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RHYME THREAD

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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
OK what we have to do is make up a big rhyming peom. the rhyme scheme will be ABAB
if you don't know what that means, just rhyme with the person who posted 2 before you.
so I'll start

I'd say it's about time...
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 7 2005 11:53AM
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buttraperida
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
shut up
Feb 7 2005 11:55AM
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llama
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
^ to say that homo can't rhyme
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Feb 7 2005 11:57AM
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buttraperida
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
shut up
Feb 7 2005 12:01PM
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PeterTosh
Posts: 910 - Karma: 615
smoke chronic not kind....




bitches
Feb 7 2005 12:08PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
you cant smoke a new born pup
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Feb 7 2005 12:14PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
thats some shitty luck
was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
Feb 7 2005 1:27PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
nice job you fucked it up^
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Feb 7 2005 1:44PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
i ate a big purple candle


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Feb 7 2005 2:31PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
nordas that was good. yes i can smoke a pup...
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 7 2005 2:58PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Can I PAT you on your FAT......
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300's
Feb 7 2005 3:45PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
shizza ok starting here lets have the rhyming go AABBCCDD on and on forever!!


NS take up most of my day......
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 7 2005 5:36PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
your never gonna get lay'd
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Feb 7 2005 5:51PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
but if u do the ho will get paid
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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

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Feb 7 2005 5:54PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
here's a 'rhyme' for you:

roger ailes is the first person to call bush winner the coup in the 200o election....within 2minutes the other networks call the eleciton for bush....were they waiting to see the players make their moves before calling it?? this even prompted a clandestine hearing in front of your congress where ailes aplologies for making this 'irresponsible' call that bush won because it was IMPOSSIBLE for them to have made that determination in that amout of time. mathematically impossible that is. so, you decide what is really happening in yoru country .....so,who is roger ailes?

Ailes is the former Republican party media consultant who, according to Time Magazine, engineered Richard Nixon’s 1968 political resurrection, scripted Ronald Reagan’s 1984 debate comeback and was responsible for rescuing George Bush Senior’s floundering presidential campaign in 1988. It was Ailes who coached then candidate Bush Senior’s campaign performance, prepared him for debates, coordinated his television advertising, and cooked up the racially divisive Willie Horton campaign, eventually turning a double digit deficit in the polls into an election day upset for George Bush Senior. Ailes also served a stint as producer of the Rush Limbaugh radio show.

Feb 7 2005 5:59PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
along with your head on a lathe




word

I Heart Skiing
Feb 7 2005 6:02PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
i wish i was a white person

I'm White?



Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy



Feb 7 2005 8:30PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
cause its a LIGER
half lion half TIGER
big teeth big BITER







' yes wiener you are the coolest, sexiest piece of man meat ever to walk this planet' Jeff Schmuck ahahahah

Feb 7 2005 9:10PM
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g-dawg
Posts: 312 - Karma: 11
yo im a gangsta
repping the five one four
if u call me a wanksta
ill be knocking at yo door

Yee Yee
peace

its easy to sound smart on the internet, guy

whutup?

$$$EASTCOAST$$$

criminal life, for real

Feb 7 2005 11:29PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
That was very good^
I'm starting to like you
I'd talk like you if I could
but for now I will just eat poo
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 7 2005 11:34PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
knockin on my door,
Hell You'll Be layed out on the floor
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-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
Feb 7 2005 11:34PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
ur a faggot^



I Heart Skateboarding.
Feb 7 2005 11:34PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
whoah it some how got posted on 4 times before i typed that.



I Heart Skateboarding.
Feb 7 2005 11:35PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
are you kidding? I don't have time to make a rhyme!

Strike 3
Feb 7 2005 11:42PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
^ oh shit that rhymed lol, i guess i'm a poet and don't even know it

Strike 3
Feb 7 2005 11:43PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
you rhymed twice
you could kill mice
with those sick lyrics
that.....umm....make me sick?
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 7 2005 11:45PM
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g-dawg
Posts: 312 - Karma: 11
down in compton
where all the homies ride
they bust out the gats
with a warrior relevent pride
shoot up another cop
kill another teen
im going to the top
cause yo i will be seen
peace

its easy to sound smart on the internet, guy

whutup?

$$$EASTCOAST$$$

criminal life, for real

Feb 7 2005 11:59PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
yoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyo black people



'WHAT THE WTF?!?!!?' -Armada420
Feb 8 2005 12:07AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
rhyming isn't all about rap
if you think about whitman
it doesn't sound like crap
poop poop poop poop this is hard
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 8 2005 12:12AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
Its the caffeine the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
its my habitat it needs to be cleaned, its my car
its the fast talk the used to abuse to feed my brain, its the cat box that needs to be changed
its the pain its women, its the plite for power its government, its the way you give the knowledge slow with thought control and subtle hints...
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Feb 14 2005 6:10PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
you cant rhyme gat with gats^!!!!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Feb 14 2005 6:26PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
im coming with agression,
no question,
im steadily progressin,



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Feb 14 2005 7:33PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
whats your obsession

'your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms


by the way little girl...your little breasts do look firm and your coochie is probably smooth and tasty '
-Lateralis


Feb 14 2005 7:35PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
^ I'd fuck yo motha except it's no profession


- Harvιε



I ski therefore I am

Feb 14 2005 7:57PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
i hate chrinic99 because of his icon and thats my CONFESSION
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Feb 14 2005 8:06PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
yall better come up wit some betta rymes, ur makin a bad IMPRESSION

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
Feb 14 2005 9:18PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
if y'all dont shut up, ill comit defenestration
Da....da.....cant think of a cool name.....so call me.........(i just feel asleep....)
Feb 14 2005 10:01PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
man you all screwed up this sick rhyming session



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Feb 14 2005 10:05PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
even know what defenestration means?

Wawa Steeze team
Feb 14 2005 10:06PM
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dlite!
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 87
hookers hit the dome like an eight of shrooms,

rymn on ns makes u look like a goon












Feb 14 2005 10:07PM
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g-dawg
Posts: 312 - Karma: 11
yo yo yo guy whutuP?
^its easy to sound smart on the internet, guy
peace

its easy to sound smart on the internet, guy

whutup?

$$$EASTCOAST$$$

criminal life, for real

Feb 14 2005 10:09PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
hahahaha,tru
fine start again with this

Smoking pot in the yard all day long...
Wawa Steeze team
Feb 14 2005 10:12PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
defenestrate means to throw shit out a window
it seems to be the tricky shit that only you and me know
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Feb 14 2005 10:19PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
all y'all can't match my style, my flow


-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
Feb 14 2005 10:21PM
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