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Getting back at brainy people

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parmacetti
Posts: 11 - Karma: 26
Revenge suggestions to screw up smart people?
Dec 11 2016 5:35PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
Prove to them how your street smarts make you smarter than them even though you read on the level of a sack of potatoes
Dec 11 2016 5:44PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
It really depends on how dumb you are.
Dec 11 2016 5:59PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
nothing like some good old fashioned violence to overcome wit.
Dec 11 2016 6:04PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Tinganothing like some good old fashioned violence to overcome wit.


Always worked for me

Good ol' fashioned passionate ass whoopin'
Dec 11 2016 6:06PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
We need more context

Dec 11 2016 6:28PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
read them a bunch of facts about lobsters
Dec 11 2016 7:34PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Get them a ___ for dummies book. Someone thinking thy ate dumb is a huge hit to their ego
Dec 11 2016 7:36PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
SammyDubzread them a bunch of facts about lobsters


Fact. Lobsters can exert up to 100 pounds of pressure per square inch, with their claws.
Dec 11 2016 7:38PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
Hugh_Conway_jrFact. Lobsters can exert up to 100 pounds of pressure per square inch, with their claws.


thanks babe
Dec 11 2016 7:40PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
fuck their dad
Dec 11 2016 7:56PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
become president
Dec 11 2016 8:02PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51769 - Karma: 163,811
Get really loud and yell things at them. If they try and use witty comebacks don't worry, keep yelling and saying the same things. If needed get louder.

Really the best way to win and argument and "show them".
Dec 11 2016 8:24PM
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foolmetwice
Posts: 605 - Karma: 1,073
brotobecome president


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Dec 11 2016 9:18PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37576 - Karma: 122,130
unscrew salt shakers and give it to them when theyre eating. they'll never know what hit them!
Dec 11 2016 10:04PM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,615
Tell them you're better at driving/ask how many car accidents they've been in (brainiacs *usually* suck at such simple tasks)
Dec 11 2016 10:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51769 - Karma: 163,811
brotobecome president




If OP were president. He'd be elected on friday, assassinated on saturday, and buried on sunday.
Dec 11 2016 11:24PM
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HowdahSphinx
Posts: 22 - Karma: 22
just beat them up lmao nerds
Dec 12 2016 10:39AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6926 - Karma: 24,835
SammyDubzread them a bunch of facts about lobsters


Fill a large pot with enough water. ...
Add 1 to 2 tablespoons of salt per quart of water. ...
Bring the water to a full rolling boil. ...
Place the lobster into the boiling water. ...
Cover the pot and set the timer immediately.
Boil 8 minutes for a one-pound lobster.


Eat lobster and forget about all your problems OP.
Dec 12 2016 2:13PM
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jellomellow
Posts: 961 - Karma: 3,562
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 12 2016 6:52PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
The best way to break a person is to do it sexually
Dec 12 2016 7:15PM
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TheDoughAbides
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 4,036
shove a parking cone up their ass!
Dec 12 2016 8:45PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,354
TheSmokinLTell them you're better at driving

well shes a girl so this probably wont work.
Dec 12 2016 8:53PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467


SFBwell shes a girl so this probably wont work.
Dec 13 2016 1:32AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Revenge for what?

If you want good advice you might want one of those brainy people to know some context.
Dec 14 2016 6:06AM
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