2017 11:39PM
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SkiaNZ
Posts: 125 - Karma: 301
daannnnieelmy fake front teeth are a big one, my other big one is blushing stupidly fucking easily whenever i'm attracted to someone.

You're not the only one with the regular inconvenient blushing problem... It's super annoying!!!
Oct 16 2017 2:12AM
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