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Who the fuck charges $30 for a postcard?

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skierman
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Good god... I bet she's more talented and less entitled than Megan Fox.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/la-bella-figura-the-beautiful-figure#/

Her soundtrack is only $70! That's like totally worth it knowing you're paying for her unnecessary trip to Italy because she like totally loves funding her own education according to her profile.

I promise if you read through the whole thing, you won't be disappointed.

(her singing is top notch as well)
May 30 2017 8:57PM
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GrapeHunter
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hahahahaha go utes lmao
May 30 2017 10:13PM
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iFlip
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I would totally donate a few bucks to a NS pool to "buy" the $250 Skype call. Obviously we'd have to have the right person on the call, and everything recorded. It could be absolutely hilarious...
May 30 2017 10:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
iFlipI would totally donate a few bucks to a NS pool to "buy" the $250 Skype call. Obviously we'd have to have the right person on the call, and everything recorded. It could be absolutely hilarious...


"Oh shit, i was trying to call quest. Fuck it, what are you wearing?"
May 31 2017 2:23AM
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profa_212
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Car washes are still a thing? Also 20 freking dollars for a car wash???
May 31 2017 2:39AM
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theabortionator
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Profahoben_212Car washes are still a thing? Also 20 freking dollars for a car wash???


I mean, I'd be far more inclined to pay 20 for a sparkling car and some titties than a soundtrack to some shitty movie that thank jebus will never scorch the eyes of most of our current population.
May 31 2017 3:19AM
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Twinjibber77
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Creepy dude gon' drop $250.... someone call it
May 31 2017 4:03PM
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bdarb207
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Think she could have maybe put less time into the flyer for the carwash? lol
May 31 2017 4:48PM
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jblaski
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theabortionatorI mean, I'd be far more inclined to pay 20 for a sparkling car and some titties than a soundtrack to some shitty movie that thank jebus will never scorch the eyes of most of our current population.


Haha, it's Utah man, these girls at the carwash will be wearing a t-shirt underneath a tank top with the neckline up to their throat and shoulders covered. and shorts longer than their magic underwear. This ain't no bikini car wash.

And to Skiierman, of course, it's Utah. Everyone here is a professional beggar. Every single KSL article includes a link to the GoFundMe so someone doesn't actually have to take responsibility for themselves.
May 31 2017 8:16PM
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daannnnieel
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i'm still a bit confused as to what the fuck is even going on. Why wouldn't you just stay in Utah? Like Utah doesn't have an abundance of cool shit to film...?
May 31 2017 9:25PM
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theBearJew
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iFlipI would totally donate a few bucks to a NS pool to "buy" the $250 Skype call. Obviously we'd have to have the right person on the call, and everything recorded. It could be absolutely hilarious...


Group chat with everyone who paid for when she calls. It would be beautiful chaos.
May 31 2017 11:38PM
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theBearJew
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Dub post, dont care. This girl is a filmmaker but doesn't make a film asking for money for her film. She even has music, she fucking sings. Like how hard is it to just set up a camera and talk, then over lay your music with pictures of where you will be going.

And still, 8 backers...
May 31 2017 11:50PM
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skierman
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theBearJewDub post, dont care. This girl is a filmmaker but doesn't make a film asking for money for her film. She even has music, she fucking sings. Like how hard is it to just set up a camera and talk, then over lay your music with pictures of where you will be going.

And still, 8 backers...


Think about it... she's doing all the "work" herself so that 15k (rumor has it, she's going around town saying her goal is 80k!!!), just to live a MONTH IN ITALY.

Park City sure does raise some special children who are not privileged what-so-ever.

If someone buys the skype, just sit there masturbating while playing "White Horses" in the background.....

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/869546/Jackie-Lee---White-horses--HQ-

That should be sufficient.
Jun 1 2017 12:49PM
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daannnnieel
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one would assume part of what she's paying for would be the air fare to get to and from Europe, in which case I feel like a group of people should report this and have it wiped clean off the internet.
Jun 1 2017 9:54PM
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milk_man
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iFlipI would totally donate a few bucks to a NS pool to "buy" the $250 Skype call. Obviously we'd have to have the right person on the call, and everything recorded. It could be absolutely hilarious...


Can we please make this happen? I'll donate $10 hahah
Jun 2 2017 9:26AM
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Brue
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Affordable Vail Pricing going on here
Jun 6 2017 11:35PM
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