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Just had a kidney transplant

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freewillie
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Beyond stoked. What a life changing experience. Worst part so far is for sure the cock tube that is up my dick. Anyone have any experiences they would like to share from the hospital/ urinary catheters? By far the most painful erections I have ever experienced
Apr 7 2017 1:17AM
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iFlip
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Tell us about your new kidney. Was it from a Democrat or a Republican? What religion was it? From a white person or a black person? If from black, will you now be able to claim African American on application diversity sections?
Apr 7 2017 1:39AM
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freewillie
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iFlipTell us about your new kidney. Was it from a Democrat or a Republican? What religion was it? From a white person or a black person? If from black, will you now be able to claim African American on application diversity sections?


Idk the answer to any of that...all I know is it came from a deado and I am very thankful
Apr 7 2017 1:53AM
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theabortionator
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I once thought about selling a kidney but you really don't make enough money to justify it.

Glad you snagged one though!

Maybe the pain is God telling you to stop your impure thoughts and focus on him
Apr 7 2017 4:44PM
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CB4TSB
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Hey man congrats, I donated one of mine about 10 years ago. The biggest thing I can tell you about the catheter is when the nurse pulls it out DON'T WATCH you don't want to see the size of the balloon at the end. Best of luck and be ready to eat a ton once your off the meds.
Apr 7 2017 5:15PM
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freewillie
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waiting4snowHey man congrats, I donated one of mine about 10 years ago. The biggest thing I can tell you about the catheter is when the nurse pulls it out DON'T WATCH you don't want to see the size of the balloon at the end. Best of luck and be ready to eat a ton once your off the meds.


Haha yeah fuck that thing.
Thanks for your donation, as someone who has now received one, you really changed someones life!
Apr 7 2017 5:17PM
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Deepskier
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even the thought of a cathader is one of the scariest things in the world to me, tbh the scariest part about surgery to me.
Apr 7 2017 6:00PM
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doublecup
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Deepskiereven the thought of a cathader is one of the scariest things in the world to me, tbh the scariest part about surgery to me.


dude u r on so many painkillers that u dont even feel it. thinking about it is scarier than it actually is
Apr 7 2017 6:10PM
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Deepskier
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doublecupdude u r on so many painkillers that u dont even feel it. thinking about it is scarier than it actually is


Yeah probably but fuck that.
Apr 7 2017 6:11PM
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freewillie
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doublecupdude u r on so many painkillers that u dont even feel it. thinking about it is scarier than it actually is


can confirm that this is not actually the case
Apr 7 2017 6:56PM
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CB4TSB
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freewilliecan confirm that this is not actually the case


This is true, a recipient does not get a lot of pain killers as they could counter act the anti rejection meds. Now a living donor gets lit up for a month!
Apr 7 2017 7:15PM
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bnewbs6
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freewilliecan confirm that this is not actually the case


Can also confirm. Not the case. Boy its strange watching something other than bodily fluids coming out of your dong.
Apr 8 2017 11:52PM
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freewillie
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bnewbs6Can also confirm. Not the case. Boy its strange watching something other than bodily fluids coming out of your dong.


had me cock tube removed today and it felt like real life actual fire was coming out of my urethra
Apr 9 2017 12:00AM
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doublecup
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freewilliehad me cock tube removed today and it felt like real life actual fire was coming out of my urethra


How long do u have to wait until u can use your beak?
Apr 9 2017 12:08AM
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crotchvent
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doublecupHow long do u have to wait until u can use your beak?


I'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.
But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.
Apr 9 2017 12:28AM
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doublecup
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crotchventI'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.
But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.


Dog you can get so much pussy after a surgery you have no idea. Girls will act all domesticated and look after you, and take care of you, and want to make you feel better. I had surgery last year to correct a deviated nasal septum, and I was able to pick up a ton of puss by playing the surgery card. After you have a surgery ppl will feel bad for you and go out of their way to be extra nice
Apr 9 2017 1:16AM
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crotchvent
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crotchventI'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.
But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.

We need a new forum thats just a compilation of your posts for when you atr fucked uo cause they makes yiu deads at tjat pints.
Apr 9 2017 1:19AM
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crotchvent
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crotchventI'm dead doubkecup killed me i cant stop duing fuck.
But congrats man stay string dude you got this shit. Bestbof lc7k to ya stay strong i dont thi k i coukd make it through something like that you're a hero.


doublecupDog you can get so much pussy after a surgery you have no idea. Girls will act all domesticated and look after you, and take care of you, and want to make you feel better. I had surgery last year to correct a deviated nasal septum, and I was able to pick up a ton of puss by playing the surgery card. After you have a surgery ppl will feel bad for you and go out of their way to be extra nice


crotchventWe need a new forum thats just a compilation of your posts for when you atr fucked uo cause they makes yiu deads at tjat pints.

Fuxkem app u quoted myselfd agian??? App
Apr 9 2017 1:20AM
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shotvet
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waiting4snowThe biggest thing I can tell you about the catheter is when the nurse pulls it out DON'T WATCH you don't want to see the size of the balloon at the end.


The balloon should be deflated before coming out. otherwise you'll be left with something resembling a hotdog that was microwaved too long
Apr 10 2017 7:39PM
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Skitrippin
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crotchventFuxkem app u quoted myselfd agian??? App


you need to simmer down on the drinking bud, jesus christ
Apr 13 2017 11:51AM
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doublecup
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Goonsquad_Prod.you need to simmer down on the drinking bud, jesus christ


the kid is a fucking drunk
Apr 13 2017 11:55AM
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NBCskier
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Goonsquad_Prod.you need to simmer down on the drinking bud, jesus christ


doublecupthe kid is a fucking drunk



He is probably 20 years old enjoying time getting fucked up on a wednesday night. Thats what young 20 somethings do. Actin all high and mighty.
Apr 13 2017 12:49PM
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crotchvent
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NBCskierHe is probably 20 years old enjoying time getting fucked up on a wednesday night. Thats what young 20 somethings do. Actin all high and mighty.


Pretty much but it was a Saturday
Apr 13 2017 12:55PM
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doublecup
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crotchventPretty much but it was a Saturday


no u have serious alcohol problems and need to go to an AA meeting
Apr 13 2017 1:23PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupno u have serious alcohol problems and need to go to an AA meeting

Just as soon as you go to a psychiatrist for the fantasy world you live in.
Apr 13 2017 2:21PM
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doublecup
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crotchventJust as soon as you go to a psychiatrist for the fantasy world you live in.


dude u cant handle your alcohol admit it
Apr 13 2017 2:23PM
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Skitrippin
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crotchventJust as soon as you go to a psychiatrist for the fantasy world you live in.


Yeah like every thread I see you in, I can't understand 90% of what you try and say
Apr 13 2017 2:36PM
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crotchvent
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Goonsquad_Prod.Yeah like every thread I see you in, I can't understand 90% of what you try and say

Maybe reading is your issue because that was all just on one night and far from accurate representation.
Apr 13 2017 2:41PM
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doublecup
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crotchventMaybe reading is your issue because that was all just on one night and far from accurate representation.


dude u have a fucking alcohol problem
Apr 13 2017 2:42PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupdude u have a fucking alcohol problem

Yes I understand that is what you think. You have said it plenty of times.
Apr 13 2017 2:44PM
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doublecup
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crotchventYes I understand that is what you think. You have said it plenty of times.


go get fucking help already
Apr 13 2017 2:46PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupgo get fucking help already


I drink maybe three times a month. Not sure how that qualifies me as a drunk.
Apr 13 2017 2:47PM
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doublecup
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crotchventI drink maybe three times a month. Not sure how that qualifies me as a drunk.


dude everyone on here says u got fucking alcohol issues, do urself a favor and get help.
Apr 13 2017 2:51PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupdude everyone on here says u got fucking alcohol issues, do urself a favor and get help.


Ok
Apr 13 2017 2:52PM
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doublecup
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crotchventOk


just lay off the booze bro. maybe try not drinking for a day
Apr 13 2017 2:52PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupjust lay off the booze bro. maybe try not drinking for a day

I would like to refer to what I said a few posts up.
Apr 13 2017 2:54PM
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doublecup
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crotchventI would like to refer to what I said a few posts up.


alcoholics are always in denial of their problems
Apr 13 2017 2:58PM
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YoungWookiee
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Well I broke my hip 3 months ago. I was awake and I couldn't pee cause I was all drugged up and I had to go really really bad to the point like I was like fuck it shove that cathedor up my dick. Needless to say I was on drugs so it didn't hurt to bad it was a relied when I drained my bladder and filled up the bag. The next day they took a drain tube out of the side of my leg and I wasn't feeling it that shit hurt so bad it felt like a snake was coming out of my leg! Grats on the kidney!
Apr 13 2017 11:37PM
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