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ski2824
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heh..heh......i see penguins....
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
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SkierX
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Shrooms again bro?

Anyways, who agrees that penguins are the coolest animals ever? i want a pet penguin!
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DatGrlyChick: skier??
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23 years ago
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
yeah definitely the greatest thing ever to live
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 235
i always wished that one of my friends could be a penguin...that would be sweet

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

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23 years ago
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SkierX
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As cracked out as that may seem... I agree man! If you ahd a penguin friend, you'd be the coolest person in school for sure!
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
23 years ago
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
see, i got a totaly incoherent but funny conversation going! lol
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 235
the ones that have the yellow mohawk thingys are the coolest, but i would settle for a normal one, all kinds are cool...i mean, who else can waddle with such style?

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

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SkierX
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Sick stomach slides too. Werd.Wonder if you could teach a penguin to ski?
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
23 years ago
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miss_hevern87
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you'd have to get specially made boots though.

If I had a nickel,
I'd surely give it to you right away.
23 years ago
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hanklambo
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speaking of stomach slides, ya know what's fun?
getting panchos at the mountain on rainy days, and then slide down a trail on your stomach

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

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23 years ago
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CrshBandicoot
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
Woah open the windows to clear out the shroom smoke...This is way weird. Besides, think of how much fish you'd have to feed it...then think of the daily cleanout of the tub...yuck penguin poo...Maybe its the shrooms speakin






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sizzlah
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i fucking love those things. salomon.

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CrshBandicoot
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Yes so do I. But would u want 1 as a pet?






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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
i want to tie a penguin to a pair of skiis and send it down the park lol
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23 years ago
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CrshBandicoot
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
LoL O man I can just imagine its expression when it see's a chair lift pole commin straight for it.
Woohoo it is the shrooms.






Life is fun unless you are frightened by it.

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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
'slide' *giggle giggle*



I'm going to live forever or die trying.

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CrshBandicoot
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Life is fun unless you are frightened by it.

I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt
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GothChick666
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I want some warrior penguins like on Batman

You'd better hope Hell get's ya before I do
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CrshBandicoot
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No No that was a picture of the penguin's expression just b4 it KaSlams into the ChairLift Pole.

Hmm...Warrior penguins sound too close to warrior princes to me...






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Confucius says, 'Man standing on a toilet is high on pot!'.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
23 years ago
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Pierce
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There were day glow penguins at the mall. Penguins go 'queep'.
23 years ago
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
queep! queeep! qeeeeeeeeeeP! SPLAT
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
23 years ago
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3910 - Karma: 225
The penguins from the Muppets own. They keep flinging themselves in the air and crashing.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23 years ago
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3910 - Karma: 225
Fucking superpenguin

< img src='http://www.gnu.org/graphics/gnu-and-penguin-color-1024x946.jpg'>
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QuazBotch
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hmm


23 years ago
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3910 - Karma: 225
badass penguin. He's gonna slap the kid!


23 years ago
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QuazBotch
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I say we get one of these and ride it through the moguls.




23 years ago
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thegreyarea
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seeing a guy riding through moguls on a big black and white dick is not exactly a good idea.
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
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1080chick
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getting those poncho things and slidin on ur stomach is reallllllllly funjn..brings back memories!
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Maximumsushi
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Now THAT penguin is Badass. Fucking A.

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Maximumsushi
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Seriously though, I think a hill in NZ should have penguin races once a year where when the hill gets icy as hell they race penguins. It would be dope. They could have a gate at the top of a freeway type run. People would bet on the different penguins. Number the penguins or better yet give them crazy ass names. Like Colonel Quazar or Spartacus.

Imagine like 40 greased up penguins sliding down a slope at like 40 KM/hr Quweeping loud as hell.
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therealjerk
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DAMNIT WITCHBABY!!!! YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME! AND I WATCHED FIGHT CLUB TODAY! awww shit!


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QuazBotch
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Its as if he were saying 'hey look! I'm deformed!'


23 years ago
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witchbaby666
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ahahaha, sucker! the witch is toooo fast





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Maximumsushi
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Hahah, awesome. 'Hey, I'm Penguin Pete but everyone calls me the deformed fuck...'
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CrshBandicoot
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
This is starting to have the feel of tree huggin hippies vibes....






I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt

Confucius says, 'Man standing on a toilet is high on pot!'.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
23 years ago
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