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Three things that look suspicious to buy together at Wal-Mart

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Shower_Boy
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What are three things that look suspicious when you go to check out at Wal-Mart?
Such as motoroil, ductape, and a tracphone.
Jan 26 2017 10:47PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,137
Did you just time-travel here from 2007 when this was actually funny?
Jan 26 2017 10:50PM
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Young_patty
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-pregnancy test
-rubbing alcohol
-Coat hangers


Bazinga
Jan 26 2017 11:03PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Crocs, spermicidal lube, du-rag
Jan 26 2017 11:41PM
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daannnnieel
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razor blades, a small mirror and straws.
Jan 27 2017 4:20AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,161
I have a good one:

Milk
Eggs
Butter
Jan 27 2017 7:39AM
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POLO.
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Apple
Spoon
Lighter
Jan 27 2017 7:45AM
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FormGeared
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Aluminum Foil
Toliet cleaner
2 liter soda
Jan 27 2017 7:55PM
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Deepskier
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Paul blart mall cop
lube
sandpaper
Jan 28 2017 8:32PM
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Deepskier
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rope
stool
pen and paper
Jan 28 2017 8:33PM
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POLO.
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Deepskierrope
stool
pen and paper

That's 4
Jan 30 2017 2:40PM
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AgitatedHiatus
Posts: 319 - Karma: 1,053
Fireworks
Lighter
Gasoline
Jan 30 2017 2:54PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Rush hour 3 on dvd
rubber gloves
childs bicycle
Jan 30 2017 5:21PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,832
POLO.That's 4


Nah Im talking about the mole skins with the pen inside.
Jan 30 2017 6:17PM
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Fatwalnut
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Latex gloves
Lotion
Rope
Feb 6 2017 10:18AM
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mike759
Posts: 884 - Karma: 1,978
.22 rifle
gasoline
lighter
Feb 6 2017 11:29PM
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[Steeze_Please]
Posts: 281 - Karma: 279
Broke back mountain, a cucumber, ky jelly
Feb 7 2017 12:19AM
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footmassage
Posts: 165 - Karma: 383
a bath a toaster an extension lead
Feb 7 2017 2:22AM
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tomatonater
Posts: 853 - Karma: 2,774
Black trench coat
Harry potter glasses
12 gauge shells
Feb 20 2017 6:15PM
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Scotty_B
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A bunch of chemicals Walter White style
Feb 20 2017 8:14PM
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crotchvent
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Baseball bat
Vaseline
Advil
Feb 20 2017 8:22PM
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GnarshoSapian
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The first three Nickelback cds
Feb 20 2017 10:53PM
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crotchvent
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GnarshoSapianThe first three Nickelback cds


What do they have 1 song each?
Feb 20 2017 11:00PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Motor Oil
Broom Stick
Stuffed Animal
Feb 21 2017 3:11AM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
a box of large condoms
a box of small condoms
a ruler
Feb 21 2017 5:45PM
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
Holy shit I think I made this exact same thread like 7 years ago
Feb 22 2017 1:30PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,580
Line Masterminds
Feb 24 2017 10:15PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
Schindler's list
Roots
Lube
Feb 24 2017 10:42PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,529
iFlipDid you just time-travel here from 2007 when this was actually funny?



kind of this
Feb 26 2017 12:48AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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2 half watermelons
Super glue
Aug 22 2018 3:25AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12521 - Karma: 116,360
Fruit
Lubricant
Miley Cyrus Calendar
Aug 22 2018 1:11PM
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JohnBolea
Posts: 512 - Karma: 1,979
a trampoline
a large off brand jar of mayonnaise
whipped cream chargers
Aug 22 2018 9:44PM
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,308
Sudafed, drain cleaner, and some beakers if you live in Kentucky

**This post was edited on Aug 27th 2018 at 12:22:00am
Aug 22 2018 10:20PM
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DirtYStylE
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Sugar
Spice
and everything nice
Aug 26 2018 7:44PM
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-eREKTion-
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Condoms
lube
Happy 9th Birthday card
Aug 26 2018 8:20PM
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49566738265
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I once bought nothing but pool supplies:

-Lots of plain bleach
-Rubber gloves
-Brush

Definitely looked like a serial killer
Aug 27 2018 12:17AM
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Sno.
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Ex lax, draino, and an enya CD
Aug 27 2018 12:20AM
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WoFIowz
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Not really suspicious but I bought toothpaste, mouthwash, and giant bag of sugar one day. Didn't realize until checkout how stupid it looked.
Aug 27 2018 3:38AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7511 - Karma: 36,436
Bread
Peanut butter
Jelly
Aug 27 2018 7:15AM
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AstroKush
Posts: 184 - Karma: 360
Giant cucumber, lube, adult diaper
Aug 30 2018 9:57AM
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lmmcc
Posts: 292 - Karma: 678
Burner phone
Razor
Hair color
Aug 31 2018 2:15AM
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.SHAGGY.
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Lube, sexy anime, extension cord
Sep 8 2018 2:45AM
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