how do you eat a reeses?

by watching america burn to the ground under the facist lead of the religious right.

^wow thanks now i can never eat another reeses again

Passion is a virture however misguided




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
-kamikaze

^^^yeah thats kinda messed up



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy

i hate reeses

i had 15 and i threw up so i dont eat em n e more

Reese's are dope! I usually take one small bite just to get a bit of the flavour, then i put the rest in my mouth.

-Matt Hollman
-Formerly ~Public-Enemy~

I eat around the outside first then the middle...mmm


-anna

skiing makes
me really
happy.
spreadin' the love, y0

i let them melt in my mouth.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'

that sounds like an annoying blowjob^

I'm White?



Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

^^^ that's what i do too!
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ba-dum-ching!

i just eat it like you would most items such as a sandwich
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siggyshmiggy bo-diggy

i nibble on the choclate and then eat the p&b.

I eat them as if they were a sepository...
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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''

i eat them super slow and SAVOUR them... except now im kinda sick of them because they always give them away for free at my mountain.

whos had the inside out reeses? I must say they are very tasty



jibba jabba

like a vampire would...

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!



*NS Skateboarders Cult*

I put them in my mouth, chew it, then I swallow it down.


-Landis Tanaka

i really just shove em in and chomp.
i love resses


-Chloe

stoned

Break it in half and eat them one at a time.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

i'm with tommy... just eat it like you would anything.


-katie

'Like wow' - Paige

'If you read that name reese's, that's an apostrophe S... That means, the candy bar's his, I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a reese's candy bar and a guy named reese comes by and says 'let me have that', you better hand it over. 'I'm sorry reese, i didn't think i'd ever run into you... you're a fuckin bully man! let me at least have a piece.' -Mitch Hedberg (stand-up comedian)


-katie

'Like wow' - Paige

I just ram the whole thing in my mouth, and squish it against the roof of my mouth with my tounge until the peanut butter flows out.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze

^that sounds like a good idea



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy

i ingest it through my mouth, and break it down into nutrients using digestive enzymes, then expell it through my anus
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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!

well coming straight from hershey land, id say i like to push out the middle, and eat it. then eat the outside shall last. mmm mmm. there's no wrong way.






~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05

chocolate first peanut butter after that

katie
.26703.
Just Fucking Ski

well i first put the reeses in my mouth, i then use my teeth to chew it up, then my salivary glands are at work putting all this shit together in a ball, i then use my hard pallet to swallow it...i use to love reeses



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

i like to shove it in my ass to warm it up then i lick the shit off and repeat a few times then i eat it

turn it sideways and put it standing up between my molars and chomp it

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

i poke out the middle, eat that, then poke a section of the outside, eat that, then eat the semi-circle
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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*

i dont chew it I just swallow it down my throat after breaking it with my tongue then when I burp hours later it tastes like peanut butter, yum. reese's arnt the best thing in the world, Mr Big and O Henry is the shit.



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)

i put 30 in my blender and make a smoothie
volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing