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What are some of the weirdest things you've seen while skiing? Today I went up to the hill and someone drove a damn hearse to go skiing. Probably one of the weirder things I've seen in my life. But I guess shred til ya dead?
I saw a ski patrol dude absolutely slaying tele skis Cindy's at HV one time with one of those sled things they carry people on. Not super weird, but awesome.
I went to sundown and some girl had the same music on repeat, it was the mario theme song. The mountains mad small so i passed her so many times i was about to kms
MinggWhat are some of the weirdest things you've seen while skiing? Today I went up to the hill and someone drove a damn hearse to go skiing. Probably one of the weirder things I've seen in my life. But I guess shred til ya dead?
theabortionatorI'm trying to use my brain to scan for memories and pick out the gems but nothing yet. Will report back.
hahaha that's exactly it. So much "weird" shit happens on a daily basis at my home mountain it's hard to pin point something. what the fuck is up with people wearing these dinosaur suits?
also, ever try skiing sober?....pretty weird. just kidding....but not really
last year bunch of kids were kinda fighting and then a snowboarder walked up to another snowboarder not knowing what was even going on or why they were fighting and swung, knocking out his tooth then went down the hill not saying anything just acted like nothing happened
Me and my friends found an old lift tube in the woods, and tried to jib it
There was this kid who had a loud ass bluetooth speaker in his backpack playing some spongebob theme song trap remix on repeat and it was the most annoying thing to sit behind him on the lift
we found a garbage can lid in the woods and brought it into the park and put it on random features to jib, until some weird kids came by and started watching us and staring us down. After a few minutes they just walked up, took the garbage can lid, and skied off into the woods again
Got a verbal beat down by Maria Shriver on a lift once. She told me I was the reason California was going to hell. Arnold was on the chair ahead and was just laughing. Good times.
snowpocalypseGot a verbal beat down by Maria Shriver on a lift once. She told me I was the reason California was going to hell. Arnold was on the chair ahead and was just laughing. Good times.
snowpocalypseGot a verbal beat down by Maria Shriver on a lift once. She told me I was the reason California was going to hell. Arnold was on the chair ahead and was just laughing. Good times.
Alright back story. Get on the lift, I recognize its her and Arnold. They ski at my local hill often. She asks where I'm from and the normal lift small talk. This is when the Terminator was still the Govinator. I stated that I was originally from The great state of California but once the wife and I desired to start the family and the house thing we moved to the great state that we call home now. She questioned me some more. I stated that while I have much love for the state of my origin, We could not raise a family in the way we wanted too in Cali. The schools were not what we wanted and home prices were unrealistic for the area we wanted to live. This did not go over well. She stated I was the reason California was going down the tubes and I was not a true Californian. Which I rebutted " aren't you from New York and sorry I can't afford homes in every state I visit. Things progressed from there. I was called a low life scum. I laughed in her face...... Arnold thought it was funny.... She did not..
robbinJAHoodSaw a guy getting head on the lift chair on the back side of our mountain last week. He gave me a thumbs up
Alright, first, this is fantastic!
I was a coach my first real job out of high school. It was my first day, I'm waiting for the rest of the kids in my ground and suddenly I see two of the other coaches laughing their asses off so I go up to them.There is kid sized gear everywhere, jacket, helmet, gloves, a boot. Total mess. The kid was throwing one of the most monumental tantrums I've ever seen of or heard of in my entire life! Would not let his mom put his stuff on, did not want to go skiing, was not having it.
The kid goes tearing back off into the parking lot and I regret to inform you I missed the best part. Apparently the mom had picked up the other boot and chased him down to shove it on. In the process of being bent over and distracted, the kid grabbed her g-string thong and YANKED the biggest wedgie the world has ever seen. God I felt so terrible for her, I hugged her and another coach took the kid to the office and kinda talked him through his epic issues with skiing. Turned out to be one of the most improved, albeit his mom was bribing him to go, but still.
TL;DR: little kid nearly ripped his mom's thong whilst giving her a wedgie out of anger in the parking lot while she was trying to redress him during a mass tantrum.
One day there was a race comp at the hill, and the slope is just beside the park, using the same lift. So of course at noon the park was FILLED entirely with race kids in full gear, like 50-80 of them. Some still threw down a bit but it was weird to see the park looking like a slalom course. And an hour later the park was empty.
I was skiiig t through the trees a couple weeks ago and came across some 50 year old jerry in middle of the trail taking a shit and i had to go off the trail and hit a 25 foot cliff i didn't know existed to avoid him.
Some emo kid threatened to do karate on my friends and I after he walked past us in the lodge blasting some screamo music through his headphones at an ungodly volume. Apparently he thought we were laughing at him... (we were)
jlens05I saw a ski patrol dude absolutely slaying tele skis Cindy's at HV one time with one of those sled things they carry people on. Not super weird, but awesome.
I'VE SEEN THAT TOO!!! It was at night and we saw it from the chair, super confused as to what we were seeing from a distance. When he finally got close we gave a solid round of applause... that dude rips!
One time my brother and I found about 20 purple paint cans just sitting in the woods, we also found 5 big blue water jugs, the ones for office water machines. Another time we saw an inflatable naked person laying on the trail below the lift. I was so confused until I skied by that and realized what it was.
NoImNotaBoarderI was just nightskiing last night and we were making some quick adjustments and some guy got off the lift with one of these on.
Also just remembered this one. There was this little like maybe 15 or 20 foot step down. I hit it and rode off to the side to wait for my friends. One of my friends hits it and comes over by me to wait. Then this little kid comes and as little kids in the park do, rode over the jump way too slow, and just flops down on the table and pops out of his skis as he bounces around on the ground. Then his mom comes up and spends a good five minutes lecturing the kid about whatever while they're just standing right on the landing of this jump with like 10 people waiting to hit it.
