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The Bachelor (abc tv show)

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Scaredwhiteboy
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Anybody else watch this show? I just started watching this season. I'm pulling hard for Danielle M and Dolphin girl. Also, whoever did the adam and eve wedding last episode was super fine, so I'd like to see more of her.

Who are you guys rooting for? Who do you think is going to win?

Sorry if this thread is a duplicate, searching is really hard because there are a million results about Mt. Bachelor.
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Jan 14 2017 1:07AM
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doublecup
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First off the Bachelor is butt ugly. Like honestly the guys face is fucking goofy looking.

I don't know why the guy wants to date these whores. If I was the Bachelor it would almost be science fiction based.

I'd just run thru them like an evolved Pokemon in its last form. I would be rotating the chicks and they'd just be flying off the tip of my dick one by one.

Danielle L has that mole on her lip that is nasty as fuck.

I like Ida. Ida sounds like a Jewish name, and I kinda hope she is, because if that is the case I'd like her even more and looking at her would make my dick 10 times harder.

Everyone else on that show is nasty as fuck, especially the ethnic chicks. Like my god those ethic chicks look like straight up creatures. Lets be real here, the only reason those ethnic chicks are on the show is so the station doesn't get sued for racism.
Jan 14 2017 2:32AM
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doublecup
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WHERE THE FUCK IS IDA MARIE ON THE VOTE LIST?????????


ALSO, IF YOU READ DANIELLE M.'S BIO YOU WILL NOT LIKE HER, THAT BITCH HAS MAD FUCKING ISSUES

SHE IS ALSO LIKE 32, SO WE ALL KNOW HER PUSSY IS BEAT UP
Jan 14 2017 2:35AM
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doublecup
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I actually just read Brittany's bio and she seems really interesting and we kinda have a lot in common.

So I'm rooting for her.

I'd like to fuck that bitch HARD, and her age they like it straight on. Give her a nice beer-belly fuck.

Jan 14 2017 2:41AM
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profa_212
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Me and my roomies get drunk and watch this show every Sunday...it's actually funny as fuck if you take it not seriously at all hahaha...the amount of fake drama is astounding and it is so funny lol
Jan 14 2017 2:57AM
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doublecup
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Profahoben_212Me and my roomies get drunk and watch this show every Sunday...it's actually funny as fuck if you take it not seriously at all hahaha...the amount of fake drama is astounding and it is so funny lol


if i was the Bachelor, a breaking point for me would be whether the chicks bomb asshole

bcuz if the chick wont like my crack right, i just cant date her


also, who r u rooting for?
Jan 14 2017 2:59AM
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eheath
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I know who wins, but instead of spoiling it, I voted for her in the poll. Good luck.
Jan 14 2017 3:46AM
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doublecup
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eheathI know who wins, but instead of spoiling it, I voted for her in the poll. Good luck.


Only two people voted prior to you voting, OP and me. OP voted Danielle, I voted Brittany, and you voted Vanessa
Jan 14 2017 3:54AM
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eheath
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doublecupOnly two people voted prior to you voting, OP and me. OP voted Danielle, I voted Brittany, and you voted Vanessa


Jan 14 2017 3:58AM
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doublecup
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eheath


gotcha!
Jan 14 2017 3:58AM
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.lencon
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Yeah I watch it... there are some cute girls on there. And it can be kind of funny cause those girls are crazy.

But why Vanessa? Hopefully she is prettier in person.. I personally thought she wasn't a cute as the other ladies.
Jan 14 2017 9:38AM
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doublecup
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I don't get why they always show them going on these corny dates on the show

I make chicks take me out on dates

Like just more focus should be placed looking at the sex going on the show and talking about that.

Id like to see Bachelor on the show talking with his homies about what girl sucks the best dick and stuff like that. That would be good conversation to have on the show.
Jan 14 2017 2:20PM
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doublecup
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The Backstreet Boys are going to be on The Bachelor tonight. I'm stoked!
Jan 16 2017 2:01PM
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doublecup
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eheath



vanessa got voted off the show last night in tribal council
Jan 17 2017 6:42AM
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doublecup
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doublecupvanessa got voted off the show last night in tribal council


they also voted her off the island
Jan 17 2017 8:39AM
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Wutever
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Profahoben_212Me and my roomies get drunk and watch this show every Sunday...it's actually funny as fuck if you take it not seriously at all hahaha...the amount of fake drama is astounding and it is so funny lol


Haha alright, I might have to watch an episode or two of this, it might be pretty funny!
Jan 17 2017 11:47PM
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profa_212
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SkierBetchHaha alright, I might have to watch an episode or two of this, it might be pretty funny!


It's entirely stuck up bitches clawing for money and fame...makes me laugh hahahahaha
Jan 18 2017 12:09AM
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Wutever
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Profahoben_212It's entirely stuck up bitches clawing for money and fame...makes me laugh hahahahaha


Oh hell yes, I'm so down! I love stuff like that in very small doses, there's no reason why other than I guess it makes me realize I could do much worse in life.
Jan 18 2017 12:25AM
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doublecup
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Profahoben_212It's entirely stuck up bitches clawing for money and fame...makes me laugh hahahahaha


I wack my pickle while watching it
Jan 18 2017 4:41AM
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dadi
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Sarah is pretty hot. Danielle M is for sure a fav tho too.

Fuck corrine. She's an idiot.
Jan 18 2017 11:05PM
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theBearJew
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Danielle's tit popped out.
Jan 23 2017 9:20PM
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robbinJAHood
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I don't have any drama in my life so I like watching this shit 😂

Corrine makes me want to slap her. What a spoiled little bitch
Jan 24 2017 8:32AM
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Campeador
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Josephine is the best.
Jan 24 2017 6:58PM
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Rusticles
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CHeck out the end of Bachelor Pad 3 It is the best moment in reality TV ever.
Jan 24 2017 7:57PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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robbinJAHoodI don't have any drama in my life so I like watching this shit 😂

Corrine makes me want to slap her. What a spoiled little bitch


Corrine is one of the best things about this show. She brings the sex appeal necessary to keep me interested.
Jan 28 2017 9:46PM
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joeyboots
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someone said that ethnic black chick won?


wtf she is butt ugly
Feb 14 2017 6:26PM
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eheath
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joeybootssomeone said that ethnic black chick won?


wtf she is butt ugly


Shes the next bachelorette, she didn't win.
Feb 14 2017 6:54PM
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joeyboots
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eheathShes the next bachelorette, she didn't win.


do you think that the bachelorette should be black?
Feb 14 2017 6:56PM
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joeyboots
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how doesnt the bachelor get herpes from all those girls that he is kissing? like something must get passed down thru the chain
Feb 14 2017 7:03PM
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.lencon
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joeybootsdo you think that the bachelorette should be black?


What do you think, Joey?

But sometimes I feel like they keep around black girls so the show doesn't seem racist.
Feb 14 2017 7:03PM
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joeyboots
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.lenconWhat do you think, Joey?

But sometimes I feel like they keep around black girls so the show doesn't seem racist.


i think its a publicity stunt

that girl is fugly

have u seen the gap between her two front teeth? i could stick my dick thru that big gap
Feb 14 2017 7:11PM
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eheath
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joeybootsi think its a publicity stunt

that girl is fugly

have u seen the gap between her two front teeth? i could stick my dick thru that big gap


I mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette


And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.
Feb 14 2017 7:25PM
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joeyboots
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eheathI mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette


And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.


They should have a bachelor or bachelorette with trannies on it. And the audience and the contestants don't know who the trannies are
Feb 14 2017 7:32PM
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eheath
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joeybootsThey should have a bachelor or bachelorette with trannies on it. And the audience and the contestants don't know who the trannies are


It could be like that show "the mole" from like 2000
Feb 14 2017 7:37PM
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joeyboots
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eheathIt could be like that show "the mole" from like 2000


YES!

I need to try to sell this idea to someone involved in making tv shows
Feb 14 2017 7:40PM
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.lencon
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eheathI mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette


And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.



I bet they will.. gotta make sure everyone is included.

But honestly.. seeing a bunch of gay guys going after one dude would be great TV.
Feb 14 2017 8:33PM
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joeyboots
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.lenconBut honestly.. seeing a bunch of gay guys going after one dude would be great TV.


What would the title of the show be?
Feb 14 2017 8:52PM
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.lencon
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joeybootsWhat would the title of the show be?


The LGBachelorTs

Idk
Feb 14 2017 10:30PM
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theBearJew
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eheathI mean, they probably should have featured a more diverse star of the show years ago... I wonder if they'll ever do same sex bachelor or bachelorette


And yeah her teeth, people like this just need to get invisalign for 6 months and they're stylin, if youre gonna be on TV for 3-4 months you can probably afford it.


I feel like they'd do a Bi show before a gay show. One girl, bi, dudes and chick's battling for her. Basically Tila Tequila but less trashy.

.lenconThe LGBachelorTs

Idk


Sent to ABC. Expect royalties.
Feb 15 2017 9:21AM
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CaptainObvious.
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eheathIt could be like that show "the mole" from like 2000


Best fucking show ever.
Feb 15 2017 10:51AM
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joeyboots
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theBearJewI feel like they'd do a Bi show before a gay show. One girl, bi, dudes and chick's battling for her. Basically Tila Tequila but less trashy.



Sent to ABC. Expect royalties.


HEY THIS IS MY FUCKING IDEA
Feb 15 2017 11:22AM
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theBearJew
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joeybootsHEY THIS IS MY FUCKING IDEA


Yes but you didnt think of the cool name.
Feb 15 2017 1:31PM
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joeyboots
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theBearJewYes but you didnt think of the cool name.


The name u picked is stupid I wouldn't call it that
Feb 15 2017 3:00PM
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theBearJew
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joeybootsThe name u picked is stupid I wouldn't call it that


I didnt pick the name. Lecon did, take it up with him.
Feb 15 2017 4:15PM
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.lencon
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theBearJewI didnt pick the name. Lecon did, take it up with him.


Lencon*
Feb 15 2017 5:51PM
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joeyboots
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how do y'all think the season is panning out thus far?

does anyone know how "the bachelor" doesn't get herpes from kissing all those girls, like you would think something must get passed down the chain
Feb 20 2017 7:52AM
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.lencon
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joeybootshow do y'all think the season is panning out thus far?

does anyone know how "the bachelor" doesn't get herpes from kissing all those girls, like you would think something must get passed down the chain


They get drug tested. And you can control herpes pretty well.
Feb 20 2017 10:36AM
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joeyboots
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.lenconThey get drug tested. And you can control herpes pretty well.


ya but how do u know the girls aren't fucking randoms dudes on the side? how can they control for that

like these girls are straight up whores so there is no way they don't have side dick
Feb 20 2017 11:04AM
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.lencon
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joeybootsya but how do u know the girls aren't fucking randoms dudes on the side? how can they control for that

like these girls are straight up whores so there is no way they don't have side dick


They control the girls pretty well and the show is filmed a pretty short amount of time. It is the guy that is probably sneaking off to smash lol.
Feb 20 2017 11:23AM
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joeyboots
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.lenconThey control the girls pretty well and the show is filmed a pretty short amount of time. It is the guy that is probably sneaking off to smash lol.


tbh the bachelor Nick is ugly as fuck

that guy is straight up butt-ugly
Feb 20 2017 11:24AM
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joeyboots
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.lenconThey control the girls pretty well and the show is filmed a pretty short amount of time. It is the guy that is probably sneaking off to smash lol.


who are you rooting for btw?

I wanted Brittany to win, but they voted her off on the island
Feb 20 2017 11:33AM
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