Gnarliest Injury

on monday i was spinning around on ice and caught my edge, ate shit super hard and got stitches on my lip. would not recommend.

Came off weird on a rail, caught a bolt on the sheeting that tore my knee open down to the knee cap. Needed 12 stitches. It was dumb

Took a 40 footer about double that and landed on flat ground by a good amount. Cracked my femur from top to bottom and cracked a vertabre and knocked myself out.

Could have been a ton worse but id put it in as my gnarliest crash, and prolly injury. First jump of the season. Went straight from the drop point on an icy east coast day. Lolz

My Big Mountain team was in Delirium Dive at Sunshine and a guy fell off of a cliff and literally scalped the top half of his face off.

The dude couldn't even see because the flap of flesh hung over his eyes. it was gnarly. had to be airlifted

I dislocated my sholder and fracked my heel getting towed by a sled out of montazuma a few years. Rope got caught around my ankle..... ripped off my boot and left the liner on my foot. It is a good thing I was rocking 70 flex 2 buckle boots or it could have been DOOM.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/447566/I-french-fry-d-when-I-should-have-pizza-d

i like this one personally

theabortionatorTook a 40 footer about double that and landed on flat ground by a good amount. Cracked my femur from top to bottom and cracked a vertabre and knocked myself out.

Could have been a ton worse but id put it in as my gnarliest crash, and prolly injury. First jump of the season. Went straight from the drop point on an icy east coast day. Lolz

I overrotated a frontflip and my lip hit my knee. So my under lip got stuck in my upper teeth braces. So i couldn't talk or open my mouth, but somehow i pulled my lip out.

Coming off a rail 1m high on dryslope slip, catch it on the way down, left ejects, right doesn't.....right leg pulls a 270 on its own leaving me with torn MCL, ACL and cartilage damage

Stepped off a curb and Rolled my ankle enough to fracture it. Fuck that noise.

Also broke my wrist following a homie on a jump over a rope fence back onto the trail. His skis clipped the rope i got clothes lined smashed into the trail then sprayed...

Oh yeah and fractured the same wrist being a dumbass skitching on a longboard got my board caught under the back tire, almost got ran over.

Only injuries ive ever had too..

I almost bled out on a sidewalk when I was like 13 overshooting a jump and eating my handle bars. Ditched my bike in the forest and walked my ass up a hill to a construction site, then promptly hit the floor and waited for medical attention. I had a rip down through my lip continuing down my chin. I broke one of my front teeth in half and pushed the root back, knocked the other one out clean.

that was on thanksgiving, and I watched my dads truck get stolen that night thinking I was dreaming. My parents forgot to call my sister who was home alone after telling her that I was going to the hospital. I feel so fucking bad for her, she thought I had quite literally died.

.otto.https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/447566/I-french-fry-d-when-I-should-have-pizza-d

i like this one personally

Oh shit. I forgot about that.

That and my other head injury therw in 2014 were sketch
The 2012 i had severe headaches for a year and a half. The 2014 i couldnt walk right and my brain was forever fucked lol.

Yolo!

But at least the one is a funny video.

Thats what happens when you have a season ender on rails early season, havent hit a jump, havent slept in 2 days, and somebody pulls out a camera 4th run. Good timez

Did a 540 off a knuckle in Blackcomb park last spring and got one of my tails stuck in the slush when I tried to go back to forward, my jacket flew up in my face so I couldn't see and ended up getting a really bad concussion. Blacked out for 30 seconds, couldn't remember what day it was or where I was, probably the scariest injury I've had as well. Another really bad one was a bike crash where I had too much speed going into a corner and got twisted over my handle bars while turning, landed elbows down and had to pull a rock out of my elbow and get three stitches.

Tried my very first dub on a tramp when I was 15. first flip was good, halfway trhu the second one I stuck my arm out and landed hand first on the mat. Broke my arm straight thru, bone was sticking out. Worst sight ever.
Two years ago I was hammered and hit a wall, broke my hand, that was a gooder too.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/860890/Nic-Luessi-Trampoline-Fail

on a foggy powder day i overlooked a bump and i was not prepared so i hit my face so hard on my knee my teeth cut through the flesh under my lip and ripped a hole in there.
also dislocated my shoulder three times.

I got a ski up my ass after doing a 540 blunt grab and my ski popped off as i grabbed, it hurt to shit

Lost myself in the air on a double flat, then woke up in the lodge. That was fun.

When I was in about 8th grade, I was on my snowboard in the park. I boardslided a down box and slipped out at the end. Clipped my head on the end of the box (with a helmet on). I remember getting right back up feeling dizzy and going down to the lift. When I got down the lifty told me they were just about to call ski patrol because I was laying on the ground for about a minute. Apparently I knocked myself out cold.

worst injury on the hill: friend cuts in front of me randomly while were going along snow line.... i barely avoid him....but end up launching superman mode into snowless abyss. bounce 40ish feet down the hill braking my elbow and popping a toonie sized hole in my shin/knee.

worst injury off the hill: 2 years ago riding road bike.... slip on road and tabletop as i go to pas xlt pickup truck at bottom of hill around bend..... slide under driver door and under rear wheel.... wake up 2 days later out of a coma with broken cheekbone, minor brain trauma, and a clam shell for an ear. accident on thursday, walk out of icu sunday night. icing on the cake was breaking 6 ribs the first morning home as i attempted to get out of bed >.

I've had quite a few injuries, but the dumbest one the one I beat myself up about the most was more out of drunken stupidity. I was at a night club, and I was really drunk, my friends and I were raving hard and a dance circle formed. I decided it would be the coolest thing the toss a backflip when the beat dropped. So I did. But the next thing I knew I was in the washroom and some guy was helping me clean the blood off my face. Apparently I landed straight to face. Lucky I didn't knock my front teeth out.

Back in 2014 I was riding jibs galore at Mammoth Mountain and tried to do a 270 swap and my right ski didn't clear, I ended up dropping straight to my nuts and blew out my left testicle and tore my MCL...........shitty day that was!

BrinkGleansComing off a rail 1m high on dryslope slip, catch it on the way down, left ejects, right doesn't.....right leg pulls a 270 on its own leaving me with torn MCL, ACL and cartilage damage

Knee injuries suck dick man.

Doing a wheelie on my moped I hit a squirrel and lost traction, went down hard and ruined my Levi's denim jacket and god one hell of a road rash. Not my worst injury, but by far the dumbest. It was also probably the funniest for my friends to watch.

my worst crash ever was in 2015 spirng in Livigno, last day, and last hour of trip, I wanted hit jump last time on trip, it was plain jump no spin, but I flew askew and i landen on right side of my body and i hit the left thigh into the right skies or mayby ski shoe and i broke my femur, and i had embolism after that 3 days I was in a coma. 5 months I was walking with crutches, and one year break of freestyle sking, just normal skiing.

Being a young noob in December of 2014, I was at a tiny little Midwest hill that was fairly icy. There was a 20 or so foot jump, and I had been straight airing it all night so I decided to try something different. I don't remember exactly what I tried to do, because I can't remember the ~2 minutes before the incident. I apparently cased it, double ejected, and flew about 30 feet down the landing straight onto my face. I woke up at the bottom of the landing and got the weirdest deja vu, like I had seen those exact bloodstains on the snow before. It was trippy. Then I got up and tried to act not concussed, but when the park crew came I didn't know the date and my face was covered in blood. I ended up literally crushing the front of my helmet, breaking my nose, and getting a nice concussion. The worst part was that it ended my season because my parents wouldn't let me go anymore.

Fell off the lift about 14 feet up and broke both my heels. left heel had a big chip in it and crack through the middle. right was only split down the middle. When i landed my head hit my knee and knocked my self out. no surgery luckily but out of school 3 weeks and in wheelchair for 2 months and boots for another month after that. Then PT every other day.

Didnt so we check on day skiing in France and web for a backie wayyyyy over shot this jump went to Gucci on my back couple people and ski patrol thought I'd broke my back and ski patrol still made me ski down! Turns out just knocked my kidney and had some internal bleeding never broken a bone yet

Flying down a mogul run with 2 ski lifts on it, left ski ejects and a mogul launches me into a ski lift pole head first. Had a hickey-like mark on the back of my neck running down to the ends of both shoulders, pulled almost everything in my upper back, and somehow damaged something in my left leg when my ski came off. Think I had a concussion as well.

Nosamlanded elbows down and had to pull a rock out of my elbow and get three stitches.

I had like the same injury earlier this year crashing my bike on a wet bridge on a bike path. The nurse at my school pulled most of the rocks out but missed one and then stitched it up, so now I can feel a rock under the skin in my elbow

I hit Smooth Air on Granite Peak at Squaw. I knew the moment I was in the air that it was a bad idea. I went into a serious crash and blew my ACL. It was my last year living in Tahoe before leaving for grad school. I got hurt in January so I was pretty bummed. I got a brace made and wanted to ski out the season, but by early March I knew I wasn't going to do the things I wanted to do. I ended up getting surgery in late March. I'm fine now.

tom warnick's turbo hyperextension was a good one.

mwahlhuetteron a foggy powder day i overlooked a bump and i was not prepared so i hit my face so hard on my knee my teeth cut through the flesh under my lip and ripped a hole in there.
also dislocated my shoulder three times.

Damn, haha I did the same thing when I was a little kid on a water trampoline. Could frontflip but always had to land on my ass. One time my knee hit my face and I almost bit part of my lip off. Didn't even realize that part of my lip was hanging off until hours later when I looked in the mirror. Needed some stitches.

This guy was skiing under the liftline pretty fast, lost control, and skied straight into a lift pole that didn't have a pad on it, and his femur snapped and poked out through his snowpants. It was fucking gnar.

Idk who it was but a couple years back I saw a homie come up short on the big jump and bite his tongue off

JakeBarrettIdk who it was but a couple years back I saw a homie come up short on the big jump and bite his tongue off

I watched a kid do the same thing catching an edge on a rainbow box. Looked like a murderscene on the snow

first run of the morning hit a 40 foot jump on gaper day last season and ended up going about 100 feet to flat, broke my left tibia and fibula and ended my season right then and there.

fast forward to late july, re broke the same bones in the same places on a diving board because they weren't fully healed yet, leg was hanging at a 30 degree angle as i pulled myself out of the pool. got a plate and 8 screws surgically inserted into my leg and had to miss out on this entire season also. getting the plate and screws out this may, should be back skiing next season, but it will have been a year and a half since skiing once I'm finally back on snow.

Mine relates to shit-load of yours. All of you talking about how fucking scary it was blacking out for even just a minute because of head injury, that's pretty god damn serious, that is medically described as a grade 3 concussion, maybe you didn't feel the regular after concussion symptoms, so sometimes called a "mini-concussion",but that was still a very serious thing. For anyone reading this, please if something like that happens to you, no matter what, take it rrrreealll fucking easy after that, for awhile. You could rattle your brain around a lil more after that and do some serious fucking damage. I have for sure had a "mini-concussion" at least 4 times now, only once because of skiing, after talking with a professional about it I was pretty scared, and so relieved none of them were serious (but hey who knows maybe it did do permanent damage.) So anyway here's my rant of my for sure grade 3 concussion and my worst shiner ever;

about halfway through the 4years dating my ex, we had a "broken-up" period (Quotes because obviously it wasn't very serious, we were basically still seeing eachother) where she "dated" this ghetto ass weed hustling man-child(emphasis on the man part, fists the size of my entire skull) but he was 16 so obv me and the ex had quite a few clandestine meetings at a local motel. Of course him being a greasy local weed dealer he finds out, tried to fight me around the time they broke up but im a man of words and we were at a dealers house who didnt want no trable, so nothing happened. Fast forward about 2 weeks and were officially back together, at the same dealers house. Dealer tells us oh shit baby dicks coming over better bounce, literally stand up to leave and oh look who's comes through the door, mister bricks for fists. I looked to my left, and then woke up on the floor, with a bunch of people I didn't recognize yelling and pushing around me. I still have barely any memory of what happened, vague foggy memories of about the 5 minutes after. Ex told me, as soon as he walked through the door he haymaker'ed the shit out of me, lifted me off my feet, causing me to crack the back of my skull against a table as I was coming down then again bounced my skull off the floor. He actually was trying to say cmon you wanna fight now bitch? Like christ Im pretty sure I couldn't formulate a sentence let alone get into my first fist fight ever. Thank god weed-dealer bro and several not retarded peoples saw I was basically a zombie, dealt with the situation, and did some basic concussion medical treatment and looking after for the next little while. Thank god it wasn't too bad, and probably the worst that came out of it was my face swelled right the fuck up and I could barely see out of the onw eye, lol still worked a fry cook shift that night. But yeah, losing consciousness, no matter how briefly, is super serious. Get that shit looked after well and good. Tell someone who knows a what their doing. Also praise to every panoply of gods I've never broken a bone, still crossing my fingers every time I say that. some of these stories are basically my fucking nightmares.

did anyone else see this

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/03/07/ski-instructor-gets-impaled-by-branch-reconsiders-lip-piercing-trend.html

Fractured my frontal lobe in two places 2 days ago doing my first dub front, fun stuff