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Things Michael Jackson looks like

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Ski-hobo
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What a weirdo


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Feb 4 2005 1:18AM
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Planet_Captain
Posts: 895 - Karma: 42
Man his face is just all fucked up.

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No - it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
Feb 4 2005 1:19AM
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public-enemy#1
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he looks like that woman he hangs around with...i cant remember her name...i'll post it when i do
Feb 4 2005 1:21AM
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petek
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liza?

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
Feb 4 2005 1:22AM
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public-enemy#1
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yeah thats the one....do u agree?
Feb 4 2005 1:24AM
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petek
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i think they = freaks.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
Feb 4 2005 1:27AM
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public-enemy#1
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and i think ur right. is he getting fried for being a paedophile or what?
Feb 4 2005 1:30AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
'Whats a pederass Walter'
'Shut the fuck up Donny'


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Feb 4 2005 1:31AM
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public-enemy#1
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huh?
Feb 4 2005 1:37AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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holy crap that was funny.

my favorite, chester copperpot. great.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Feb 4 2005 1:40AM
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Ghost82nd
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enough said
Feb 4 2005 1:49AM
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mattster
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^beat me to it
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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
Feb 4 2005 1:54AM
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BillyMFBadass
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holy shit, twins

'i wanna breathe smoke'


you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.



you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot
Feb 4 2005 2:53AM
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SteezePatrol
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I was JUST about to post that, haha

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 4 2005 2:54PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
I'd say that the Planet of the Apes is the closest thing that resembles MJ.


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Feb 4 2005 3:03PM
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*BeckyK*
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thats really sad... just because his face got fucked up doesn't mean he lost all his talent.
was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
Feb 5 2005 5:32PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
a child rapist




word

I Heart Skiing
Feb 5 2005 6:08PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
fucking shit

member#13687



'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
Feb 5 2005 6:09PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
ahhaha, 'stalactites AND stalagmites.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
Feb 5 2005 6:14PM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
HAHA 'julia roberts'
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Feb 5 2005 6:57PM
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Leckett
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this moron who goes to my school...his mom looks so much like mj its not even funny. she wears the aviaters too

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
Feb 5 2005 9:22PM
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p-lin101
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bodymassage speakes the truth the only difference is that that guys mom isnt a child rapist but then again that cuold be why the guy is so fucked up





Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
Feb 5 2005 9:35PM
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skiierman
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''4. Like if you took carpet, then rolled it around in shit, then dragged it down the street...and then lit it on fire, and put an ugly, dead monkey in it and sealed it up in a moist environment for 30 years.''

Haha, that one gave me a giggle.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Feb 5 2005 9:39PM
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norcowolverinerider
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Mj is a fucking sick pervert, hope he gets locked the fuck up
Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
Feb 5 2005 9:47PM
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FUJATIVE24
Posts: 241 - Karma: 8
hes nothing but a cotton headded ninny muggins
Feb 6 2005 10:56AM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
MJ's literally got the gorilla steeze

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
Feb 6 2005 1:18PM
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DRISKEY
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i really dont think that man deserves to live. i fucking hate that sick mother fucker. sorry, i mean child fucker.
Feb 6 2005 2:07PM
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Mike2.0
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Big Lebowski represent. Nice.
Feb 6 2005 4:53PM
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Forum*
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but i dont know wut kinda chold would sleep him with, like he would scare me
�?�«*$*Carney*$*�?�»

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Feb 6 2005 5:14PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
hes fucking elite. HEEE-HEEEEEE.
Feb 6 2005 6:02PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yeye. 'fuckin eight year-olds, Dude'
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Feb 6 2005 11:56PM
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