Replying to Got my stuff jacked, keep your eyes open in CO

So I threw a lit party at my house and by the time everyone was asleep I woke up with so much expensive shit gone. Thousands in losses. But what really fucks me up is my skis. WHO THE FUCK just takes skis out of your house. I got some J Skis Tabarnaks, and I know I'm one of the only people in CO with them. So if you see these skis out on the slopes (and they are either 91 or 92/100) get that fucker for me please. I'd tell u to text me but my phone got stolen too.
So DM me on here.
You may be entitled to a cash reward.
Stealing these creates a new line to cross, please find my babies (Im not sponsored so I don't get these things for free, gotta pay for em)