Take over the world with giraffes

Simple
Diet: Dry leaves (digestive), 2 4inch lines of coke, and congealed blood (preferably from a tropical fish).
Training: Sit ups they need a tight core, and how to parachute.
Lastly they need 8 hour a night so time the coke right and if need be use a healthy dose of chloroform.

The first step is to come up with a killer giraffe BBQ recipe. Then you offer everyone in the world free food for the rest of their lives if they submit to your rule. If they decline, you herd the giraffes into the rebel camp. They can't kill the giraffes because there is an unlimited number of them and the carcasses would pile up. Eventually the giraffes would eat and shit over everything so they would submit.

Giraffes are fucking dicks. Rude motherfuckers.

DirtYStylEThe first step is to come up with a killer giraffe BBQ recipe. Then you offer everyone in the world free food for the rest of their lives if they submit to your rule. If they decline, you herd the giraffes into the rebel camp. They can't kill the giraffes because there is an unlimited number of them and the carcasses would pile up. Eventually the giraffes would eat and shit over everything so they would submit.

how did you think of this elaborate plan?!

So I was thinking you take over an island somewhere like Madagascar or Australia even and then you turn it into giraffic world and then you get the giraffes to play different sports and you get tourists to come see the giraffes play. Then you take that money and you get scientists to breed giant giraffes cuz you have unlimited giraffes so you can pick the best ones. Then you create anew army with monster giraffes and you give them helmets made out of steel or something and you can take people out from the giraffes head banging

We train only at night to stay in secret and so we train our senses to work better at night. Now they I have my giraffes we attack one small island every couple of months to expand but wait every few months so that we don't draw too much attention. Eventually once we are big enough we plant giraffes around the world in little pockets at places like zoos, sewers, woods, and petting zoos. Then one day I blow into a conch horn and that will be the signal to attack. We storm the beaches of the west coast from our islands, the giraffes under cover will create chaos in cities everywhere. We will be attacking at night so we will have the advantage from all of our training. Once were established in the west coast we sweep east taking state by state( save Texas for last they're tough sons a bitches) then once we have taken over and have the superior fire power of the US the rest of the world will be easy.

give the giraffes AIDS or some shit, then completely overrun North America with diseased giraffes until there are more giraffes then people and everyone dies from eating tainted giraffe meat

cg.99how did you think of this elaborate plan?!

I went to college

DirtYStylEI went to college

seems legit

easy.


sharpen their necks and train them to slice every political figure on the planet in half. Those motherfuckers could slice like 3 politicians at the same time they're so long. Realistically the only three countries that you need to take over are korea, russia and the us. Need like, at most 20 giraffes if they're all slicing 3 per hour type deal. Feed them the previously sliced politicians so that they wont stop eating politicians, until theres none of them left.

zombie giraffes like in the game "The Last of US" but those really weren't giraffes, just regular ones walking amongst the destroyed cities which was my favorite part of the whole game.