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oh god, college humor

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kyle_w
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Skier eats it



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 6 2005 11:08PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
ha i LOVE collegehumor

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Feb 6 2005 11:10PM
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chip123
Posts: 930 - Karma: 8
yeah dude! that was totaly radical, sweet, aweome, wicked, soooo gnarly!!!!
Feb 6 2005 11:10PM
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pajibber
Posts: 614 - Karma: 42
Yeah that shit is hilarious, what the fuck was he thinking?
Feb 6 2005 11:10PM
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katesd
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hahah i love everyone laughing hysterically in the background. people are so insensitive.... it's awesome


-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
Feb 6 2005 11:13PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
although that handrail looks mighty fun. by the way, i was just thinking this, that person has to be on this site. which one of ou dumb bastards was it?



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 6 2005 11:19PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
i believe they were riding vinnie 1080's



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 6 2005 11:26PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
yeah, def vinnies, they have a white top with blue and yellow letters on the bottom



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 6 2005 11:27PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
that was great! who was it!?!?


'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Feb 6 2005 11:29PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
thing is, the jump wasnt even meant for the rail. wierd.

-Joel

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Feb 6 2005 11:44PM
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BobYohan
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so theres a jump and a nice rail...and he builds a shitty landing and launches into space. i truly dont get it
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Feb 6 2005 11:49PM
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freshpowder41
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ya he could have just did the rail
Feb 6 2005 11:57PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
what a fucking moron



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 7 2005 1:41PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
what a fucking moron



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 7 2005 1:42PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
ok what the fuck. lately ive been having double posts all the time when i only click it once



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 7 2005 1:43PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
when i posted some thing from college humor the mods were quick to take it down. bitches

The bible is just literature and the church is a glorified book club.



acholcol makes me its bitch



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Feb 7 2005 1:44PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
they probably didnt take it down for no reason.
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Feb 7 2005 2:00PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
college humor is great stuff. It, and ebaumsworld...


- Harvιє



I ski therefore I am

Feb 7 2005 2:16PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
im addicted to college humor



So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Feb 7 2005 2:27PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
funny stuff
Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

Mint Tea Addict
Feb 7 2005 2:52PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
IT WAS ME I WAS THE GUY! j/k j/k

I would shit my pants if that skier was a member of newschoolers.com




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Feb 7 2005 4:04PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
It was NosnJection , im the guy sitting right next to the wall. He broke his femur on that one. Whata duesh
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Feb 7 2005 4:17PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
that is freaking hilarious i love college humor

member#13687



'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
Feb 7 2005 4:18PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^no shit?




-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Feb 7 2005 4:20PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
if it really was nosnection, hahahahahahaha you stupid fuck



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 7 2005 7:21PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
i bet it was g-dawg



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 7 2005 11:04PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
i;m almost certain that shot was taken at my school (msu-mankato) behind gage towers (dorm building) that rail isn't doable though b/c it's covered with this rubbery/plastic stuff



free ipod shuffles rule!

free ipods for everyone!!!
Feb 8 2005 5:01PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
am i the only person who cant get it? 'page not found' is all it says.





Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.



Logic Headware
Feb 8 2005 5:30PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
just go to collegehumor.com, click on videos, click on the category 'accidents' and it's like the 2nd or 3rd one down




free ipod shuffles rule!

free ipods for everyone!!!
Feb 8 2005 9:49PM
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