Replying to I am fucking retarded

ok so i'm pumping gas at a 7 eleven..and i'm typing in my pin and all that, and i turn around to remove the gas cap..yeah there's no car. i left it in neutral and didn't put the e brake on. i see my jeep rolling down the only hill in fucking florida into the busiest road in town. I bolted across the street and jumped in..i seriously can't believe no one was coming. i am sooo fucking stupid! ahhhh! anyone else done that?



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