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What should I spray paint on my car?

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Young_patty
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So I've got an old (2000) Chrysler town and country minivan and long story short I hit another car and fucked up the front of my car. The new hood and bumper are black instead of the red like the rest of the car. My dad gave me the ok to spray paint something on the hood since we'll probably end up getting rid of it soon so NS what should I put on the hood?
Post any designs, ideas, opinions, recipes, or jokes you have.
Mar 13 2017 5:48PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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a penis maybe?
Mar 13 2017 6:00PM
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.Hugo.
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Penis
Mar 13 2017 6:18PM
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crotchvent
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Swastika, pentagram, penis, sports team/school mascot, line traveling circus, free candy and this is definitely not a rape van
Mar 13 2017 6:35PM
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clorox
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crotchventSwastika, pentagram, penis, sports team/school mascot, line traveling circus, free candy and this is definitely not a rape van
Mar 13 2017 6:52PM
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Tinga
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Sistine Chapel
Mar 13 2017 7:06PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Ur hopes and dreams
Mar 13 2017 7:17PM
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LAME.
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plati dip your whole rig including the windows. Murdered out is hot af.
Mar 13 2017 7:27PM
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eheath
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A penis. Your father probably won't like that unfortunately.
Mar 13 2017 7:44PM
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Slush
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NS logo, you could have your very own NS mobile
Mar 13 2017 8:01PM
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Da.Vinci
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spray paint ''white power'' in white spray paint
Mar 13 2017 8:03PM
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Tinga
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TingaSistine Chapel


haha. I just realized there is totally a penis on the Sistine Chapel.
Mar 13 2017 9:33PM
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iced
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I wouldn't do it- at least use ironlak or something. If you want a design, reach out to any local Graf writers lol. (They'll do it all for free if that's what your about)
Mar 13 2017 11:30PM
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MIHoodlum
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Free
Mar 14 2017 1:00AM
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Chubz.
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Big phat dick
Mar 14 2017 2:22AM
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JAHpow
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ECNALUBMA

But you'll need the letters backwards too.
Mar 14 2017 7:17AM
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Malcolm
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I would paint a hood scoop along with a bunch of different types of little air vents
Mar 14 2017 8:08AM
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Titus69
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Swastika on the hood, 666 on the doors, and a confederate flag on the trunk. Americans would be too butt hurt about it.
Mar 14 2017 8:33AM
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doublecup
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paint it green and black

post a pic of that shit-mobile of yours
Mar 14 2017 9:02AM
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lilgapaboi
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A big MN Skiers logo would be sick
Mar 14 2017 12:21PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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RAPE VAN along every side. You won't even need a lock for that shit, and it'll keep all the weirdo's away.
Mar 14 2017 12:49PM
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LukasSchroeder
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spray paint your hood or the whole car with chalkboard pray, and then write whatever the fuck you want on it any time
Mar 16 2017 2:55AM
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GayWolf420
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crotchventSwastika, pentagram, penis, sports team/school mascot, line traveling circus, free candy and this is definitely not a rape van


a swastika inside of a pentagram made out of penises.
Mar 16 2017 3:40AM
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Young_patty
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As much as I would love to mark up the car with a bunch of swasticas and dicks I'm not sure the folks would be happy with that. Any other ideas are appreciated serious or not.
Mar 16 2017 10:15AM
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Da.Vinci
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write ''ski fast, eat ass'' on the side of the car
Mar 16 2017 1:17PM
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Trabek
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"local heroine dealer"
Mar 16 2017 1:25PM
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AGOF
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Trabek"local heroine dealer"


They won't know if you're a drug dealer or a high quality pimp
Mar 16 2017 2:40PM
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Trabek
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A-cAllThey won't know if you're a drug dealer or a high quality pimp


Exactly, get two birds stoned at once.
Mar 16 2017 3:45PM
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EmperorKuzco
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TrabekExactly, get two birds stoned at once.


I'm getting drunk today randy big time
Mar 16 2017 8:19PM
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Trabek
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EmperorKuzcoI'm getting drunk today randy big time


Hope you got your riot punch ready for today.
Mar 17 2017 4:15PM
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Wutever
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Three words: Fillmore. Psychedelic. Posters.

Look at a bunch and kinda get the bubbly kaleidoscope background but instead of a band name, the NS logo in really clean bubbled stenciling.
Mar 17 2017 4:41PM
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Malcolm
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LukasSchroederspray paint your hood or the whole car with chalkboard pray, and then write whatever the fuck you want on it any time


I actually really like that idea! Maybe have a little tray with chalk so random people can draw stuff on your car.
Mar 17 2017 4:42PM
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AGOF
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TrabekHope you got your riot punch ready for today.


And you've mixed shows together and ruined it good going. Randy would have himself a big ol glass of swish and would be into it hard
Mar 17 2017 5:53PM
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Trabek
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A-cAllAnd you've mixed shows together and ruined it good going. Randy would have himself a big ol glass of swish and would be into it hard


Well.. Wasn't mixing shows, simply referencing a second that I enjoy to watch.
Mar 17 2017 7:26PM
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Young_patty
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MalcolmI actually really like that idea! Maybe have a little tray with chalk so random people can draw stuff on your car.


I feel like that would just lead to a bunch of dicks and swasticas getting drawn on my car
Mar 18 2017 1:08AM
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LukasSchroeder
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Young_pattyI feel like that would just lead to a bunch of dicks and swasticas getting drawn on my car


can confirm that when you give your friends chalk to draw on your car they draw dicks. or write things like "free candy" etc. just know cause one guy i know covered his hood (and doors?) of a wagon he got for free. although a few times i saw it with some super sick art on it
Mar 18 2017 2:18AM
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Jems
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paint a cross with nick goepper crucified on it
Apr 17 2017 1:24PM
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stimpyskier
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american flag
Apr 18 2017 2:34PM
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Peter.
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a picture of you naked
Apr 18 2017 3:02PM
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