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Rennis_Deynolds
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spit some flames
Dec 5 2016 9:14PM
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270on420out
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OP likes dick in and around his mouth
Dec 5 2016 9:16PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
be careful reading this around anything flammable:

my jackets black but my life don't matter
smart like jackson 100 bills for a splatter
fuck what you heard there is no silver platter
Bitch i know you want to fuck so we can cut the chatter

pants are saggin
hoes i'm baggin
bitches short like bilbo bagins
high as a kite i'm fuckin a dragon
shy like a dyke blacked out windows g wagon
Dec 5 2016 9:17PM
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SFB
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u suck dumbass
Dec 5 2016 10:18PM
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GayWolf420
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SFBu suck dumbass


glad ur back
Dec 6 2016 2:45AM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
Ass fuck America

Curb stomp Mickey Mouse

Hijack a jumbo jet and fly it in the White House
Dec 6 2016 2:54AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51749 - Karma: 163,580
OP blows
I don't need to rhyme
I feel pretty hungry
I'm going to make some quesadillas
Extra hot sauce
Put in them peppers
Yeah
Crack another beer
I'm going to repeat that process
That was fun
Why not have another round
Dec 6 2016 3:07AM
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theabortionator
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Oh fuck
I was looking at jobs
and I forgot to make the quesadilla
I'm super fucking hungry
be back later
Dec 6 2016 3:45AM
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theabortionator
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My palms are sweaty
My quesadilla will soon be ready
It's gonna be super heady
This line doesn't even need to rhyme
but soon it'll be party time so bring the confetti
yolo
Dec 6 2016 3:55AM
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theabortionator
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Lovin is all that I got
But I accidentally left the stove a bit too hot
I burned my quesadilla but I'll blame it on the pot
Insert hip hop airhorn and complaint of some random interaction with a cop
This thread sucks and it's time to finish this dang quesadilla and go back to netflix
Dec 6 2016 4:05AM
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doublecup
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theabortionatorMy palms are sweaty
My quesadilla will soon be ready
It's gonna be super heady
This line doesn't even need to rhyme
but soon it'll be party time so bring the confetti
yolo


yo i'm fucking starving and these wrappers looking bit-sized
non-fiction got it woven in my tight rhymes
look the day i write lies that will be the same day the Kardashians start fucking broke white guys
Dec 6 2016 4:45AM
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S.J.W
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beetlejuiceyo i'm fucking starving and these wrappers looking bit-sized
non-fiction got it woven in my tight rhymes
look the day i write lies that will be the same day the Kardashians start fucking broke white guys


but I really do wish I could fuck khloe...get a blowie while listening to david bowie on a boeing,

join the mile high club, with my half chub, and i guess that's why they call me chubz.

but til then i'm just a broke white guy, writing shit white boy rhymes, shit out of time, running out of lines.

but i've always struggled with this existential crisis, try to be the nicest, the whitest, turn 79 and develop arthritis
Dec 6 2016 5:39AM
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peteythefish
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Hey OP,
You have no flow
your mom's yeast infection produces
sourdough.
Dec 6 2016 10:40AM
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Krotchs_Brother
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S.J.Wbut I really do wish I could fuck khloe...get a blowie while listening to david bowie on a boeing,

join the mile high club, with my half chub, and i guess that's why they call me chubz.

but til then i'm just a broke white guy, writing shit white boy rhymes, shit out of time, running out of lines.

but i've always struggled with this existential crisis, try to be the nicest, the whitest, turn 79 and develop arthritis


Idk why but I read this as if Shia was freestyling it and can confirm, it is fire.
Dec 6 2016 3:04PM
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doublecup
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S.J.Wbut I really do wish I could fuck khloe...get a blowie while listening to david bowie on a boeing,

join the mile high club, with my half chub, and i guess that's why they call me chubz.

but til then i'm just a broke white guy, writing shit white boy rhymes, shit out of time, running out of lines.

but i've always struggled with this existential crisis, try to be the nicest, the whitest, turn 79 and develop arthritis


I could fuck a Kardashian but I'd rather not

Go Go Gadget with my cum I'm like a Juggernaut

I ain't gone stop, I'mma smoke this rock

Cocaine eye burning hotter than lava rocks
Dec 7 2016 5:15AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
beetlejuiceI could fuck a Kardashian but I'd rather not

Go Go Gadget with my cum I'm like a Juggernaut

I ain't gone stop, I'mma smoke this rock

Cocaine eye burning hotter than lava rocks


snort that coke like a rockstar, fuck a few pornstars, find a big booty bitch on my radar

but i guess that's the life of a rockstar, living life well, with my rarri and lambs

don't ever try to get in my lane, you know that won't end well in due time, bury you in lyrics

like bellatrix, can't deny i get the empirics,thre realest, this is the grand slams

but that was just four bars of me having a fuck around, in rarri in New York bound.
Dec 7 2016 4:24PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51749 - Karma: 163,580
I'm making more food
Today it's pizza
I also bought some beer
I had to put on shoes
But there was snow on the ground
I want to take my shoes off
And I think I might just do that
Dec 7 2016 4:29PM
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Jesse_
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Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
Dec 7 2016 8:29PM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
S.J.Wsnort that coke like a rockstar, fuck a few pornstars, find a big booty bitch on my radar

but i guess that's the life of a rockstar, living life well, with my rarri and lambs

don't ever try to get in my lane, you know that won't end well in due time, bury you in lyrics

like bellatrix, can't deny i get the empirics,thre realest, this is the grand slams

but that was just four bars of me having a fuck around, in rarri in New York bound.


I hit a bitches pussy then I fuck her in the ass

i really dont care cause i got not class

fucking rock star status all day and all night

if your in the Bronx than where gonna fight

bcuz im pimpin straight hoes from Long Island till the city

people think im shitting but all i see in them is pitty
Dec 8 2016 6:27AM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -662
theabortionatorI'm making more food
Today it's pizza
I also bought some beer
I had to put on shoes
But there was snow on the ground
I want to take my shoes off
And I think I might just do that


*claps*

you are so funny! i think you should be a stand up comic

so anyways, this guy is an idiot so i will eloquently respond as I bless the mic

so here we go:

Bro you spitting pretty wack so imma answer back

Take a Billie club and ill beat you on the back

Gone in 60 Seconds you wont even see me on the attack

Drugs got your brain mushed deader than a cat

Living in your horse shit trailer every day, come back to it and you'll see my nuts on ur chair

beat Cinderalla with my dick in her hair, looking at me take your hands off the lotion

bcuz this homedog aint your love posion
Dec 8 2016 7:10AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51749 - Karma: 163,580
beetlejuice*claps*

you are so funny! i think you should be a stand up comic

so anyways, this guy is an idiot so i will eloquently respond as I bless the mic

so here we go:

Bro you spitting pretty wack so imma answer back

Take a Billie club and ill beat you on the back

Gone in 60 Seconds you wont even see me on the attack

Drugs got your brain mushed deader than a cat

Living in your horse shit trailer every day, come back to it and you'll see my nuts on ur chair

beat Cinderalla with my dick in her hair, looking at me take your hands off the lotion

bcuz this homedog aint your love posion



You're rapping on a ski website in text
I still have beer
I made another pizza
I should probably do laundry in a few hours
Maybe I'll drink another beer
Hopefully my job interviews go well
what should I eat for lunch
other than beer
Dec 8 2016 7:33AM
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original
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theabortionatorYou're rapping on a ski website in text
I still have beer
I made another pizza
I should probably do laundry in a few hours
Maybe I'll drink another beer
Hopefully my job interviews go well
what should I eat for lunch
other than beer


A modern day shakespeare
Dec 8 2016 9:06AM
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S.J.W
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originalA modern day shakespeare


shakespeare, this 9 glock, will put the fear... in you... step up to the block, you know you'll get shot.

like biggie and tupac. I'm a real G, been shot nine times, nine lives, nine wives, you are what you eat... that's why I have nine lives.

2096, that's the block. Freshcliff massive, I'm massive, ya girls nassstive. a mass of, MC squared.

That's why my bars are so tight, like your bitch in a fight, catch these hands, must be insane man
Dec 10 2016 2:22AM
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FishChowder
Posts: 244 - Karma: 222
I just came back, eatin a big mac
Fuck BK, cause hoes they knows,
McDonald's ain't whack
Home is where I be now
Chowin down on micky d's
While Dennis Reynold's moms is down upon her knees
Mingy is watchin, hands all down her skirt
It ain't getting head thats all up in her head
All she be thinkin is man I wish I could K-fed.
Dec 10 2016 1:10PM
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,096
Orange
Dec 10 2016 1:28PM
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mmccarthy81
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Yo I just showed my snowboarder friend Boom by Royce da 5' 9" (the wallisch song from eye trip) and he's goin off to it rn. What are some other sick og rap songs in ski parts?
Dec 11 2016 2:25AM
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FishChowder
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I approach from the underground
50/50 them boxes n' bailin' on rails
My style ain't like nuttin' y'all eva seen
Can't rock Saga and my pants ain't saggin'
Not hittin' cliffs cause I'm east coast reppin'
Not hittin' spliffs even though that shit's legal
I used to spin hard but then I woke up
Only in my dreams can I fly like an eagle
The parks here ain't no joke
That's a double negative in case you didn't know
Newschoolers be all like whut
Sex and weed is all we need
Mix it with some pow in the west some ice in the east
I tried a big kicker but ended up slowin'
Speed checkin' like Mr. Bishop
Callin' out the boss will surely get me banned
But fuck it it's all in good fun
I ain't a rapper and I ain't got a gun
My grammar is weak. My rhymes ain't tight
Maybe I can get sponsored.
Like your mom told me last night.
Feb 2 2017 7:17PM
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GayWolf420
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OP sucks

he is a major cuck

Im too busy spitting flames while I jizz on your dames
Feb 2 2017 7:24PM
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.frenchy
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someone post applejuice's rap
Feb 3 2017 2:42PM
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FishChowder
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Fantastic!
Feb 3 2017 3:00PM
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joeyboots
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singing acapella bitch

got me like, find a chick

lick her clit, finger it, bust her shit

i dont brag about pussy cuz i got too many in my stable

a pimps only worth what he has on his table
Feb 4 2017 8:20AM
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joeyboots
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i dont got no fucking change but i can give you a nickel back

ill rob a bitch to get thinking that ill sell her crack

u fuck with me ill bust ur ass, ill grab u by the nuts then ill flip ur ass

i dont like touching nuts, but i like cashews, ill put em in a bitches ass after i watch her poo
Feb 17 2017 12:47PM
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doublecup
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ive done too many drugs and im fucked in the head, purple drank is spilling of my glads, i dont give a fuck about anything, but i give a fuck about fucking a damn thing, i dont know why i do drugs, but when my nuts hit the floor imma thug, im seeing mystical creatures like im fucking crazy, but i got Cinderella bouncing up and down my cock like a daisy. i need to stop with this fast life, but my cock is gone in sixty seconds im living the high life
Apr 5 2017 12:27PM
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doublecup
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im trying to spit a rap but i cant fucking think

i smoke crack all day and im gonna fucking die

but it's hard when your on smack all day and your trying to fly

i just cooked some coke on my stove and i really dont know why

bcuz my cock goes hard and all i do is get high

i dont got a fat cock but its fat enough

put a quarter pound big mac up a bitches ass and ill tell her it's my fucking cock
Apr 15 2017 11:06AM
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doublecup
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i just cant wait until i overdose on drugs

this fucking demon inside me needs to rub

when i hit the pipe is the only time i get any bliss

any other time i walk around fucking pissed

drugs are the only thing i got

when i hit the pipe im gone in 60 seconds fuck this life i just need a rock
Apr 15 2017 12:03PM
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doublecup
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im trying to sober up from all this coke i just want to clear my thoughts'

i use to fuck bitches without a condom just to prove i was a thug

but now that im supporting 5 rugrats on child support i just want to do more drugs

when ya fuck a bitches ass make sure it isnt the pussy, bcuz if ur nutting in the nookie be ready to buy a kid a fucking cookie

having kids aint no fuck, especially when the smoke inhaling in your lungs is an illegal drug
Apr 15 2017 12:40PM
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boozer
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my karma's almost a mil with only 400 posts

I barely ever visit but I have the 8th most

got drunk last night and hit on your sister

She said, "Please don't go" and asked me to fist her

then I found out that that miss was a mister

I said, "I'm not into dudes but OP is"

she said, "I know, he sucked on my big ol' penis"

tranny raps
Apr 15 2017 2:00PM
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doublecup
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ppl think im a repressed homosexual with no life

but when my nuts are hitting a bitches ass its kinda hard to question the way i live my life

the rhymes i spit are fresher than the sperm in my balls

when my nuts fill up and hit the floor dont try to call

bcuz ill have a chick sucking on my beak

faster than ill be able to get back on my feet
Apr 15 2017 2:01PM
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doublecup
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boozermy karma's almost a mil with only 400 posts

I barely ever visit but I have the 8th most

got drunk last night and hit on your sister

She said, "Please don't go" and asked me to fist her

then I found out that that miss was a mister

I said, "I'm not into dudes but OP is"

she said, "I know, he sucked on my big ol' penis"

tranny raps


u made some wack ass thread where u got a few hits

bitch drop ur balls and start sucking on my dick

dont call me gay bcuz i want to see ur balls

when my lips around head you'll be looking for someone to call

u will be a better man after i force u to suck my dick

bcuz ur rap game aint nothing but SHIT
Apr 15 2017 2:06PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Rennis_Deynoldsspit some flames


Anyone here old enough to remember the NS Radio call-in rap battles?
Apr 15 2017 2:32PM
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doublecup
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when i hit a bitches pussy i always make sure she is under age

bcuz i want to make sure that her pubes aint grey

call me whatever but i dont give a fuck

everyday my nuts are slamming against a different chicks ass i aint young buck

im a criminal that has never been charged bcuz im fucking everyday until im on mars
Apr 15 2017 2:43PM
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doublecup
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i think i need to start charging girls every time i let them swallow on my cum

im living on the street like im some fucking bum

while these girls are drinking my semen like its water

these bitches aren't even paying 10 cents on my cum by the gallon

ive been told that my cum tastes good, but i wouldnt know since my nuts are drained like food after a flood
Apr 15 2017 3:15PM
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sarasarasara
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saggy



titty




grandma
Apr 16 2017 7:10AM
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