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What's some weird things you can buy online?

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Lé.Skiing
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Not talking weird porn/sex toys or anything like that but like weird shirts/hoodies or hats or weird face masks or something. Maybe weird flavored candies or weird childrens toys? Anything you can find that's weird post it here.
Feb 14 2017 3:50PM
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joeyboots
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anal beads
Feb 14 2017 4:07PM
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daannnnieel
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i'm 99% sure you can buy anything online.
Feb 14 2017 4:09PM
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joeyboots
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daannnnieeli'm 99% sure you can buy anything online.


do u think u can buy children?
Feb 14 2017 4:11PM
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theabortionator
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Its the fucking internet. You can buy anything
Feb 14 2017 4:24PM
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daannnnieel
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joeybootsdo u think u can buy children?


i know you can buy people in general so yeah probably.
Feb 14 2017 4:53PM
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Trabek
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Lé.SkiingNot talking weird porn/sex toys or anything like that but like weird shirts/hoodies or hats or weird face masks or something. Maybe weird flavored candies or weird childrens toys? Anything you can find that's weird post it here.


Google "electric bath duck".. Stumbled upon that the other day, made me laugh. One use only haha
Feb 15 2017 12:49PM
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orey
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very small children
Feb 15 2017 8:57PM
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powderdrunkie
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Ammo
Feb 16 2017 9:53PM
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.lencon
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TrabekGoogle "electric bath duck".. Stumbled upon that the other day, made me laugh. One use only haha


One use per person.
But honestly I want some battery powered duckies to swim around with me in my bath now.










To answer your question OP: dildos
Feb 16 2017 10:02PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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A soul

Some girls used ear cleaners

cum
Feb 16 2017 10:07PM
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KEVTRON
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well it seems no one is going to post a legit post. Maybe thats why I stay away from NS nowadays. But here is something I recently purchased.... not so much weird but I thought it was pretty cool....

https://www.trinkenstore.com/collections/all-products/products/lolo-lid

Feb 16 2017 10:21PM
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LukasSchroeder
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buy 1500 ladybags for $13.25 shipped

https://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487304488&sr=8-1&keywords=1500+live+ladybugs

also, OP, what the fuck is this for?
Feb 16 2017 11:13PM
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soulskier
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and




https://www.amazon.com/THUMBS-UP-USB-Humping-Beagle/dp/B000LA8ZBA/ref=cm_lmf_tit_19
Feb 17 2017 9:59PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Save up and buy this:

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-LF00904U-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26





You might learn a practical life skill.
Feb 18 2017 10:37AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Laurent.Save up and buy this:

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-LF00904U-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26





You might learn a practical life skill.


I heard you had several copies of this in your vast Taschen collection, each with crispier pages than the last.

Feb 18 2017 1:33PM
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Laurent.
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*DUMBCAN*I heard you had several copies of this in your vast Taschen collection, each with crispier pages than the last.



Never underestimate a man's dedication to the arts.

Feb 18 2017 6:45PM
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