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Conan O'Brien

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steeplechamp
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here is a funny speech he made...i don't know if this has been posted before, but i thought it was gold
http://www.february-7.com/features/conan.htm
no matter how hard you shake and dance, the last few drops go in the pants
Feb 7 2005 2:40PM
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friday01
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do u really expect me to read all of that
Feb 7 2005 4:12PM
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TheStamos
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Conan is the man, I only watch late night tv aside from CSI and he is killer. My favorite show! i Watch it everynight i even do my hair like his!!!
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Feb 7 2005 4:14PM
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DYFI
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conan WAS the man until he got booted off of comedy central and now MadTV is on 5 hours a day instead of him....and MadTV fucking blows



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Feb 7 2005 5:20PM
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twix_182
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^that's y theres NBC. they had a funny one on friday where the eagle blew up a patriot to show that eagles were gong to win.


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Feb 7 2005 5:23PM
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eastAR5
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Conan O'Brien went to my school
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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades


Feb 7 2005 5:25PM
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Joe.
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I met Conan and pet his dog. BEAT THAT!
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Feb 7 2005 5:29PM
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twix_182
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that speech is awsome.


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Feb 7 2005 5:39PM
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aclsarescary
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The man is a genious...you guys know he went to Harvard and shit. He wrote for the Simpsons and Saturday Night Live.











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Feb 7 2005 5:53PM
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aclsarescary
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Plus...'Bungie Jumping Baby Jesus'!


Oh yeah, I didnt read the article before I made the last post.









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Feb 7 2005 5:54PM
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KingShit
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Read the whole thing, good graduation speech.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Feb 7 2005 5:59PM
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aclsarescary
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'...I was six feet four inches tall and I weighed 150 pounds. Recently, I had some structural engineers run those numbers into a computer model and, according to the computer, I collapsed in 1987, killing hundreds in Taiwan.'









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Feb 7 2005 6:22PM
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mattster
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rabbit dj fidel castro
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
Feb 7 2005 7:18PM
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