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erica
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We put together some of these a few years ago in this article.

Time for round two? I think yes!

One idea I had-

Revision Skis
No Refunds



8 years ago
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snowfinder
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erica
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 24,098
snowfinder


ZING
8 years ago
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Shoey-Ski
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ericaWe put together some of these a few years ago in this article.

Time for round two? I think yes!

One idea I had-

Revision Skis
No Refunds





Jiberish
"we hired revision as our distribution company"
8 years ago
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fredyferl
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 14,929
Nordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing
8 years ago
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hot.pocket
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FredyFerlNordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing


This made me chuckle.
8 years ago
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Session
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FredyFerlNordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing



Should be more like, Nordica: We decided to cater to the people that actually have money.
8 years ago
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fredyferl
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 14,929
SessionShould be more like, Nordica: We decided to cater to the people that actually have money.

or Nordica: We thought there was money in freeskiing
8 years ago
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tomatonater
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Line Skis

Who the fuck needs topsheets!?!
8 years ago
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jford21
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tomatonaterLine Skis

Who the fuck needs topsheets!?!


roasted lol
8 years ago
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Cole9
Posts: 339 - Karma: 741
Revision skis: fucking you over for years to come
8 years ago
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clorox
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Char poles: Trust us, we exist.
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Bogner: lol ur broke as fuck and cant afford this stuff
8 years ago
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the.north.skier
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Fischer: are we still in business?
8 years ago
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the.north.skier
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Saga: the 12 year olds love us
8 years ago
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Laurent.
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8 years ago
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M.M
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ON3P - our skis have always been the best but now our team is too.
8 years ago
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PowPirate
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M.MON3P - our skis have always been the best but now our team is too.


dude thats pretty cringe
8 years ago
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RousedWits
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8 years ago
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JakeBarrett
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Salomon Skis- Yeah, you're probably gonna break em.
Atomic- Keeping riders doing trip 10s since 2015
8 years ago
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jambalaya
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ON3P - We actually like our athletes

Line - It's fun if we do it!

Surface - We miss Khai

Lib Tech - But we have Travis Rice though!

Salomon - Can you believe sponsoring that one British guy paid off? (no disrespect to Woodsy. He's the man)

Armada - B&E - 'nough said

Atomic - Jossi

k2 - Fuck you, we supported half of Stept...AND PEP


That's all I can think of
8 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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jambalayak2 - Fuck you, we supported half of Stept...AND PEP


Haha you had some good ones
8 years ago
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AveragePete
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jambalayaSurface - We miss Khai


Ha
8 years ago
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carretta
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FredyFerlNordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing


most accurate thing i have ever read
8 years ago
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SammyDubz
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RousedWits


I don't really think you understand this thread lol
8 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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SammyDubzI don't really think you understand this thread lol


idk about that but yeah i wasnt aware of that stereotype
8 years ago
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CaptainSlow
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Hestra: Just buy em, we make good shit
8 years ago
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skiznuts
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Windells - The only place where you won't get made fun of for wearing a wizard hood.
8 years ago
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skiznuts
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WCS - Wait what were we talking about?
8 years ago
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Batalla Skis - We are currently experiencing web technical difficulties. Please check back later
8 years ago
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RousedWits
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SammyDubzI don't really think you understand this thread lol


Fixed:


Hang Loose bro
8 years ago
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SammyDubz
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RousedWitsFixed:


Hang Loose bro


what the fuck are you talking about
8 years ago
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lukam_8
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Scott- We used to have Tom Wallisch
8 years ago
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BonusNo413
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lukam_8Scott- We used to have Tom Wallisch


Perfect
8 years ago
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gbola
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snowfinder


post on here

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/847741/Revision-Messed-Up
8 years ago
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gbola
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someone please do inspired media
8 years ago
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lukam_8
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Inspired Media - Dreds or get out
8 years ago
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CarsonDaSkier
Posts: 146 - Karma: 1,403
vishnu- we're to rare for you

boone- are we still a joke
8 years ago
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.zoidberg
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HG skis- one size fits all
8 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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ruroc: we swear we are a cool brand.
8 years ago
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gbola
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Prosteous Snow - looking to get sponsored?
8 years ago
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lukam_8
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G-BolaProsteous Snow - looking to get sponsored?


Lol they just followed me on insta...
8 years ago
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Park_Ranger
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Stept

We got hurt
8 years ago
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NoImNotaBoarder
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snowfinder


Revision: Pay $500 for the privilege of being on our mailing list.
8 years ago
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Park_Ranger
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Level 1

Pay for your own shit
8 years ago
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1210020121
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Vishnu: People like you everywhere you go and think you are good.
8 years ago
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