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What is the most average thing you suck at

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iced
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Title says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.
Sep 20 2017 8:02PM
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milk_man
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theabortionatorYou could buy the little Oxygen bottles they sell in the stores


It's hilarious they were selling those is China because the smog is so bad.. Well hilarious and also really sad
Sep 30 2017 9:19PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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Remembering names, and driving. I fucking suck at driving.
Oct 1 2017 9:12AM
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Casey
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I feel like the entire skiing community was unnecessarily bad at rail skiing until like 2008. It's like no one was even trying.
Oct 1 2017 12:52PM
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iced
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FunkMasterLexJake Carneys dick


His genitalia is far from average
Oct 1 2017 7:19PM
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.lencon
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DaphSee I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha


My first pancake of every pancake batch I make is terrible. The rest are amazing.
Oct 1 2017 9:29PM
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Daph
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.lenconMy first pancake of every pancake batch I make is terrible. The rest are amazing.

Just gotta ease into the process each time eh? Haha. I manage to fuck up at least half the batch every time
Oct 1 2017 9:37PM
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mike759
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I'm super uncoordinated so I look like a retard when I do anything
Oct 2 2017 8:00PM
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supersquid
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can not hit a baseball, dont have the coordination I guess
Oct 3 2017 5:05AM
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tomatonater
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Golf. I love it, but I suck at it.
Oct 3 2017 6:34AM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Coming up with things to talk about.
Oct 3 2017 7:31AM
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JakeDalBon
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skiing
Oct 4 2017 10:38AM
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chrispyminis
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drinking from nalgene bottles
Oct 4 2017 5:31PM
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jellomellow
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I can't throw balls to save my life
Oct 4 2017 9:13PM
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0neway
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Polo
Oct 5 2017 9:07AM
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Dddsz
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CaseyI feel like the entire skiing community was unnecessarily bad at rail skiing until like 2008. It's like no one was even trying.

Haha this is so true. The earliest level 1 movies are more comedy than anything compared to today's skiing.
Oct 6 2017 12:51AM
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kingsskier
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chrispyminisdrinking from nalgene bottles


I second this. I have a beard/mustache which makes it 100X harder. I get water all over the place every time I take a drink.
Oct 6 2017 12:31PM
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milk_man
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kingsskierI second this. I have a beard/mustache which makes it 100X harder. I get water all over the place every time I take a drink.


Rinsing off the threads where you put your mouth is a bad move because that water will just sit there waiting to dump on your shirt when you take your next drink
Oct 6 2017 1:02PM
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TinyTigers
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Basketball. I fucking suck at basketball.
Oct 8 2017 12:47AM
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DirtYStylE
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Whenever I cook everything gets dirty. For some reason I can't focus on keeping the food inside the frying pan. Something always jumps out of the pan at some point.
Jul 23 2018 6:23PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I have never won a game of beer pong, I kick bubblegum and chew ass in ping pong though
Jul 23 2018 6:33PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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FunkMasterLexJake Carneys dick

lost
Jul 23 2018 11:53PM
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JoeF2661
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I swear to christ, every cup of coffee I drink I have to spill a little bit on myself.
Jul 24 2018 11:24AM
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nmwninjart
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Any shirt that isnt black is a coffee magnet.
Im lousy at staying up late. Im a morning person. I also suck at running
Jul 24 2018 2:29PM
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sklermang
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Snapping. My fingers just make a quick rubbing sound. I've been trying for years to make it work...
Jul 24 2018 3:15PM
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McNoche
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Eating ass
Jul 24 2018 3:17PM
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Titus69
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Standing, literally just standing, even at a party with a can in my hand I'm just awkward if I'm standing.
Jul 24 2018 11:26PM
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freestyler540
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jcafolding fitted bed sheets


That one is pretty good, I cant fold sheets...or make my bed.
Inserting keys in keyholes, Its like trying to insert a flash card in my computer
Baking, everything turns out as a blown out souffle
Leaving voice messages; they are unstructured, then I remember I forgot to give my name or call back number.
Reading out loud; fuck dyslexia big time
Doing math; I never get the right answer, even when I get everything right
Jul 25 2018 1:54AM
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iH8pow
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Remembering anything no way i don’t have dimentia at 32 i even quit the weed no improvement would be nice to be organized and on top of shit
Jul 25 2018 6:16AM
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ModMommy
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iwuvkittycats420Snapping. My fingers just make a quick rubbing sound. I've been trying for years to make it work...


I can only snap with my left hand...
Jul 25 2018 7:56PM
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daannnnieel
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Calling people out unintentionally, specifically my friends.
Jul 26 2018 8:11PM
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-eREKTion-
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Math, I cannot add/subtract or multiply/divide without a calculator. It doesn't matter how simple the arithmetic is, I cannot do it. The odd thing is that I actually got good grades in math all the way through college. I can memorize formulae, I can grasp the general concepts of higher level math without a problem but I literally cannot do basic arithmetic in my head.
Jul 26 2018 11:28PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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-eREKTion-Math, I cannot add/subtract or multiply/divide without a calculator. It doesn't matter how simple the arithmetic is, I cannot do it. The odd thing is that I actually got good grades in math all the way through college. I can memorize formulae, I can grasp the general concepts of higher level math without a problem but I literally cannot do basic arithmetic in my head.


lets hope you never have to split change on the bill
Jul 26 2018 11:44PM
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-eREKTion-
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TRVP_ANGELlets hope you never have to split change on the bill


I have a phone, so fuck every bitch-ass teacher who told me that I wouldn't have a calculator in the real world.
Jul 27 2018 12:27AM
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p3cific
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Whistling.
Jul 28 2018 12:23AM
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lmmcc
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Mike-ONo matter how I try, I can't be fashionably late to anything. I'm always way ahead of time.


That’s a really horrible problem to have
Jul 28 2018 2:37AM
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Titus69
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-eREKTion-Math, I cannot add/subtract or multiply/divide without a calculator. It doesn't matter how simple the arithmetic is, I cannot do it. The odd thing is that I actually got good grades in math all the way through college. I can memorize formulae, I can grasp the general concepts of higher level math without a problem but I literally cannot do basic arithmetic in my head.


I'm the opposite, for most general basic math I'm a genius in my head, if someone asks me a math question and it's not some absurdly big numbers I can pretty much answer it right away. So math wasn't too hard til about 8th grade when that bitch algebra ruined my grades.
Jul 28 2018 8:55AM
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powderdrunkie
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I get the USB upside down every time I try to plug it in.
Jul 29 2018 2:51PM
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theBearJew
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handwriting is awful.

Learn cursive they said, use it for the rest of your life they said. Enter 6th grade "literally never use cursive again"
Jul 29 2018 5:13PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Slushbeing social

if someone told me I couldn't say a single word all day it wouldn't be that hard


This
Jul 29 2018 5:23PM
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bibs_skibum
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I can't walk and drink anything. I'll just spill whatever liquid all over myself like a goddamn child.
I suck at trimming my own beard. It usually goes: left is too short, so take more off of right. Right is too short, take more off left, etc. Until I finally give up and shave the entire thing. I generally just grow a beard for two months, attempt to trim, start over. Grow a beard for two months, and so on.
I suck at coding. Everybody in all of my classes is way better than I am.
Dancing
Jul 29 2018 6:34PM
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supersquid
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Hitting a baseball. Im pretty athletic, played sports all my life. Anytime I have attempted to play baseball though I fail. I can catch and throw just fine, but if Im up to bat, im gonna need a tennis racket.
Aug 3 2018 11:57AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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theBearJewhandwriting is awful.

Learn cursive they said, use it for the rest of your life they said. Enter 6th grade "literally never use cursive again"


I am 20 and when I fill out paper forms and without hesitation, every time some smart ass says "who gave you your pen license?"

Like stfu man, I cbf changing something so imprinted in muscle memory
Aug 3 2018 6:59PM
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1776
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School, many teachers told me I would amount to nothing. My parents actually think I could get straight A's if I tried.

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Aug 4 2018 12:05AM
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LukeTheWaffle
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Folding pants
Aug 4 2018 7:40AM
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ChadThundercock
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ur mums tits m8
Aug 4 2018 8:33AM
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nmwninjart
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Folding fitted bedsheets
Tearing off a sheet of plastic wrap. I watch Mom do this effortlessly.
Aug 4 2018 8:33PM
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AstroKush
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Spread eagles
Aug 5 2018 3:48AM
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Dddsz
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Everything except skiing
Aug 7 2018 1:32PM
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