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Lil_fishy
Posts: 105 - Karma: 186
so..... this season i had alot f tummy problems and i fart a lot cuz of it. i got my pass pulled bc i was riding a 6 pack and absaluty shit my self with a under cover ski potrol next to me;/ might sue cuz its dum
Aug 22 2017 12:58AM
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thebrotherwease
Posts: 123 - Karma: -134
I used to suck the farts out of chairs
Aug 22 2017 2:16AM
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Rparr
Posts: 5562 - Karma: 45,585
I'm having hard time believing this, but if that's true, congratulations, that's the dumbest way I've ever heard of somebody getting their pass pulled.
Aug 22 2017 6:34AM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
ha, i'll have to start skiing with a remote control fart noise maker, or just squeeze 'em out I suppose.
Aug 22 2017 7:56AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
This story seems a Lil fishy to me
Aug 22 2017 10:16AM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,317
I think you need some better outerwear the goretex should have contained that blowout for a solid 20 minutes at least. Was your powder skirt buttoned?
Aug 22 2017 10:49AM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,277
I hate it when that happens... It happens to me every year.
Aug 22 2017 2:04PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
Feels, Timberlines three bean chili always helps clear the long spring lift line.
Aug 22 2017 2:09PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
I think my snowpants just collect the farts throughout the day, but undercover ski patrol, fuck that I never seen them.
Aug 22 2017 4:02PM
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thebrotherwease
Posts: 123 - Karma: -134
Titus69I think my snowpants just collect the farts throughout the day, but undercover ski patrol, fuck that I never seen them.

I think the ski patrol guy was offended bcuz Op didn't shit on him
Aug 22 2017 4:03PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3280 - Karma: 37,930
Titus69but undercover ski patrol, fuck that I never seen them.


I think thats the point
Aug 22 2017 4:10PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,175
skied in just my bibs all spring and my farts would get trapped and push upward out of my bibs and that's never fun
Aug 22 2017 8:21PM
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thebrotherwease
Posts: 123 - Karma: -134
DeebieSkeebiesskied in just my bibs all spring and my farts would get trapped and push upward out of my bibs and that's never fun


So it was like a Dutch oven???


I use to suck the farts out of couches for FREE!!!!
Aug 23 2017 7:28PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
DeebieSkeebiesskied in just my bibs all spring and my farts would get trapped and push upward out of my bibs and that's never fun


Wasent there an episode of mashed potatoes about this. "Yeah man I'm a closed system"
Aug 24 2017 12:13AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
You knew this was an issue but chose not to wear any protection (e.g.. diapers)? story is fake as


















fuck
Sep 2 2017 11:42AM
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clorox
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 4,863
I prefer farting in the gondola
Sep 3 2017 3:18PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
Rotfl
Jan 1 2018 5:08AM
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GnomesAreReal
Posts: 202 - Karma: 1,817
just get diapers. or full tilts.
Jan 1 2018 6:47PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,843
.kidjust get diapers. or full tilts.


Use the full tilts as diapers
Jan 1 2018 6:58PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 22,990
Something smells a little off with this dudes story
Jan 1 2018 7:33PM
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I_Liek_Eggs
Posts: 52 - Karma: 477
eat more eggs for balenced braekfast
Jan 1 2018 10:02PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
SendyMcSendyfaceSomething smells a little off with this dudes story


You could even say it's...a lil fishy
Jan 1 2018 11:02PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 22,990
Jesse_You could even say it's...a lil fishy


Lol ya know, sometimes I feel like I oughtta read the whole thread before saying the same shit as everybody else
Jan 1 2018 11:04PM
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Denseclouds
Posts: 506 - Karma: 2,976
I_Liek_Eggseat more eggs for balenced braekfast


You annoy me. Does that mean you've won? #notfunny
Jan 2 2018 4:32PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
Jan 2 2018 4:50PM
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I_Liek_Eggs
Posts: 52 - Karma: 477
DensecloudsYou annoy me. Does that mean you've won? #notfunny


will i be funnier if I use hashtags like you?
Jan 2 2018 5:30PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,175
a year later and I can still attest that bibs are the worst for farts. they trap some pretty raunchy beer farts for too long. ive almost killed a few people I feel like
Jan 2 2018 6:32PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
eggs
Jan 2 2018 7:51PM
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