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PurpleWenis
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What size shoe does a person with prosthetic legs wear? Is there a standard size? Do they change their shoe size? Please Discuss
Dec 8 2016 8:00PM
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Stuuuuuuuuuu
Posts: 380 - Karma: 2,080
They probably just chose whatever size there non-prosthetic foot is so they don't have to buy two pairs of shoes
Dec 8 2016 8:23PM
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270on420out
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When newborn babies are born, do they have sparkling clean buttholes? Like could I eat some skittles or something out of there cause it's never been used before?
Dec 8 2016 9:33PM
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crotchvent
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Yea its going to be the same size as their real foot and if they are both fake probaly the size their feet where before they lost them that way they don't have to buy all new shoes.
Dec 8 2016 9:33PM
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Mingg
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If a mother has twins during the fall daylight savings night and one is born at 1:57am prior to the clocks turning back, and the second baby is born after the clocks are turned back at say what is now 1:02am, which baby is technically older?
Dec 9 2016 1:24AM
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theBearJew
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MinggIf a mother has twins during the fall daylight savings night and one is born at 1:57am prior to the clocks turning back, and the second baby is born after the clocks are turned back at say what is now 1:02am, which baby is technically older?


Didnt that actually just happen
Dec 9 2016 8:04AM
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Young_patty
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Do dogs know they're dogs?
Dec 9 2016 9:03AM
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chacha33
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Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Dec 9 2016 12:45PM
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powderdrunkie
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Does my 401k money actually exist? If it's not there when I'm 60, should I even be working right now?
Dec 9 2016 1:27PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
Dec 9 2016 10:57PM
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Nikolaus
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MinggIf a mother has twins during the fall daylight savings night and one is born at 1:57am prior to the clocks turning back, and the second baby is born after the clocks are turned back at say what is now 1:02am, which baby is technically older?


whichever one came outta the vag first
Dec 10 2016 12:57AM
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theabortionator
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Where is my mind?
Dec 10 2016 3:21AM
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ascent_studios
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The ultimate essential question: Why does the universe exist?

Also how old is the universe?
Dec 10 2016 11:59AM
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daannnnieel
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does the popcorn button on the microwave actually work for other foods?

does the bagel option on my toaster actually toast break?
Dec 10 2016 2:23PM
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Forcillo
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Did the man who invented college ever go to college?
Dec 10 2016 3:14PM
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LiquorLanch
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ForcilloDid the man who invented college ever go to college?


Nah he just loaned money to people at exorbitant interest rates and told them a bunch of semi-relevant things about possible careers.
Dec 10 2016 3:28PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

~700 lbs
Aug 6 2018 1:08PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ascent_studiosThe ultimate essential question: Why does the universe exist?

Also how old is the universe?


universe is 2018 years old
Aug 7 2018 2:03AM
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powpatrol
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Nzeskibrouniverse is 2018 years old


Oh God...
Aug 7 2018 12:32PM
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