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Slutty Confessions?

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doublecup
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lets hear them!

i'll kick it off

me and this girl wanted to have sex but we didn't have any condoms and she wouldnt have sex with me without one, so i went in my roommates bathroom and found a used condom in the garbage can and cleaned it out and put it on

i never told the girl about this
Feb 20 2017 8:20AM
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crotchvent
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The referenced post has been removed.

Why do you keep posting this picture you know it's just going to get taken down again.
Apr 6 2017 1:52AM
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doublecup
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crotchventWhy do you keep posting this picture you know it's just going to get taken down again.


This is a different one
Apr 6 2017 1:54AM
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crotchvent
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doublecupThis is a different one


It's similar and there is a nipple in this one. Not entirely convinced it's a different picture.
Apr 6 2017 1:56AM
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doublecup
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crotchventIt's similar and there is a nipple in this one. Not entirely convinced it's a different picture.


Google search: buttman my nose your crack
Apr 6 2017 1:57AM
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crotchvent
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doublecupGoogle search: buttman my nose your crack


Haha i guess they are different. Who is that guy?
Apr 6 2017 1:59AM
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doublecup
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crotchventHaha i guess they are different. Who is that guy?


John Stagliano he goes by the name of buttman
Apr 6 2017 2:06AM
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thebrotherwease
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doublecupok i got another confession

i was having sex with this Puerto Rican chick and it was during the summer on a very hot day (like 90F) and her house had no air conditioning.

we were in her room and it was hot af, so we opened a window and turning on this big box fan that she had.

we were having sex and the box fan was literally right behind me blowing air at us bcuz it was so hot in the room

ok so we start doing anal in the doggy style position and i am standing up and there is a box fan behind me blowing air at us. as im fucking her doggy style i feel a turd inside her coming on so i quickly pull out and suddenly a small turd flies out of her ass, i dodge the turd from hitting me, but it flies right into the box fan behind me

once the turd hits the fan, we get sprayed with the shit, and there is shit literally sprayed all over both of us


this
Aug 20 2017 4:43PM
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clorox
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doublecupdoes your load shoot up in the air like a bell-curve and land into your mouth?


I think you mean a parabola
Aug 21 2017 10:10AM
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gnarRat
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fucked a girl in the hallway of my dorm next to these kids dorm room. I could hear them talking and playing music from inside while we were fuckin right outside
Nov 3 2017 2:46PM
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Chubz.
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gnarRatfucked a girl in the hallway of my dorm next to these kids dorm room. I could hear them talking and playing music from inside while we were fuckin right outside


bet
Nov 3 2017 3:29PM
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iced
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gnarRatfucked a girl in the hallway of my dorm next to these kids dorm room. I could hear them talking and playing music from inside while we were fuckin right outside


Why couldn't you leave this thread dead dude
Nov 3 2017 4:04PM
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.FRY.
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had sex with my morbidly obese middle school bus driver recently, I honestly had a good time, would recommend to a friend
Dec 10 2017 8:45PM
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cool_name
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.Fryhad sex with my morbidly obese middle school bus driver recently, I honestly had a good time, would recommend to a friend


Make sure tell op's mom congrats on the new job!
Dec 11 2017 4:23PM
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.FRY.
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cool_nameMake sure tell op's mom congrats on the new job!


OP’s mom is a beautiful and strong woman who should be seen as a respected member of society and praised on her triumph in the face of misogyny and hate that is present in our twisted culture.

She sucks good dick too
Dec 11 2017 4:28PM
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chicken
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doublecupdoes your load shoot up in the air like a bell-curve and land into your mouth?


a bell curve? jesus christ you need to learn some physics.
Dec 12 2017 12:42AM
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aNIGma
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chickena bell curve? jesus christ you need to learn some physics.


Yea it should look more like a parabola with a dampened front since air resistance will slow its horizontal velocity.... Jizz physics, jizzics
Dec 12 2017 12:10PM
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BenWhit
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this thread had the potential to be as great as "Solid 7". it's a shame people have not realized the genius of the OP.
Dec 12 2017 12:37PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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bump
Jan 19 2018 11:51PM
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.FRY.
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I was at a house party last week, and I was totally sloshed. At about 3am, the party died and everyone left. I stumbled out the door and started making my way back to my house, which was about 4 miles away. I was so drunk that the walk didn’t seem like it would be a big deal, so I proceeded to walk out of the neighborhood and onto the backroad that would bring me home. About half an hour in I had to puke, and instead of puking on the road like an uncivilized savage, I puked in the woods next to the road. While puking, I heard leaves crunching in the woods. It sounded like an animal or something, and I totally disregarded it until I felt a lenky hand fall onto my shoulder. I jerked around, only to find myself face to face with Michael Jackson. I shit you not, it was fucking Michael Jackson. I was too hammered and awestruck to react to what happened next. As I stood there petrified, Michael Jackson dropped his pants and pulled out his dick, which was still black. He then raped me in the ass and gave me fifty million dollars.

The End
Jan 20 2018 12:10AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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.FryMichael Jackson dropped his pants and pulled out his dick, which was still black.


what color were his balls?
Jan 20 2018 12:19AM
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.FRY.
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Fuckthefuckoffwhat color were his balls?


one white, one black, the line down the middle of his scrotum was korean
Jan 20 2018 12:20AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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.Fryone white, one black, the line down the middle of his scrotum was korean


nice
Jan 20 2018 12:23AM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
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Me and my friends have this shed on my friends property. Once we discovered that his parents couldn't see it from the house we turned it into the trap shed. We would bring girls over there all the time, but we would never use condoms so we started to get dirty. One time i was in there and my friends came in but I was upstairs, when i was just about to bust I came in my boxers and tossed them down onto my friends. Also hooked up with these super tight best friends in the same weekend in that shed. Great fucking memories in that cum stained place.
Jan 21 2018 8:37PM
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-olives
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bump for the legacy
Jun 8 2018 10:37AM
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dubmasterskanka
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velociraperbump for the legacy


As if I haven't had enough cancer.
Jun 8 2018 8:04PM
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oiucheekykunt
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Alright so i handed this girl a stapler one time shit was crazy
Jun 9 2018 5:29PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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On 4th of July one night, a girl and I had sex in a playground shack that had sand on the bottom. It was pretty awesome. It then was known as "The Sex Shack"
Jul 14 2018 9:34PM
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CLQ
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doublecupI don't know what kind of fucked up ppl u guys are banging, but you need to warm up the butthole b4 anal. Start small, have a guy eat your asshole out mixed with a little finger play. Basically what are trying to do is relax the butthole. Then bust out the lube and SLOWLY get fingered and if you are comfortable taking 2 fingers up the ass,THEN try anal


This is some great advice, thanks doublecup
Dec 12 2018 8:06PM
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everlast
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CLQThis is some great advice, thanks doublecup


check out this tutorial on "how to eat the booty"

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/700043/How-to-eat-the-booty
Dec 12 2018 8:48PM
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McNoche
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everlastcheck out this tutorial on "how to eat the booty"

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/700043/How-to-eat-the-booty


Do you feel weird posting in a thread you created while using a different anonymous account?
Dec 12 2018 10:12PM
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DirtYStylE
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McNocheDo you feel weird posting in a thread you created while using a different anonymous accounts?


fixed
Dec 13 2018 1:11PM
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everlast
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Feb 3 2019 6:31PM
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bergobeanz
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everlast.


Dank Bump
Feb 4 2019 12:18AM
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Coochieman7
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This is a classic thread, bump
Mar 11 2019 11:05AM
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FruitBootPro
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i shidded farded and camed in my pant
Mar 12 2019 10:40PM
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ChadThundercock
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Can we get a link to the Maury povich episode featuring you and this guy?
Mar 13 2019 3:36AM
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lmmcc
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Pretty sure this is just a thread so OP can brag about all the slutty things he's done
Mar 13 2019 10:43PM
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bait
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doublecupI was like Neo in the Matrix dodging a bullet

I can picture it it slow motion

that turd threw out of that bitched ass, it was going to hit my face and i turned my head to the left and it struck the fan


Turds don't fly, especially not like a bullet. They kindov slowly emerge out, like someone rolling a cliff that theyre scared of.
Apr 20 2019 11:04AM
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Pilsby
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baitTurds don't fly, especially not like a bullet. They kindov slowly emerge out, like someone rolling a cliff that theyre scared of.


you should check out @mac.savage69 on instagram then tell me poop dosent fly like a bullet
Apr 21 2019 1:30AM
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ChadThundercock
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Anal sex
Jul 7 2019 4:35PM
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Pigeon.
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one time this girl told me not to nut inside her and i totally nutted insid e her. she asked if i nutted inside her and i panicked, my brain went "say something cool say something cool say something cool"

so i gingerly placed my hand on her face, made eye contact and told her she was going to be a great single mother. ran out of her room got in my car and left
Jul 7 2019 8:37PM
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everlast
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Pigeon.one time this girl told me not to nut inside her and i totally nutted insid e her. she asked if i nutted inside her and i panicked, my brain went "say something cool say something cool say something cool"

so i gingerly placed my hand on her face, made eye contact and told her she was going to be a great single mother. ran out of her room got in my car and left


hell ya bro. The hotter they r, the worse you treat them
Jul 7 2019 9:33PM
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Pigeon.
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everlasthell ya bro. The hotter they r, the worse you treat them


in the wise words of jesus christ, the worse u treat em the more they want u
Jul 7 2019 11:05PM
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everlast
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Pigeon.in the wise words of jesus christ, the worse u treat em the more they want u


Lol

**This post was edited on Jul 7th 2019 at 11:37:03pm
Jul 7 2019 11:21PM
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everlast
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I wanna hear some stories. I’m sick of having to carry this thread
Jul 8 2019 7:34PM
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ChadThundercock
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I fucked this one whore, her boyfriend broke into the house and stole her dad's pistol out of the safe while we were fucking then started texting her threatening to kill her and me. I kept fucking her knowing he wasn't serious and just told her to call the cops.

I tracked that fucker all the way to a waffle house in Alabama to make sure he wasnt gonna come back. Meanwhile I kept plowing his redhead jew lady occasionally for a few months following the incident.
Jul 8 2019 7:44PM
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iced
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ChadThundercockI fucked this one whore, her boyfriend broke into the house and stole her dad's pistol out of the safe while we were fucking then started texting her threatening to kill her and me. I kept fucking her knowing he wasn't serious and just told her to call the cops.

I tracked that fucker all the way to a waffle house in Alabama to make sure he wasnt gonna come back. Meanwhile I kept plowing his redhead jew lady occasionally for a few months following the incident.

sounds like you and this guy have some mad sexual tension
Jul 8 2019 8:04PM
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everlast
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Alright so the other day I’m eating this Puerto Rican chicks asshole and she says to me, “why do you always have to eat my ass?”. So I say bcuz ur pussy tastes like SHIT!
Jul 8 2019 8:43PM
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Pigeon.
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everlastI wanna hear some stories. I’m sick of having to carry this thread


this thread is instant downvotes but i think its funny.

one time in highschool 5 of my friends camped in a tent. 3 dudes 2 girls. the homie and one girl started hooking up and me and the other girl started going at it too.

long story short, while i ate this girl out i was running my fingers through the hair of the guy that didnt have a girl in the tent. he thought it was the girl i was eating out playing with his hair and when he realized it was me while i was munching muff he made a scene
Jul 8 2019 9:01PM
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everlast
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Pigeon.this thread is instant downvotes but i think its funny.

one time in highschool 5 of my friends camped in a tent. 3 dudes 2 girls. the homie and one girl started hooking up and me and the other girl started going at it too.

long story short, while i ate this girl out i was running my fingers through the hair of the guy that didnt have a girl in the tent. he thought it was the girl i was eating out playing with his hair and when he realized it was me while i was munching muff he made a scene


He do u have any facial hair? I once tried eating this filthy sluts cunt out and she told me to stop because I have a stubble type beard and she said it was rubbing her weird.
Jul 8 2019 9:25PM
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