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Tanner Hall is the weiner.

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Freestyla_01
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Straight up dog.

His slopestyle run should have won.
His pipe run was better than dumonts, probably should have won as well.

And no, I'm not some person who thinks that Tanner is the shit and should just win everything automatically. I'd rather see people win instead of him and get some spotlight, he just outperformed everyone else in the x games.

I made this just to add yet another x games thread.
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Feb 2 2005 7:52PM
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ski8990
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hahaha I bet he has a pretty big weiner



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Feb 2 2005 7:54PM
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Freestyla_01
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That is the most flagrantly flamingly homosexual post that has ever passed through my retinas.
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Feb 2 2005 7:57PM
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steezymac
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agreed.
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Feb 2 2005 7:59PM
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Ghost
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I'm sure this has been hashed over a thousand times already..

Slopestyle:

I didn't get to see it live so I only caught the top 3. Jon's run was so incredibly smooth. I loved how he constantly mixed it up between left and right side spinning.

It's a tough call for me, but I personally would've given the win to Tanner just a hair over jon. But Jon definitely deserved 2nd, if not higher.

Halfpipe:

that's bullshit. In no way did dumont do a first place run. He was all over the place.

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Feb 2 2005 8:20PM
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Freestyla_01
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Plus dumont did 2 straight airs.
A 20+ foot hit at the top may be sick, but it does not at all make up for the lack of technical tricks in the rest of the run. That is bullplop on the part of the judges.
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Feb 2 2005 8:50PM
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joony
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http://expn.go.com/expn/feature?name=wx9raw#
if you go there and down to WX Nine: Men's Ski Slopestyle Finals Archive you can watch the whole finals.

also, Gagnier deserved that win, i don't think that should be debated. i still think Tanner put his hands down on his sw 10.

but ya, if you watch that video, watch Jon's second run, not his first which he got bronze with. if he had landed his sw 10 at the end i think he could've won.
Feb 2 2005 8:52PM
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Freestyla_01
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So he put his hands down, so did gagnier. Gagnier landed pretty far forward, not perfectly.
Gagnier didn't do switch corked 10.
Gagnier didn't nollie lipslide the top rail.
Gagnier didn't 450 into the other rail, 270 out.
The only part that tanner should have lost points was that he reverted after the 450 on 270 out.

Clearly the run of the weiner, but still didn't win.
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Feb 2 2005 8:54PM
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Freestyla_01
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Gagnier also reverts after the rail, and comes off early on it as well.
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Feb 2 2005 8:56PM
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johnnypsunami
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Gagnier didn't do switch corked 10.
(No instead he did switch 10 true tail, tweaking the fuck out of the grab and landing better than tanner did)

Gagnier didn't nollie lipslide the top rail.
(No instead he did backslide, a much harder and more technical trick)

Gagnier didn't 450 into the other rail, 270 out.
(In this case maybe tanners was more impressive I will give that to him.)

The only part that tanner should have lost points was that he reverted after the 450 on 270 out.
(yep, that and the fact that gagnier did a MASSIVE unnatural switch rodeo 7 compared to halls switch 7 i think)










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Feb 2 2005 9:03PM
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flatspinner
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Tanner is prone to crying when he doesn't win. Global X Games before, this last X-Games....ya, Tanner was crying just like Tiger Woods did in the US Open that year when he won his first Masters. little biatches
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Feb 2 2005 9:32PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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gagnier should have won and jon olson should have won pipe
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Feb 2 2005 9:33PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
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is there a global x-games this year?
Feb 2 2005 9:33PM
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jflo453
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haha the weiner
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Feb 2 2005 9:40PM
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powpow1080
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tanner def. should have won the superpipe...dumont went big but not technical and the judges wanted amplitude and thats how he won
Feb 2 2005 9:46PM
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Freestyla_01
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Gagnier didn't nollie lipslide the top rail.
(No instead he did backslide, a much harder and more technical trick)

HAHA. Backslide a more technical trick... good one.
A backslide on a steep down rail is about as easy as a normal slide. You just don't put one foot on. If you go fast enough, you're barely even putting weight onto the rail.
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Feb 2 2005 11:22PM
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Pipe_Munky
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^seriously dude, come off it!


i'll bet you sit alone at home at night rubbing one out to a picture tanner hall don't you? you probably also ride the t-hall pro-model thinking they'll make you as good as the blackest white guy in skiing




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Feb 2 2005 11:25PM
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johnnypsunami
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haha ^
no but really, freestyler01 i want to see you post a vid of you doing a backside down a 20 stair rail. If you dont fall flat on your ass i would be impressed and agree with you. But chances are your going to break your ass harder than when tanner hall was ramming his wanna be black cock up it last night.









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Feb 3 2005 11:21PM
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petek
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fuck i hate anybody who disses the best skier in the world, the past 4 years.
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Feb 3 2005 11:22PM
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J.D.
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Beg to differ Pete. Best park rat in the world, maybe. Best skier... yeah, no. Tanner should not have lost to CG or the Dumont, but on the whole, calling him the best skier in the world is laughable. Say Seth, and you might have a case. What with Seth being God, and such.

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Feb 3 2005 11:31PM
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Durtschi
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gagnier is SICK




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Feb 3 2005 11:38PM
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Freestyla_01
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Obviously McConkey, Morrison, Treadway, and Plake are the best skiers in the world.
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Feb 4 2005 12:20AM
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petek
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no way, plake cant do shit in the park, pipe, etc. Seth, very little on booters. Tanner does it all. And he's a decent all mtn skier too.
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Feb 4 2005 12:27AM
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Freestyla_01
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But the fact that he's been consistently stoked on every aspect of skiing for the past 30+ years is good enough for me.
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Feb 4 2005 12:31AM
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Spam_Man_1500
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Some people really examine those x games vids. They should make their slopestyle courses go from the highest point of the mountain to the bottom lodge. That'd be cool.
Feb 4 2005 1:39AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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all aspects? Have you seen him riding be in Yearbook? he look slike he is taking a shit the entire time, morrison would eat his lunch, tanner would shake just lookin off those cliffs morrison tries Rodeo 3's off. Morrison doesn't ride park? He could still hold his own you just haven't seen it. Dumont was boostin he got what he deserved
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Feb 4 2005 1:44AM
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petek
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i cant believe people are actually arguing with this, i'm sick of saying that riders are not good in this aspect, or what not. I honestly find that tanner is a good all around skier, if you wanna argue(and the fact that he is the most decorated of any freestylist on the planet) then good for you. I really hate dissing pro's, so i'm gonna stop right here.

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Feb 4 2005 2:15AM
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reezyfbaby
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what happened happened, and it was more or less the way it should be. its time to move on collectively.

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Feb 4 2005 2:26AM
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Bundo
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what i don't like is that the only reason people don't like tanner is because he is really good and everyone else likes him so they want to not be 'mainstream' and like the other guys. you fucks are just like all those punk-rock anarchist/goth kids taht think they are so awesome and so different from everyone and say 'DOWN WITH AUTHORITY AND CORPORATE AMERICA/CANADA(for those canadian punkrock fuckasses' and say that they don't care what they look like when in fact these little fuckers are so into their appearence and if there wasn't authority they wouldn't be able to survive for 5 minutes. those balls sacks spend more time in front of the mirror getting ready than king tut has been dead. and they all say they want to be different than everyone else, but there are 10000000000 of these kids and they all look exactly the same. and the down with corporations thing is the most hypocritical shit ever. if they really believed this why would they shop at hot topic and zumiez and shit like that. if they were really punk rock then they would make their own damn clothes. kids are so nieve these days. and its all exactly the same with you ass clowns talking shit about tanner and how he is stupid and that you don't like him. its dumb. i don't get how people can say that any pro is bad, THEY ARE ALL GOOD, ALL OF THEM. the only thing you can say is that you might not like their style, not that they suck, if they sucked they wouldn't be pro. fucking dammit.



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Feb 4 2005 2:31AM
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westcoaststyle
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dishwalla, shaun(freestyla_01) has one footed a down rail on several occasions. with just as much 'style' as gangier to boot
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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is about 50x harder. and on top of that, you used all your special tricks to beat the Decoy, and you are also low on life. and you have a crappy third party controller.
Feb 4 2005 2:39AM
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johnnypsunami
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^well he sohuld know how tech it is then...









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Feb 4 2005 3:03PM
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newschooler7
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who gives a shit who boosts higher in the pipe, tanner was so more tech


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Feb 4 2005 5:40PM
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ski_rossi05
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i agree with this dude ^
Feb 4 2005 9:18PM
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guddgulf17
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the judging was crap, get used to it.t eh only way we can have good comps if f we do the ourselves
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Feb 4 2005 9:22PM
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