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Favorite Conspiracies?

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ChangeCashMoney
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What are some of the weirdest / funniest / most unbelievable conspiracy theories you've heard? Are there any you actually believe? My all-time favorite is the glorious Finland Conspiracy ( original thread here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qjohv/what_did_your_parents_show_you_to_do_that_you/cn6pn30/ ).
Oct 5 2017 12:55PM
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theabortionator
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I would call it a "favorite" nut the whole revision thing impressed me with how fucked it actually got. Really did not see any of that coming.
Oct 5 2017 12:58PM
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ChangeCashMoney
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theabortionatorI would call it a "favorite" nut the whole revision thing impressed me with how fucked it actually got. Really did not see any of that coming.


I'm new to NS, mind filling me in on the revision thing? I have no clue what that is.
Oct 5 2017 1:05PM
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theabortionator
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raddadspenceI'm new to NS, mind filling me in on the revision thing? I have no clue what that is.



New ski company pops up selling dirt cheap skis

Company sponsors legit riders

Company gains a ton of hype

Last fall lots of NSers preordered skis(preorder price was much lower than regular price)

There were delays, communication was spotty

A few people got skis

Communication died

A few people that paid full price got skis

Instagram, facebook, website vanished.

Left people without skis, wondering about a warehouse in Denver and other stuff.

Revision skis popped up for cheap on skis.com

Bill vanished off the face of the earth with everyones loot
Oct 5 2017 1:14PM
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mikemac
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A. All time favorite, its gotta be true, I basically live my life by keeping this in my heart at all times: JFK was actually assassinated because he planned to reveal to the American public Eisenhower's top secret alliance with an Alien confederation. We were to be welcomed into the stars if only we gave up our nukes. Eisenhower said let us into the fucking Space UN or I'm gonna fucking nuke youR ASS. They were like word. JFK didn't like that it was gonna be secret, so the aliens telepathically possessed Lee Harvey Oswald and made him do it.

B. I think I might've made this one up on my own by accident but Asian tourists take so many photos because they are actually doing recon for the Chinese government. They are compiling a real time 3d map of the United States and making a VR training facility for their military to practice the invasion on. RED DAWN! WOLVERINES!
Oct 5 2017 1:26PM
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Young_patty
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I get my info from highly legitimate sources

http://altereddimensions.net
Oct 5 2017 1:26PM
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iFlip
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Oct 5 2017 1:43PM
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JAHpow
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/877507/Joe-Rogan-Experience--911---Alex-Jones--amp--Eddie-Bravo

This episode is whack
Oct 5 2017 5:09PM
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TheSmokinL
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iPhone begins killing your phone to force you to buy a new one as soon as a new phone is released & a new software update is subsequently downloaded.

Also the deep state.
Oct 5 2017 5:21PM
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milk_man
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The government monitors and stores our entire digital lives. Oh wait........
Oct 5 2017 8:29PM
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.lencon
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Avril Lavigne killed herself, and the current Avril is a look alike.

Keanu Reeves is immortal.

Candide Thovex is Jesus Christ.
Oct 5 2017 10:55PM
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mmccarthy81
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The Denver Airport conspiracies ab the apocalypse, new world order, and a future concentration camp
https://youtu.be/NN8DO-Xv9wA
Oct 9 2017 11:14AM
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Rparr
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milk_manThe government monitors and stores our entire digital lives. Oh wait........


lol, remember how many people would call that crazy talk 5 years ago?
Oct 9 2017 12:12PM
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chacha33
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The entire Bible
Oct 9 2017 4:36PM
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milk_man
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chacha33The entire Bible


Oh totally. Like Caesar Augustus and the siege of Jerusalem. Totally unprovable conspiracies
Oct 9 2017 8:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Reagans war on drugs.
Oct 10 2017 9:41PM
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Idahoe
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THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE MOON IS A PROJECTION MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO COVER UP THAT THEY ARE SELLING HUMANS TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY ALIENS TO GET CHEMICALS FOR CHEMTRAILS THAT TURN THE FROGS GAY
Oct 11 2017 12:09AM
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skistupid
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The moon is a satellite created by aliens.

Meh.
Oct 11 2017 5:08PM
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-eREKTion-
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Pizza gate
Oct 11 2017 5:51PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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Hoppin on the Denver Intl. conspiracy comment train
Oct 11 2017 8:22PM
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P.O.W.
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That the moon landing was faked
Oct 13 2017 8:27AM
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LukasSchroeder
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Jibb55That the moon landing was faked


what about those 10'000 images NASA just released
Oct 13 2017 1:02PM
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P.O.W.
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LukasSchroederwhat about those 10'000 images NASA just released

I'm wasn't clear, I'm not saying I believe in it i was just saying that I think its a funny one.
Oct 13 2017 1:05PM
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LukasSchroeder
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Jibb55I'm wasn't clear, I'm not saying I believe in it i was just saying that I think its a funny one.


ohh ok i get ya. I actually find those videos quite interesting, although I dont believe in it
Oct 13 2017 1:13PM
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P.O.W.
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LukasSchroederohh ok i get ya. I actually find those videos quite interesting, although I dont believe in it

Yea some of the conspriracy vids in general are interesting but I don't believe in them either
Oct 13 2017 1:15PM
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ghoti_hook
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The whole Billy Meier and the Plejaren alien thing was interesting. I'm pretty sure it has been successfully debunked but I could see it having quite a following.
Oct 13 2017 5:47PM
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