Replying to Happy Goat Skis

What's going on shredders all across the world!? My name is Jay I'm the founder here at Happy Goat Skis which is located here in beautiful Cincinnati, OH *loud crowd cheers, ladies drop panties* yeah, yeah I know were not known for having the best conditions honestly probably the worst. However here at Happy Goat Skis we've dedicated over 5 years of intense research on how to make skis the way we want them to be shredded. These last 5 years my friends and I have been making skis privately and closed market to our friends and family. We believe we already to take the next step on the road to victory. *Music gets intense* We are proudly to present that we are taking orders on our skis at a killer price this summer! We at Happy Goat have dedicated a lot of time and effort to put into these models. We will also be giving updates and posting here on newschoolers what is going down. Our skis we promise are taken very seriously and each one is hand made using the finer materials. We will also be taking custom orders starting around the summer time and keeping you guys updated. The first ski I'm really excited about is called "Midwest Stick" which if you can't already tell will be for well our hometown boys that know exactly what were talking about. Here in the midwest the conditions are so bad that we need a special ski designed just for us. No one gets it out west or even good conditions in the east will never understand the ski we need. I can say with confidence everyone that has got to try the ski is already stoke for it to hit the market a lot goes into this research and dedication and I hope we can make you happy as our goat.

Thanks, Jay