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What's some weird things you can buy online?

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Lé.Skiing
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Not talking weird porn/sex toys or anything like that but like weird shirts/hoodies or hats or weird face masks or something. Maybe weird flavored candies or weird childrens toys? Anything you can find that's weird post it here.
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joeyboots
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anal beads
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daannnnieel
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i'm 99% sure you can buy anything online.
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joeyboots
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daannnnieeli'm 99% sure you can buy anything online.


do u think u can buy children?
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theabortionator
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Its the fucking internet. You can buy anything
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daannnnieel
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joeybootsdo u think u can buy children?


i know you can buy people in general so yeah probably.
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Trabek
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Lé.SkiingNot talking weird porn/sex toys or anything like that but like weird shirts/hoodies or hats or weird face masks or something. Maybe weird flavored candies or weird childrens toys? Anything you can find that's weird post it here.


Google "electric bath duck".. Stumbled upon that the other day, made me laugh. One use only haha
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orey
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very small children
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powderdrunkie
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Ammo
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.lencon
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TrabekGoogle "electric bath duck".. Stumbled upon that the other day, made me laugh. One use only haha


One use per person.
But honestly I want some battery powered duckies to swim around with me in my bath now.










To answer your question OP: dildos
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Rennis_Deynolds
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A soul

Some girls used ear cleaners

cum
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KEVTRON
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well it seems no one is going to post a legit post. Maybe thats why I stay away from NS nowadays. But here is something I recently purchased.... not so much weird but I thought it was pretty cool....

https://www.trinkenstore.com/collections/all-products/products/lolo-lid

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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 2,683
buy 1500 ladybags for $13.25 shipped

https://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487304488&sr=8-1&keywords=1500+live+ladybugs

also, OP, what the fuck is this for?
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soulskier
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and




https://www.amazon.com/THUMBS-UP-USB-Humping-Beagle/dp/B000LA8ZBA/ref=cm_lmf_tit_19
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Save up and buy this:

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-LF00904U-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26





You might learn a practical life skill.
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*DUMBCAN*
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Laurent.Save up and buy this:

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-LF00904U-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26





You might learn a practical life skill.


I heard you had several copies of this in your vast Taschen collection, each with crispier pages than the last.

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Laurent.
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*DUMBCAN*I heard you had several copies of this in your vast Taschen collection, each with crispier pages than the last.



Never underestimate a man's dedication to the arts.

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