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Sex or skiing?

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
You only get to do one everyday for the rest of your life. Which?
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Feb 5 2005 4:22PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
shit... thats a hard question... probably skiing. more rewarding... lasts longer than sex
Feb 5 2005 5:02PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
I'm very torn, sex is alot better but much shorter :|.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 5 2005 5:03PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
if i could only have one for the rest of my life i would have a very short life
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Feb 5 2005 5:18PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
i agree
was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking out about being flashed)
Feb 5 2005 5:22PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
there was a 4 page thread about this a while back





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Feb 5 2005 5:23PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hardcore sex with 50 women. fuck skiing



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Feb 5 2005 5:30PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Tuff to say my friend...I guess Skiing




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I Heart Skiing
Feb 5 2005 5:58PM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
ummm as much as i love skiing sex takes the win
Feb 5 2005 6:18PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
well, I assume that after 365 days a year of constant sex, it might start to get a little repetitive, so I guess I'll have to go with skiing.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 5 2005 6:20PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
but if it was just for a little while, not your whole life, god damn obviously sex

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 5 2005 6:20PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
never getting laid again for the rest of my life is a scary thought. my vote goes for sex.
Feb 5 2005 7:06PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
skexing
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
Feb 5 2005 8:02PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
skiing....you never think of anything when you ski and its magical...for sex you gotta worry about if the bitch has any stds
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Feb 5 2005 8:20PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
As much fun as sex is, I take skiing. You get the same end result; your tired, sometimes sore and just want to take a nap. Except with skiing you dont have worry about stds and babies. Plus if riding the lift with hotties counts as skiing, you may get some nonsex fun.
Feb 5 2005 9:11PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
i dont ski i skate but never having sex is scary so im guna go with sex

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
Feb 5 2005 9:17PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
skiing.


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Feb 5 2005 9:43PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Probobly skiing, not my fault though becuase the last time I was fooling around with this girl all I could think about for some reason was the new ski movie I had just bought.





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Feb 5 2005 9:43PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
defintily sex.
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Feb 5 2005 9:57PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
skiing
you can always masterbate.

let that sink in for a minute
Feb 5 2005 10:05PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
^ good thinking... although he who hesitates mastrubates or something like that
was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
Feb 5 2005 10:06PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,163
theres only so many holes to plug but there is always something new to do on skis
Feb 5 2005 10:10PM
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public-enemy#1
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
i'd take skiing cos u can always take a chik up the ass...that isnt called sex...its called buggery
Feb 5 2005 10:11PM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
or u could do a man u sik fuk
'throw a brick at it'
Feb 5 2005 10:16PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
Skiing. Unless, oral sex counts as sex... in which case I would have to take sex.



'I see the sadness in their eyes, melancholy in their cries.
Devoid of all the passion, the human spirit cannot die.'

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...feel the rush
Feb 5 2005 10:23PM
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public-enemy#1
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
if u have a condom on its not sick
Feb 5 2005 10:25PM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
if u put it in the stink its sik unless u clean stik a hose up there and wash it
'throw a brick at it'
Feb 5 2005 10:28PM
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public-enemy#1
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
haha yeah thered be some definate washing going on
Feb 5 2005 10:30PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Well, I would have to say sex. First off, there is no limit to the amount of times you can do it each day... so the time issue mentioned earlier is irrelevant. Also, you really show someone you love them through sexual intercourse. (Well some people do, others are just jerks, whores and prostitutes, so sex means nothing to them. If you fall in this category just ignore that point.) Furthermore, isn't the whole point of life to reproduce and pass on your genes to the next generation?
Finally, if you can't ski can't you still snowboard?!?
Feb 5 2005 10:31PM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
skiing...when someone gives me a magical ski that does not hurt me :P..fucking rails!
And you can do it all day long..sex hurts after a while...
But I do know something though.. bitches they come they go!



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Feb 6 2005 3:06AM
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UTskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 158
skiing bitch. christ, sex is just sex, skiing is fuckin enlightenment.
Feb 6 2005 3:20AM
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xxSimsxx
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
sex because i snowboard.
Feb 6 2005 5:53AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i think sex is a good choice
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Feb 6 2005 5:55AM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
^^i agree w/ xxSimsxx. i board, so def sex. but between boarding and sex...still prob sex

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people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
Feb 6 2005 9:36AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
thats tough
Feb 6 2005 10:17AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
SKIING
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Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
Feb 6 2005 11:39AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
SKIING
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Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
Feb 6 2005 11:40AM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
skiing
ok
Feb 6 2005 12:01PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
after a long and laborious i'm going with sex.
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Feb 6 2005 12:26PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 416
u would still be able to pee at the end of ur life if u skied everyday


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Feb 6 2005 12:37PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
wow, my brian no work in morning.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 6 2005 12:43PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Sex, there's way more tricks...


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Feb 6 2005 1:36PM
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snoopy
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i agree
public_enemy_elliott!
Feb 6 2005 1:55PM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
it depends on where your skiing or what bitch your fucking




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Feb 6 2005 5:34PM
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triebby
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^true, but ill take skiing
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Feb 6 2005 6:09PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i'd probably go skiing. never had sex, but, skiing's probably as good as sex...... and then lasts longer.

so, yeah, skiing.
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Feb 6 2005 7:23PM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
then u are in the wrong threat...talking about something u dont know..but skiing



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Feb 7 2005 5:17PM
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TheWorst
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both.
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Feb 7 2005 5:59PM
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plorr
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probly skiing, cuz it wouldnt get boring after doing it 365 days a yr, or sex while skiing
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Feb 7 2005 6:03PM
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