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Using ketchup as lube: A Review

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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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The Pros:
-delicious
-plenty of jokes to be made about your hotdog in her buns w/ ketchup
-cheap
-my mom won't suspect anything if I have lots of ketchup bottles by her basement couch where I sleep

The Cons:
-my mom gets mad when there are ketchup stains on the couch in her basement
-apparently, tomatoes are acidic and ketchup really stings in the vagina. debatable if this is a con.

The Verdict: definitely worth it.
Mar 3 2017 3:19PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
use it to lube your urethra
Mar 3 2017 3:27PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
put some ketchup up a girls ass then lick it

it will taste lick you are eating a hotdog
Mar 3 2017 3:56PM
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Skiing_guy345
Posts: 53 - Karma: 99
Username was a unanimous decision?
Mar 3 2017 4:40PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Ive seen better reviews done for gummy bears than this shit review.
Mar 3 2017 5:13PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,605
Pro tip though honey actually works pretty well as lube, plus it tastes good. Dammit nature you're awesome
Mar 3 2017 5:33PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
put ur dick in a bun and pour some ketchup on it, and have a girl eat it
Mar 3 2017 5:39PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
doublecupput some ketchup up a girls ass then lick it

it will taste lick you are eating a hotdog


doublecupput ur dick in a bun and pour some ketchup on it, and have a girl eat it


thought long and hard about that second one, didn't you?
Mar 3 2017 5:42PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,184
doublecupput ur dick in a bun and pour some ketchup on it, and have a girl eat it


Is this so she can't tell the difference between your blood and the ketchup cause she just ate your dick?
Mar 3 2017 5:47PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
crotchventIs this so she can't tell the difference between your blood and the ketchup cause she just ate your dick?


who the fuck cares, just stick the ketchup bottle up a girls ass and squirt it

then just start eating her asshole and it will taste like a bbq
Mar 3 2017 5:49PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
User epoxy next time
Mar 3 2017 6:04PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
Don't use IcyHot as lube, bro tip
Mar 3 2017 6:12PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
TheHamburglarDon't use IcyHot as lube, bro tip


y not? i bet it feels bomb af
Mar 3 2017 6:14PM
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TheHamburglar
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doublecupy not? i bet it feels bomb af


A bomb exploding is the right imagery for how it felt!
Mar 3 2017 6:28PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
TheHamburglarA bomb exploding is the right imagery for how it felt!


put a firecracker up a bitches ass for all i care
Mar 3 2017 6:53PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupwho the fuck cares, just stick the ketchup bottle up a girls ass and squirt it

then just start eating her asshole and it will taste like a bbq


I'd just rather not have a bite taken out of my dick but if your into cannibalism that's cool too.
Mar 3 2017 8:02PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
crotchventI'd just rather not have a bite taken out of my dick but if your into cannibalism that's cool too.


Put a fucking shot gun up her ass for all I care
Mar 3 2017 9:41PM
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LastChairbender
Posts: 23 - Karma: 95
I recommend jalapeno ketchup to spice things up in the bedroom
Mar 7 2017 2:17PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
LastChairbenderI recommend jalapeno ketchup to spice things up in the bedroom


put some jalapeno ketchup up a girls pussy as lube and just start fucking her hard, a bomb might go off inside her vagina, but who cares, just roll with it
Mar 7 2017 2:25PM
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RespectTheTrees
Posts: 40 - Karma: 46
doublecupput some jalapeno ketchup up a girls pussy as lube and just start fucking her hard, a bomb might go off inside her vagina, but who cares, just roll with it
Rip pussy
Mar 7 2017 6:47PM
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