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Slutty Confessions?

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doublecup
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lets hear them!

i'll kick it off

me and this girl wanted to have sex but we didn't have any condoms and she wouldnt have sex with me without one, so i went in my roommates bathroom and found a used condom in the garbage can and cleaned it out and put it on

i never told the girl about this
Feb 20 2017 8:20AM
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pimpcat
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probably cleaned it out with your tongue
Feb 20 2017 10:24PM
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GnarshoSapian
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Bro
Feb 20 2017 10:37PM
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GnarshoSapian
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Maybe next time just pee in her butt
Feb 20 2017 10:38PM
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crotchvent
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You're roommate probably got her pregnant.
Feb 21 2017 12:31AM
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theabortionator
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Lolwut
Feb 21 2017 1:34AM
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Moosen
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Dead ass. No one will be able to top OP /thread
Feb 21 2017 3:09AM
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doublecup
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hasn't anyone here done anything slutty? like hooked up with a girl friends sister after banging her? fucking ur best friends girl, etc.
Feb 21 2017 6:20AM
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YoungWookiee
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doublecuphasn't anyone here done anything slutty? like hooked up with a girl friends sister after banging her? fucking ur best friends girl, etc.


If these are the stories you want to hear you should have named the title scumbag confessions
Feb 21 2017 12:47PM
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weedoo
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He wants to hear about them for his own fantasies or some shit
Feb 21 2017 2:07PM
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robbinJAHood
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What a way to kick off a thread holy shit
Feb 21 2017 2:20PM
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doublecup
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robbinJAHoodWhat a way to kick off a thread holy shit


ya it is one of those situations that seem normal during the time, but when you look back upon the situation or tell anyone about it, it sounds very fucked up

do you have any slutty confessions?
Feb 21 2017 2:37PM
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BedBugDoug
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i put my shlong thru a hole in a bathroom stall once and somebody on the other side touched it
Feb 21 2017 2:41PM
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GnarshoSapian
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Dougeri put my shlong thru a hole in a bathroom stall once and somebody on the other side touched it


Haha wuuuht
Feb 21 2017 3:36PM
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doublecup
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GnarshoSapianHaha wuuuht


it's called a glory hole my friend
Feb 21 2017 4:03PM
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robbinJAHood
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doublecupya it is one of those situations that seem normal during the time, but when you look back upon the situation or tell anyone about it, it sounds very fucked up

do you have any slutty confessions?


No confessions, no ragrets
Feb 21 2017 4:45PM
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BedBugDoug
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doublecupit's called a glory hole my friend


i was soft tho, does it still count?
Feb 21 2017 5:01PM
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.FRY.
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wut. you couldn't just drive to the store and buy some?
Feb 21 2017 5:09PM
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doublecup
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.Frywut. you couldn't just drive to the store and buy some?


No it was like 3 am, it was kind of that situation where I wasn't going to get the opportunity again, so I had to act on it
Feb 22 2017 1:42AM
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corona
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you and your room mate have separate bathrooms?
Feb 22 2017 8:49AM
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doublecup
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VinnieFyou and your room mate have separate bathrooms?


this was a year ago

it was a 4 person apartment, we all had our own rooms, but there was only two washrooms
Feb 22 2017 8:55AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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fucking pussy just raw dog
Feb 22 2017 3:18PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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dont even pull out just watch her frantically try to get the cum out of herself after you bust in her
Feb 22 2017 3:19PM
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doublecup
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Rennis_Deynoldsfucking pussy just raw dog


I use to buy extra large condoms so they were loose enough to pull off during sex so I could raw dog girls
Feb 22 2017 4:54PM
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travias
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doublecuplets hear them!

i'll kick it off

me and this girl wanted to have sex but we didn't have any condoms and she wouldnt have sex with me without one, so i went in my roommates bathroom and found a used condom in the garbage can and cleaned it out and put it on

i never told the girl about this


Looking forward to seeing a thread pop up in 3 weeks titled: Does anyone know what [insert: syphilis, herpes, crabs, etc] looks like?
Feb 22 2017 7:18PM
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doublecup
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traviasLooking forward to seeing a thread pop up in 3 weeks titled: Does anyone know what [insert: syphilis, herpes, crabs, etc] looks like?


dog i think everyones had the clap b4

getting the clap is like getting a purple heart
Feb 23 2017 6:07AM
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Park.
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you must be close with your roommate
Feb 23 2017 11:00PM
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GANDALF
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once i touched a girls shoulder it was actually so crazy cant believe we didnt get caught
Feb 23 2017 11:10PM
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Sno.
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genius. I would have never thought to use a garbage can as a condom.
Feb 23 2017 11:20PM
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doublecup
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Sno.genius. I would have never thought to use a garbage can as a condom.


read the post carefully honey
Feb 24 2017 6:51AM
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GrapeHunter
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sometimes i lay on my back and nut into my mouth
Feb 24 2017 10:35AM
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doublecup
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GrantLewisIsDNTMsometimes i lay on my back and nut into my mouth


does your load shoot up in the air like a bell-curve and land into your mouth?
Feb 24 2017 10:37AM
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doublecup
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ok i got another confession

i was having sex with this Puerto Rican chick and it was during the summer on a very hot day (like 90F) and her house had no air conditioning.

we were in her room and it was hot af, so we opened a window and turning on this big box fan that she had.

we were having sex and the box fan was literally right behind me blowing air at us bcuz it was so hot in the room

ok so we start doing anal in the doggy style position and i am standing up and there is a box fan behind me blowing air at us. as im fucking her doggy style i feel a turd inside her coming on so i quickly pull out and suddenly a small turd flies out of her ass, i dodge the turd from hitting me, but it flies right into the box fan behind me

once the turd hits the fan, we get sprayed with the shit, and there is shit literally sprayed all over both of us
Feb 24 2017 10:47AM
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Twinjibber77
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doublecupok i got another confession

i was having sex with this Puerto Rican chick and it was during the summer on a very hot day (like 90F) and her house had no air conditioning.

we were in her room and it was hot af, so we opened a window and turning on this big box fan that she had.

we were having sex and the box fan was literally right behind me blowing air at us bcuz it was so hot in the room

ok so we start doing anal in the doggy style position and i am standing up and there is a box fan behind me blowing air at us. as im fucking her doggy style i feel a turd inside her coming on so i quickly pull out and suddenly a small turd flies out of her ass, i dodge the turd from hitting me, but it flies right into the box fan behind me

once the turd hits the fan, we get sprayed with the shit, and there is shit literally sprayed all over both of us


Pics or it didn't happen...

Liar
Feb 24 2017 12:52PM
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doublecup
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Twinjibber77Pics or it didn't happen...

Liar


why the fuck would i have taken a picture of this?

call me a liar i dont care. i dont speak in fiction. this kinda isnt a story that u could make up
Feb 24 2017 1:08PM
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Park.
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doublecupthis kinda isnt a story that u could make up


feels made up
Feb 24 2017 1:36PM
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Park.
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doublecupthis kinda isnt a story that u could make up


feels made up
Feb 24 2017 1:36PM
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doublecup
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parkplaygroundfeels made up


that's your opinion, you can think whatever you want
Feb 24 2017 1:43PM
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Twinjibber77
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parkplaygroundfeels made up


Super made up,not even just regular made up.
Feb 24 2017 1:47PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupthat's your opinion, you can think whatever you want


is there anything you say that isnt made up
Feb 24 2017 2:20PM
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doublecup
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the confession is definitely non-fiction
Feb 24 2017 2:42PM
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Park.
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doublecupthat's your opinion, you can think whatever you want


your story sounds more forced than your mom saying you werent a mistake
Feb 24 2017 2:53PM
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CaptainObvious.
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parkplaygroundyour story sounds more forced than your mom saying you werent a mistake


This story sounds more forced than when you tell your mom you have friends
Feb 24 2017 4:06PM
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doublecup
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parkplaygroundyour story sounds more forced than your mom saying you werent a mistake


I was like Neo in the Matrix dodging a bullet

I can picture it it slow motion

that turd threw out of that bitched ass, it was going to hit my face and i turned my head to the left and it struck the fan
Feb 24 2017 5:55PM
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bighomieflock
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doublecupI was like Neo in the Matrix dodging a bullet

I can picture it it slow motion

that turd threw out of that bitched ass, it was going to hit my face and i turned my head to the left and it struck the fan


That didn't happen
Feb 24 2017 7:10PM
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Sno.
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doublecupread the post carefully honey


Check your meter, condom recycler.
Feb 24 2017 8:04PM
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Sno.
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doublecupwhy the fuck would i have taken a picture of this?


Seriously? Poop is always frame worthy.
Feb 24 2017 8:10PM
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crotchvent
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Sno.Seriously? Poop is always frame worthy.


Who doesn't take a picture of funny poop moments. You could have been famous.
Feb 24 2017 11:27PM
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.Hugo.
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Sno.Seriously? Poop is always frame worthy.


your sig is relevant
Feb 24 2017 11:45PM
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doublecup
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pimpcatprobably cleaned it out with your tongue


Sno.Check your meter, condom recycler.


nope, just soap and water
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