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Ski Mother Fucking Patroll.

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ScratchCobra66
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Yesterday i had a ski meet at my local hill, and it was between GS and Slalom. So I put on my PE's and took acouple runs, I had been getting strange looks from the ski patroll during those runs, and i was coming down to take them off and all of a sudden a ski patroller runs out in front of me, and starts swearing at me, telling me that the hill is closed and if im not racing i need to get off of the hill. I explained to him that i was a racer and i was just taking some ski runs between races he told me to 'get the fuck inside and we're going to see the mangement.' I said my dad is my ski coach and you can go and talk to him if you dont believe me. Then he proceded to pull my ticket because i was 'talking back' and he 'marched' me inside to talk to the owner. Now my dad and the owner are good friends, they are both financed by the same bank and they met through the bank several years ago, and he also knows me very well, when i take my girlfriend skiing he gets me her rentals for free. So we went into his office, and the ski patroller got chewed out by the owner saying i was a 'valued' customer and i was here racing. The patroller apologized and bought me a new ticket. I was so frustrated because by the time all this was done i had missed GS, and my dad was furious because he didint know where i was. I hate ski patrollers, well some of them. Ohh yeah, and the guy was like, this is too bad, we both ride twin tips, but if you just learned to obey the rules then this would all be solved. The guy was like 60 and rode brand new 720's, i can guarentee he had never stepped foot in a park with the intentions of hitting a jump. Anyways, thats my frustrating story of the day...


i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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Feb 4 2005 1:01PM
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Edorf
Posts: 252 - Karma: 66
yeah.. skipatrolers yhink they got the right to do anything... it's fuking anoying
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Feb 4 2005 1:05PM
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Apple
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that blows so much...
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Feb 4 2005 1:08PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i had hoped that this thread was going to be about the movie 'ski patrol' oh well. good story anyways.

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Feb 4 2005 1:10PM
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bigkstylie
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I detest ski patrol too... they all think they are tough shit.
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Feb 4 2005 1:47PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
Tah's why at my mountain the Steeze Patrolers reign supreme

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Feb 4 2005 1:56PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
That sucks man. Mouth off to that guy everytime you see him from now on. He won't do anything about it.
Feb 4 2005 2:15PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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haha thats awesome. I wish I would have stayed on the team now.

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Feb 4 2005 2:48PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
you cant argue with the ski patrol, even if you didnt do anything. just ski away and dont go up another lift. If they can actually keep up with you just ski through the woods.



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Feb 4 2005 3:25PM
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ihuckmyself
Posts: 49 - Karma: 23
yeah ski patrollers can be dicks, but if you fuck yourself up really bad youll be damn glad to have them on the mtn. every time i go to waterville i see an average of 3 people getting backboarded, imagine what would happen if there were no ski patrol
Feb 4 2005 3:30PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
you dissapoint me man... i will NEVER let a ski fucking patroler take away my ticket i'll slap their hand away. theyve tried before
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Feb 4 2005 3:35PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
all the ones on my mountain are fuckin awesome. if the run under the chairlift is closed, and i'm skiing it, theyll just smile and laugh.

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Feb 4 2005 3:37PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
fuck ski patrollers next time that nigga be hatin on you spit in his face and tell him that hes on yo mofockin turf and that you own dese woodz.

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Feb 4 2005 3:46PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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yeah, but they do get up at 4am to bomb for avies, so i cant complain too much
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Feb 4 2005 4:59PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
yeah skipatrol and lifeguards suck. hate em both

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
Feb 4 2005 5:56PM
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Sharpy
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thats why you don't leave your pass hanging


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You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

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Feb 4 2005 5:58PM
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hendrik.
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ha, speaking of which...we got this lifeguard to cry once...it was hilarious.
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Feb 4 2005 5:59PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
we dont have any ski patrollers anymore. theres just this one guy with mullet that puts on some gay red coat and all of sudden he becomes the hill police and last year we were down a trail through the bush cuz we had stopped to have a smoke and he came by and started sayin we were smoking pot and we were right in front of him and around little kids



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Feb 4 2005 6:04PM
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*lunchbox
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damn lateralis, where do u ski?
Feb 4 2005 9:11PM
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Hctiws_iks
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yea i hate lifegaurds and ski patrol too,
those people that are there to save your life just really tick me of

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Feb 4 2005 9:42PM
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m1garand
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yea patrollers are fucking stupid. never had a good experience with them.
Feb 4 2005 9:59PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
^i know really. stupid lifeguards always crowd all of us in when we're surfing so the fucking tourists dont get run over. everyone gets so pissed since we all end up droping in on one another. sucks

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people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
Feb 5 2005 10:35AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I got my ticket pulled because I had a young adult ticket cause I was 15 which is young adult, but I shaved already and was kinda tall so he accused me about lying about my age. So I was like fuck that, and my mom chewed him out and I got 3 free lift tickets :)
Feb 5 2005 10:51AM
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Utahpowderskier
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Ive met some chill patrollers.
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Feb 5 2005 11:02AM
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12ParkRat60
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i think ive gotten yelled at by the patrollers everytime ive gone this year, i love it bc there always yelling 'you damn twin tippers'
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Feb 5 2005 2:04PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i've never had problems with patrol but that sucks, what a dick head


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Feb 5 2005 3:17PM
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corked_guy
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The patrol on my home mountain is nice this year.
They are all around the age of 20.The only problem with them it is they all know the illegal ski spot because they try it when they was young

Feb 5 2005 5:30PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
there are definantly some chill patrollers, but this guy was a fucking cock sucker.


i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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Feb 6 2005 3:18PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
has anyone ever had problems with the park crew?

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Feb 6 2005 4:30PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Not really, since the park crew at my mountian is my age.


i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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Feb 6 2005 8:58PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
if my mountain had a park crew i think i would have a problem with them.
Feb 6 2005 9:15PM
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