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What should I spray paint on my car?

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Young_patty
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So I've got an old (2000) Chrysler town and country minivan and long story short I hit another car and fucked up the front of my car. The new hood and bumper are black instead of the red like the rest of the car. My dad gave me the ok to spray paint something on the hood since we'll probably end up getting rid of it soon so NS what should I put on the hood?
Post any designs, ideas, opinions, recipes, or jokes you have.
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JTCasper540_MN
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a penis maybe?
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.Hugo.
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Penis
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crotchvent
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Swastika, pentagram, penis, sports team/school mascot, line traveling circus, free candy and this is definitely not a rape van
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clorox
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crotchventSwastika, pentagram, penis, sports team/school mascot, line traveling circus, free candy and this is definitely not a rape van
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Tinga
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Sistine Chapel
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Ur hopes and dreams
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LAME.
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plati dip your whole rig including the windows. Murdered out is hot af.
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eheath
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A penis. Your father probably won't like that unfortunately.
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Slush
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NS logo, you could have your very own NS mobile
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Da.Vinci
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spray paint ''white power'' in white spray paint
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Tinga
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TingaSistine Chapel


haha. I just realized there is totally a penis on the Sistine Chapel.
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iced
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I wouldn't do it- at least use ironlak or something. If you want a design, reach out to any local Graf writers lol. (They'll do it all for free if that's what your about)
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MIHoodlum
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Free
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Chubz.
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Big phat dick
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JAHpow
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ECNALUBMA

But you'll need the letters backwards too.
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Malcolm
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I would paint a hood scoop along with a bunch of different types of little air vents
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Titus69
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Swastika on the hood, 666 on the doors, and a confederate flag on the trunk. Americans would be too butt hurt about it.
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doublecup
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paint it green and black

post a pic of that shit-mobile of yours
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lilgapaboi
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A big MN Skiers logo would be sick
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ZeMagnificentKev
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RAPE VAN along every side. You won't even need a lock for that shit, and it'll keep all the weirdo's away.
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LukasSchroeder
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spray paint your hood or the whole car with chalkboard pray, and then write whatever the fuck you want on it any time
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GayWolf420
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crotchventSwastika, pentagram, penis, sports team/school mascot, line traveling circus, free candy and this is definitely not a rape van


a swastika inside of a pentagram made out of penises.
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Young_patty
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As much as I would love to mark up the car with a bunch of swasticas and dicks I'm not sure the folks would be happy with that. Any other ideas are appreciated serious or not.
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Da.Vinci
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write ''ski fast, eat ass'' on the side of the car
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Trabek
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"local heroine dealer"
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AGOF
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Trabek"local heroine dealer"


They won't know if you're a drug dealer or a high quality pimp
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Trabek
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A-cAllThey won't know if you're a drug dealer or a high quality pimp


Exactly, get two birds stoned at once.
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EmperorKuzco
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TrabekExactly, get two birds stoned at once.


I'm getting drunk today randy big time
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Trabek
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EmperorKuzcoI'm getting drunk today randy big time


Hope you got your riot punch ready for today.
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Wutever
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Three words: Fillmore. Psychedelic. Posters.

Look at a bunch and kinda get the bubbly kaleidoscope background but instead of a band name, the NS logo in really clean bubbled stenciling.
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Malcolm
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LukasSchroederspray paint your hood or the whole car with chalkboard pray, and then write whatever the fuck you want on it any time


I actually really like that idea! Maybe have a little tray with chalk so random people can draw stuff on your car.
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AGOF
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TrabekHope you got your riot punch ready for today.


And you've mixed shows together and ruined it good going. Randy would have himself a big ol glass of swish and would be into it hard
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Trabek
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A-cAllAnd you've mixed shows together and ruined it good going. Randy would have himself a big ol glass of swish and would be into it hard


Well.. Wasn't mixing shows, simply referencing a second that I enjoy to watch.
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Young_patty
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MalcolmI actually really like that idea! Maybe have a little tray with chalk so random people can draw stuff on your car.


I feel like that would just lead to a bunch of dicks and swasticas getting drawn on my car
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LukasSchroeder
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Young_pattyI feel like that would just lead to a bunch of dicks and swasticas getting drawn on my car


can confirm that when you give your friends chalk to draw on your car they draw dicks. or write things like "free candy" etc. just know cause one guy i know covered his hood (and doors?) of a wagon he got for free. although a few times i saw it with some super sick art on it
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Jems
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paint a cross with nick goepper crucified on it
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stimpyskier
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american flag
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Peter.
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a picture of you naked
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