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video: woman pisses her pants trying to lift weight

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davidh
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hahahahaha
woman pissing her pants
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Feb 2 2005 10:43PM
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kyle_w
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i love how she tried to cover it up



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Feb 2 2005 10:45PM
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PowderCanuck
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that woman scares me. 'DAAAAA!DAAAAAAA!DAA!DA!'



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Feb 2 2005 10:46PM
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huckster989
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its common for serious weight lifters to wear diapers cuz they loose control of their bowels. HAHAH now thats what I call manly!



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Feb 2 2005 10:46PM
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From_Hell
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yeah, that's funny, she knows it, but everyone else knows, hahahaha.
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Feb 2 2005 10:47PM
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scientist
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hahaha sounds like my moms room, and she sleeps alone

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Feb 2 2005 10:49PM
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Apple
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oh man, thats gotta be embarrasing...
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Feb 2 2005 11:09PM
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skierdudeguy
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I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Feb 2 2005 11:14PM
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skierdudeguy
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i lied



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Feb 2 2005 11:14PM
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katesd
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uhh..............





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Feb 2 2005 11:17PM
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davidh
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he didnt piss his pants tho. Well, he prolly did, only he knew to wear a diaper. I would have shit my pants, tho. I also would have been crushed.
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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'


Feb 3 2005 12:58AM
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SteezePatrol
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my that was nasty

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Feb 3 2005 2:02AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
haha that was the funniest thing ever, haha especially when she tried to casually wipe it away with her foot haha oh man


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Feb 3 2005 2:05AM
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TwinTipWonder
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That musta been a lot of piss if it went through he pants and on the floor. Those noises were like imitations of russian porn... interesting. (Not that i look at Russian porn)
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Feb 3 2005 2:14AM
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Utahpowderskier
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thats sick. If you are doing something that makes you lose control of your basic functions, that is usually a good hint to just stop.
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Feb 3 2005 2:16AM
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SchweitzerSki
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everybody noticed it too. the audience got louder as soon as you noticed the piss squirting out of her uniform. that was just sick! reminds me of the weightlifters ripped open butthole on rotten.com. except that's much more disgusting
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Feb 3 2005 2:17AM
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katesd
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^hahahah yeah thats what i was thinking. christ.





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Feb 3 2005 6:41AM
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'dah! dah! dah!' lol
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Feb 3 2005 6:55AM
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lanks
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looks like shes done that many times before, judging by her reaction to the stain on the floor.

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Feb 3 2005 7:03AM
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katesd
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^'oh snap, i pissed all over the floor again...'





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Feb 3 2005 7:05AM
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Thorvildsen
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^hahaha



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Feb 3 2005 8:27AM
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freeski1620
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that was funny, se tryed to spread it out, wtf? honestly?


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Feb 3 2005 4:23PM
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Jessbuff
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You all know you would have tried to cover it up too!
Feb 3 2005 4:39PM
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oman42089
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that was one of the sickest things i have ever seen i think











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Feb 3 2005 4:57PM
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highfive
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haha wow


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Feb 3 2005 4:58PM
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Norred
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sometimes at the gym i'll fart when i lift weights

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Feb 3 2005 6:13PM
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Utahpowderskier
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yeah, but do you ever actually crap your pants?
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Feb 3 2005 8:23PM
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vantownloc
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yo atlski isn't that your mom?
Feb 3 2005 11:55PM
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*BeckyK*
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i don't think she even noticed she pissed her pants... i think she was more mad that she didn't lift it
Feb 4 2005 12:03AM
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Astomp
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shes hardcore and lives hardcore


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Feb 4 2005 12:08AM
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brogilvie
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you shit dick liar, i saw no urine.

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Feb 4 2005 12:23AM
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*BeckyK*
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watch again
Feb 4 2005 12:24AM
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brogilvie
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could be me though......... so if im wrong, please accept my gracious apology


do the chickens have large talons?
Feb 4 2005 12:24AM
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petek
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i've seen a mans rectum invert, so thats nothing
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Feb 4 2005 12:37AM
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SkiCA
Posts: 247 - Karma: 33
^ ewww I saw that one too, that was like the most desgusting thing I have ever seen.
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Feb 4 2005 12:50AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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^^ i have no idea how that would work


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Feb 4 2005 1:18AM
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petek
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tell that to the anus.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
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Feb 4 2005 1:21AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
why in the fuck would you even think about watching a vido with anthing to do with man's rectum


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Feb 4 2005 2:32AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^because they are sexy?


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Feb 4 2005 2:43AM
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nsnski240
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you're telling me that my asshole is sexy?


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Feb 7 2005 10:36PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
hehehehehehe

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Feb 7 2005 10:58PM
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Deafboy
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i dont even kno what to say anymore...im...shocked...ahhhh that would be SO embaressing



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Feb 7 2005 11:46PM
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