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What is the most average thing you suck at

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iced
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Title says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.
8 years ago
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SkiaNZ
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Navigating buildings without bumping into random bits of furniture
8 years ago
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BeefiestExpert
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Trying to keep my shoes clean
8 years ago
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jca
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folding fitted bed sheets
8 years ago
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Slush
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being social

if someone told me I couldn't say a single word all day it wouldn't be that hard
8 years ago
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SkierPT
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billiards
8 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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I went bowling last night and I guttered every other ball. My friends thought I was joking.. I wasnt.
8 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
having a life
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Putting together the prebuilt furniture. I'm good at building stuff, but figuring out if I'm holding an L2 bolt or a D6 Bolt to finish section A10 makes me want to drive into a tree.
8 years ago
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270on420out
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Getting a girlfriend
8 years ago
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Macthelumberjack
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Life
8 years ago
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jaimegilfish
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Sweeping

Saving money
8 years ago
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Randy_Quench
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The referenced post has been removed.


So far in this thread you are doing well
8 years ago
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skierman
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I pretty much kill it at everything.
8 years ago
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TheSmokinL
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Making a phone call and not messing up at least 2 numbers on accident
8 years ago
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Raz.
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standing up.


9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Talking to women, school, cooking, just learned how to make grilled cheese after 20 years on earth, still haven't figured out mac n cheese.


Also life in general.
8 years ago
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frickindarn
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icedTitle says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.

On my old bosses Instagram there’s a video of my not pulling a handle down far enough and I walk right into a door. And my glasses broke. He stole it from the security footage.
8 years ago
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soup
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Not spilling food on my shirts or hoodies. everything I own is immediately stained around food.
8 years ago
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laws
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Taking off sweatshirts
8 years ago
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Titus69
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lawsTaking off sweatshirts


Always turns into a striptease
8 years ago
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shredasaurus
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reading a paragraph
8 years ago
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cheerio
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Going to bed early
8 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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sliding into DM's
8 years ago
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Klaus
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BeefiestExpertTrying to keep my shoes clean

I'll buy a new pair of shoes and they'll smell and look like shit after three days
8 years ago
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profa_212
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frickindarnOn my old bosses Instagram there’s a video of my not pulling a handle down far enough and I walk right into a door. And my glasses broke. He stole it from the security footage.


You can't say that and not post the video
8 years ago
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milk_man
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Talking to girls
8 years ago
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JohnJonsz
Posts: 317 - Karma: 873
hadn't used condoms since 2012 and now that I'm single again I haven't quite figured out the fucking new wave etiquette
8 years ago
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CluckaChuck
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Remembering names
Leaving articulate voicemails
changing the batteries on my x box controller before it dies mid game
8 years ago
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dadi
Posts: 449 - Karma: 972
holding any sort of rhythm

**This post was edited on Jul 23rd 2018 at 10:17:17pm
8 years ago
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chacha33
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I cannot blind 2 out of this one fucking flat bar at my home mountain. Got the front 2 on lock, but that isnt the only trick
8 years ago
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frickindarn
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Profahoben_212You can't say that and not post the video


https://instagram.com/p/BEEojocD4qb/

Turns out it was on my Instagram! Hit me with the follow I’ll probably follow you back hahah
8 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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ending phone conversations
8 years ago
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ElGato
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Getting pee pee only in places where pee pee should go.

**This post was edited on Sep 29th 2017 at 7:04:46pm
8 years ago
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ilegales
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listening to music quietly
8 years ago
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ilegales
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or maybe stamp collecting
lol
8 years ago
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milk_man
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CaptainObvious.ending phone conversations


Hahaha you people are funny
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Raz.standing up.


9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.


You could buy the little Oxygen bottles they sell in the stores
8 years ago
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profa_212
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Raz.standing up.


9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.


10 year old profahoben....dad yells at you to come up stairs from top of stairs....jump up off couch and start running....come around corner of stairs and regret immediately.....headrush and pass out rounding corner....fly headfirst through the wall and spend the rest of the day learning to fix headsized hole in wall while dad calls me a dumbass.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Profahoben_21210 year old profahoben....dad yells at you to come up stairs from top of stairs....jump up off couch and start running....come around corner of stairs and regret immediately.....headrush and pass out rounding corner....fly headfirst through the wall and spend the rest of the day learning to fix headsized hole in wall while dad calls me a dumbass.


Patching drywalls a good skill to learn. Maybe not worth a concussion but whatevs.
8 years ago
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ModMommy
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Walking straight without tripping over my feet.
8 years ago
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Daph
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Flipping pancakes
8 years ago
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Titus69
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CaptainObvious.ending phone conversations


New boss called me earlier and at the end I was like "yup, have a good day, yup..bye"
8 years ago
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ModMommy
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DaphFlipping pancakes


pancakes in general
8 years ago
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Daph
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safarisampancakes in general


See I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha
8 years ago
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ModMommy
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DaphSee I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha

Teach me. I can flip line, they just take like shit
8 years ago
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Mike-O
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No matter how I try, I can't be fashionably late to anything. I'm always way ahead of time.
8 years ago
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Daph
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safarisamTeach me. I can flip line, they just take like shit


We can pancake collab, I will make the batter and you flip haha
8 years ago
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frickindarn
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DaphWe can pancake collab, I will make the batter and you flip haha

Dibs on eating them.
8 years ago
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FunkMasterLex
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Jake Carneys dick
8 years ago
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