Replying to Petition to get a pro skier to ski with me.

Hey guys, I'm hoping this works so we're gunna keep our fingers crossed.
Some of y'all don't know this but I didn't sustain any terrible injury last ski season. I also don't have any rare diesease that could kill me. I do however have an extremely low resting heart rate that might be a problem when I'm older.
This season I want to take a lap with a pro and finally learn how to 2 out of rails or even a damn tube. That's it. I'll even accept amateurs because that'd be awesome.
I've got a copper pass for the first time in my life too so if that helps make a decision for anyone then sign me up!
If anyone wants to take me up on this offer let me know. Because that'd be so sick.
If anyone else wants to be a hype man for me that's also accepted and I'll repay you with high fives and maybe a beer.

Thanks newschoolers!