Flying with weed

Ya dont even fret over it. Super easy to get it passed security

I'd just put some doobs in a bag inside something plastic and sealed. I'd imagine it's best to put it inside your checked bag hidden in a hoodie or something.

I pulled my hair up into a messy bun and put a little container in there on my way back from CO. Worked perfect.

Yung_JimmyI talked to a couple of my friends about taking a trip out west next year during break and obviously the topic of bringing weed came up. I'm pretty sure it would be easy to roll up a sock with a baggy in it or put it in a deoderant stick, etc. but I was wondering if anyone on here has tried it. Lmk

Why would you bring weed out west? You do realize that the weed is coming the other direction right. There actually is weed outside of your town especially at ski areas.

If you aren't a complete idiot or act super sketchy it should be that hard.

Sure TSA doesn't really give a fuck about it anymore but it's still illegal. I don't see how it's worth the risk at all. Even the low risk.

Literally just ask around in the park. Leave your green at home.

theabortionatorWhy would you bring weed out west? You do realize that the weed is coming the other direction right. There actually is weed outside of your town especially at ski areas.

If you aren't a complete idiot or act super sketchy it should be that hard.

Sure TSA doesn't really give a fuck about it anymore but it's still illegal. I don't see how it's worth the risk at all. Even the low risk.

Literally just ask around in the park. Leave your green at home.

The question was more hypothetical than literal, and there's more of a chance I would buy out there than bring anything, but I was just curious. And besides, a kid in my town grows, so I get it cheap and I know exactly what I'm getting every time. I'd rather not get ripped off or sold some weird shit

boof it

MinggI pulled my hair up into a messy bun and put a little container in there on my way back from CO. Worked perfect.

Perks of being a girl lol

RedneckGravyboof it

Aside from the fact that I'm not willing to do that, wouldn't it show up in the x ray/body scanner?

I would never try it, but I could see it being pulled off. I'd probably put it inside a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in a pill bottle filled with some coffee grinds. Then I would tape the pill bottle to the back of my nutsack. And I would be very paranoid and very uncomfortable the entire time.

Just ask around when you get there. It can't be that hard to find some.

Yung_Jimmya kid in my town grows, so I get it cheap and I know exactly what I'm getting every time. I'd rather not get ripped off or sold some weird shit

youre gonna bring weed from a guerilla grow when you could get it from a professional shop that has real standards and regulations?

Yung_JimmyThe question was more hypothetical than literal, and there's more of a chance I would buy out there than bring anything, but I was just curious. And besides, a kid in my town grows, so I get it cheap and I know exactly what I'm getting every time. I'd rather not get ripped off or sold some weird shit

It's fucking weed man. If you can't tell that it's weed when buying it you're probably not old enough to smoke

You probably won't get as good of a deal as your friend but it's so much less sketchier to just buy it there, smoke it and leave without. There's not really much to be gained IMO.

Especially if you're going to a ski area. People do it all the time though so do whatever, you'll probably be alright.

TheDoughAbidesyoure gonna bring weed from a guerilla grow when you could get it from a professional shop that has real standards and regulations?

We were planning on going to one of the Tahoe resorts and even tho recreational use got legalized in Cali dispensaries can't legally open until 2018.

You should definitely do this. Take half a pound. Hell, a whole pound would be even better. Don't even worry about hiding it. This is America, a free county. You certainly couldn't enjoy a vacation without getting high, the government should understand this. Definitely take a pound.

iFlipYou should definitely do this. Take half a pound. Hell, a whole pound would be even better. Don't even worry about hiding it. This is America, a free county. You certainly couldn't enjoy a vacation without getting high, the government should understand this. Definitely take a pound.

wow how original u r so funny

u should be a comic

THEDIRTYBUBBLEI would never try it, but I could see it being pulled off. I'd probably put it inside a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in a pill bottle filled with some coffee grinds. Then I would tape the pill bottle to the back of my nutsack. And I would be very paranoid and very uncomfortable the entire time.
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Don't do this though

Take dabs, super easy to smuggle

THEDIRTYBUBBLEI would never try it, but I could see it being pulled off. I'd probably put it inside a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in a pill bottle filled with some coffee grinds. Then I would tape the pill bottle to the back of my nutsack. And I would be very paranoid and very uncomfortable the entire time.

Just ask around when you get there. It can't be that hard to find some.

Yeah you're probably better off not having it on your body going past security...they pat down everywhere nowadays, even male genitals.

THEDIRTYBUBBLEI would never try it, but I could see it being pulled off. I'd probably put it inside a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in a pill bottle filled with some coffee grinds. Then I would tape the pill bottle to the back of my nutsack. And I would be very paranoid and very uncomfortable the entire time.

Just ask around when you get there. It can't be that hard to find some.

I can't tell if this is a joke or not be definitely do NOT do this.

They pat down everything nowadays. Literally just had my balls fondled 20 min ago by the TSA

I'd say under 20gs in checked baggage and you're good. Don't try to bring it in your carry on. Put it in some smell proof container inside a hoodie. They don't search your baggage for weed

If youre bringing skis and such, take off the grips of your poles and put a bunch of doobies in there. Really random thought but I think it could work easy, might smell a bit though.

Its weed, it's not like it's going to be weird as soon as you come out west.

the consequences of getting caught too.

Yung_JimmyThe question was more hypothetical than literal, and there's more of a chance I would buy out there than bring anything, but I was just curious. And besides, a kid in my town grows, so I get it cheap and I know exactly what I'm getting every time. I'd rather not get ripped off or sold some weird shit

Lol come on dude. It's just some pot. If you ever plan on going to college or moving anywhere better get used to buying it from ppl you don't know that well. And even if u can't go in the store and get it yourself the chances the weed you get is from a legitimate grow for dispensaries is pretty high. You can buy it off of Craigslist super easy too. Go to health and beauty section and I bet there are like 20 ads. Last time my homie was in Tahoe he got an 8th of some dumb fire Larry OG from some old head who had been growing medicinally for like 20 years off of Craigslist the day he got there.

Only in check in bag. Have a ziplock with all your bathroom stuff, toothpaste etc. throw weed in there. Don't put weed in pill bottle. I got caught with two pre rolls in boxers band going into porno scanner, two guys just laughed and let me go.

Bodhisattva_Lol come on dude. It's just some pot. If you ever plan on going to college or moving anywhere better get used to buying it from ppl you don't know that well. And even if u can't go in the store and get it yourself the chances the weed you get is from a legitimate grow for dispensaries is pretty high. You can buy it off of Craigslist super easy too. Go to health and beauty section and I bet there are like 20 ads. Last time my homie was in Tahoe he got an 8th of some dumb fire Larry OG from some old head who had been growing medicinally for like 20 years off of Craigslist the day he got there.

Also, inb4 OP isn't even getting a deal at home.

I remember this girl that I gave a ride to a festival in 08 spent like 3 days on a bus from texas so she could bring an 8th ish of shitty weed. Killin it.

Lol that you think your garbage Midwest ditch weed is better than our legal weed on the west coast.

Personally I am not a big fan of smuggling drugs onto a plane, too much risk of not being allowed on the plane and having your whole trip ruined, but I made it to Cancun with a bag of edibles once, I kind of figured no one would be looking for drugs moving into Mexico, lol. But the dogs were all over it and I was pretty scared in customs.
I know of a few instances where friends and family members have made it through security on domestic flights with no issues. I think you'd be better off hiding it in your checked luggage but my brother in law just hides it under his balls and has never been hassled.

Bro just put that shit in a ziplock in your backpack and you should be good to go for sure.

wow i am so glad I don't have to think about things like this constantly cause I don't smoke.

The.Fishwow i am so glad I don't have to think about things like this constantly cause I don't smoke.

Why

The.Fishwow i am so glad I don't have to think about things like this constantly cause I don't smoke.

I don't think about this constantly, it was a hypothetical question

The.Fishwow i am so glad I don't have to think about things like this constantly cause I don't smoke.

wow. cool. thanks for the input mickey mouse. that must make you feel like a really good person. now back to that sock youre living in.

Yung_JimmyThe question was more hypothetical than literal,

Yeah, OP just wants us to know he smokes w33d. He's very cool.

seal the bud inside of whatever as long as its not metal. then just put it inside of a leather boot. Leather is an organic material and so is weed. The whole boot with show up orange on the scanner.

That guy had the right idea.


My spot was always ski boots inbetween the shell and the liner at the toe. Since they smell like shit its not something people want to touch. Probably wouldn't bring a glass pipe these days but I did back then.


Don't be a moron if you are going to Colorado or California just buy it there. But asking people for weed in Utah is stupid just bring it.

My friends and I were engaged in such matters and carried weed through the guard. We carried it in this backpack, https://bestoutdooritems.com/best-smell-proof-backpacks/ it absorbs the smell, and no one can find you. Just here there is a secret pocket))) How many times carried, everything was all good))))

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Lol an O in colorado is like $70-$90 and im sure it's not that much different in Cali, just buy some shit out here. You can get 25% shit all day long out here, your overpriced Midwest dirt weed isn't worth bringing out here.

jlens05Lol an O in colorado is like $70-$90 and im sure it's not that much different in Cali, just buy some shit out here. You can get 25% shit all day long out here, your overpriced Midwest dirt weed isn't worth bringing out here.

I've actually been hearing some horror stories about California rec prices

Just make edible capsules and put them in a pill bottle. This is America. As long as they think they're opioids, big pharma won't care.

jlens05Lol an O in colorado is like $70-$90 and im sure it's not that much different in Cali, just buy some shit out here. You can get 25% shit all day long out here, your overpriced Midwest dirt weed isn't worth bringing out here.

$70... an ounce of what, dog shit? And I don't smoke midwest dirt homie I got the hookup thru one of trill sammy's producers that happens to be family, runs straight through west coast cure.

much safer to go the hash pen route. Airport employees just think its an e-cig

stick it up your urethra

If you're of legal age in respective states, this purely informational advice is for you (I'm talking personal use buying in a legal state legally. You traffickers can fuck off): I may or may not know of a guy who brought stuff back with them from Denver. Did a ton of research beforehand and basically if you get caught they just tell you to throw it away, and if they call the police, they don't give a shit either, unless you're trying to take like a whole backpack full of bud (one guy did a few years ago and they called the DEA). You can get fined however at Denver Airport, but that's rare. If you have a medical card, they're even more lenient if they find your stash.

ALWAYS take in carry-on. They're more likely to search checked bags than your carry-on. Make sure your bag is packed properly and won't flag for something stupid like a shampoo bottle or charger cords placed in the wrong spot. Don't try to hide it. Leave in plain site like any other legal item you would be traveling with. If they do need to search you bag, ask if you can help them find what they're looking for. My buddy had toothpaste one time and saved Tsa the hassle of emptying his whole bag by showing them where it was. FYI tsa is looking for threats to national security. They specifically say in their website that they aren't looking for drugs. Plus their xRay machines can't see dick in terms of identifying pot on a scanner. Don't be nervous. Act normal. They're looking for people who are on edge. Also the dogs are bomb sniffing dogs, not drug dogs. They only do one or the other, not two tasks simultaneously. Some border airports may have drug dogs, but definitely not in places where pot is legal. Also probably not a good idea to use bags that may contain residue from things such as fireworks or ammo. I know of firework employees being stopped by sensors because they had residue from the stores on their shoes. If you're super paranoid, bring back edibles in your carry-on and checked bag. Split between the two in repackaged items. Don't leave them in their original containers. Edibles will be translucent on the monitor like any other legal food. No sweat. Another option is disposable vape pens that hold concentrate. Many aren't labeled as THC and they look exactly like an e cig to the untrained eye (if they recognize it, they probably use pot too). Check out o.pen ish- not great but very discreet and cheap. Vape pens MUST be kept in your carryon per tsa regulations as the cabin is pressurized unlike where checked bags are kept. Also people have mentioned leakage when placing cartriges in checked baggage. You could also take joints in cigarette boxes. No one will know. There are even people who take whole buds on the plane, but personally I don't have the balls to do that. Please don't get super baked before a flight. If a flight attendant notices you're severely impaired, they can rightly refuse boarding or remove you from a plane. You need to be able to safely follow their directions.

Lastly, a word of warning: it is a federal offense, felony, to transport narcotics across state lines. It's even more of an offense if you're taking stuff across country lines (e.g. Canada). All in all, flying is probably the safest option, but it's still a risk. You can decide what level of risk you're willing to take. Tsa knows it happens and they frankly don't give a flying fuck what Jeff Sessions says. Do not, I repeat, do not try to drive it out of a legal state. Cops are on the lookout in adjacent states and you can get really fucked. I know of someone who got felony drug trafficking charges for doing that, even though it wasn't the intent. Also don't mail it. The post office is actually quite bad ass at investigations and will catch you or stop your package eventually, not to mention the added charge of using the postal service for fraud. I'm not condoning any of this, but that's the facts and easiest ways to do it.

Yung_Jimmy$70... an ounce of what, dog shit? And I don't smoke midwest dirt homie I got the hookup thru one of trill sammy's producers that happens to be family, runs straight through west coast cure.

Yep complete dog shit in Colorado lol. Weed out here literally has to be good because there's a competitive market, if places sell shit weed then they don't last long, simple economics. They sell good weed because that's all that sells, shit weed doesn't sell here.

jlens05Yep complete dog shit in Colorado lol. Weed out here literally has to be good because there's a competitive market, if places sell shit weed then they don't last long, simple economics. They sell good weed because that's all that sells, shit weed doesn't sell here.

What place in Colorado sells an ounce for $70? That is absurdly priced. Most places I looked at were at least $120-150, many over $200

jlens05Yep complete dog shit in Colorado lol. Weed out here literally has to be good because there's a competitive market, if places sell shit weed then they don't last long, simple economics. They sell good weed because that's all that sells, shit weed doesn't sell here.

wasn't calling colorado weed dog shit bud I was saying that an ounce for that price is so unbelievable that it must be dog shit

IsitWinterYet17If you're of legal age in respective states, this purely informational advice is for you (I'm talking personal use buying in a legal state legally. You traffickers can fuck off): I may or may not know of a guy who brought stuff back with them from Denver. Did a ton of research beforehand and basically if you get caught they just tell you to throw it away, and if they call the police, they don't give a shit either, unless you're trying to take like a whole backpack full of bud (one guy did a few years ago and they called the DEA). You can get fined however at Denver Airport, but that's rare. If you have a medical card, they're even more lenient if they find your stash.

ALWAYS take in carry-on. They're more likely to search checked bags than your carry-on. Make sure your bag is packed properly and won't flag for something stupid like a shampoo bottle or charger cords placed in the wrong spot. Don't try to hide it. Leave in plain site like any other legal item you would be traveling with. If they do need to search you bag, ask if you can help them find what they're looking for. My buddy had toothpaste one time and saved Tsa the hassle of emptying his whole bag by showing them where it was. FYI tsa is looking for threats to national security. They specifically say in their website that they aren't looking for drugs. Plus their xRay machines can't see dick in terms of identifying pot on a scanner. Don't be nervous. Act normal. They're looking for people who are on edge. Also the dogs are bomb sniffing dogs, not drug dogs. They only do one or the other, not two tasks simultaneously. Some border airports may have drug dogs, but definitely not in places where pot is legal. Also probably not a good idea to use bags that may contain residue from things such as fireworks or ammo. I know of firework employees being stopped by sensors because they had residue from the stores on their shoes. If you're super paranoid, bring back edibles in your carry-on and checked bag. Split between the two in repackaged items. Don't leave them in their original containers. Edibles will be translucent on the monitor like any other legal food. No sweat. Another option is disposable vape pens that hold concentrate. Many aren't labeled as THC and they look exactly like an e cig to the untrained eye (if they recognize it, they probably use pot too). Check out o.pen ish- not great but very discreet and cheap. Vape pens MUST be kept in your carryon per tsa regulations as the cabin is pressurized unlike where checked bags are kept. Also people have mentioned leakage when placing cartriges in checked baggage. You could also take joints in cigarette boxes. No one will know. There are even people who take whole buds on the plane, but personally I don't have the balls to do that. Please don't get super baked before a flight. If a flight attendant notices you're severely impaired, they can rightly refuse boarding or remove you from a plane. You need to be able to safely follow their directions.

Lastly, a word of warning: it is a federal offense, felony, to transport narcotics across state lines. It's even more of an offense if you're taking stuff across country lines (e.g. Canada). All in all, flying is probably the safest option, but it's still a risk. You can decide what level of risk you're willing to take. Tsa knows it happens and they frankly don't give a flying fuck what Jeff Sessions says. Do not, I repeat, do not try to drive it out of a legal state. Cops are on the lookout in adjacent states and you can get really fucked. I know of someone who got felony drug trafficking charges for doing that, even though it wasn't the intent. Also don't mail it. The post office is actually quite bad ass at investigations and will catch you or stop your package eventually, not to mention the added charge of using the postal service for fraud. I'm not condoning any of this, but that's the facts and easiest ways to do it.

Only useful reply to this thread in the past year thank you

not even close to worth it

Yung_JimmyThe question was more hypothetical than literal

i.e. I want everyone on NS to know I smoke dank w33d.