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Best bathroom at the hill?

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JannyDenson
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Whenever I have to make the dirt I never no what the best location is. Where is your go to spot at the hill?
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Mingg
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probably a bush
8 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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There's one bathroom upstairs at my resort that has a window in it with frosted glass. I like the natural lighting while I'm doing business I guess. My go to toilet lol
8 years ago
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jaimegilfish
Posts: 384 - Karma: 280
The bathroom in the expensive restaurant upstairs is my number one go too.... they have 2 ply up there
8 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,826
I usually make sure I won't need to do that. So usually off a trail or in the woods, a nice and hardy piss spot.
8 years ago
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,669
Behind a tree usually. Who's got time to go into the lodge and shit when there's good skiing outside
8 years ago
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Slush
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 12,960
Minggprobably a bush


robbinJAHoodThere's one bathroom upstairs at my resort that has a window in it with frosted glass. I like the natural lighting while I'm doing business I guess. My go to toilet lol


jaimegilfishThe bathroom in the expensive restaurant upstairs is my number one go too.... they have 2 ply up there


Girls don't poop though
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Why slow down if you dont have to? Charge hard all day
8 years ago
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jaimegilfish
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SlushGirls don't poop though


But wee
8 years ago
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OregonDead
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theabortionatorWhy slow down if you dont have to? Charge hard all day


It's what the astronauts use. Bathrooms are pretty much obsolete.
8 years ago
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treebeard
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the one at home

pooping in ski boots is my nightmare
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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brotoBehind a tree usually. Who's got time to go into the lodge and shit when there's good skiing outside


This. Water/beer and almonds so you dont have to shit and can just rock a pisser right in the woods before some tasty lixx
8 years ago
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Mingg
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SlushGirls don't poop though


Oh this is a thread about shitting?
8 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
So the plumbing didn't work at one of our on hill bathrooms all off season and there were a bunch of construction folks there for building our new lift. There was a massive poop stalagmite by the end of fall it was gnar.

But I stand by the fact that if a bear can shit in the woods then so can i
8 years ago
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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 257
Your girlfriends butt.
8 years ago
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californiagrown
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I take shits in boot packs. Cause it's hilarious.
8 years ago
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,603
At Jay Peak before the waterpark and renovations the bathrooms at stateside were fucking gnarly. Holes in the wood stall with arrows to see dicks in the urnials.
8 years ago
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edai
Posts: 4995 - Karma: 4,704
Cheeba Hut
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Wearing bibs makes it 100x more difficult/time consuming to shit.
8 years ago
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Taking a shit in ski boots is the absolute worse when the toilet is lower the the cuffs of your ski boots 2/10 would not reccoment
8 years ago
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californiagrown
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tac0.slayerTaking a shit in ski boots is the absolute worse when the toilet is lower the the cuffs of your ski boots 2/10 would not reccoment


Know how I know you've never used a squatty potty?
8 years ago
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
californiagrownKnow how I know you've never used a squatty potty?


I have just not in ski boots
8 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
I stop at a coffee shop on the way there.

At university my bathroom was in the basement of the physics building. It was a dark old basement filled with lasers and shit. But the bathroom was bright and super clean all the time. And no one else used it. I would walk across campus to use it.
8 years ago
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grilled_steeze
Posts: 422 - Karma: 1,448
At my home mountain theres a really small bathroom in a back locker room that almost no one knows about. Always clean and never a line. Its right next to a door on the side of the lodge no one goes to so you can pretty much ski right up to it, and when you're done its almost next to one of the main lifts.
8 years ago
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yung-sav
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i tend to get on the chair backwards and send log bombs off the chair
8 years ago
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Birddogmurray
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yung-savi tend to get on the chair backwards and send log bombs off the chair


Me too
8 years ago
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HowdahSphinx
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Nothing quite compares to the frantically exhilarating sensation of peeing off the chairlift while its still running.
8 years ago
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Stinging_Roger
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,508
First stall is always the cleanest
8 years ago
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mmccarthy81
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DeebieSkeebiesWearing bibs makes it 100x more difficult/time consuming to shit.


I've nearly peed on my bib so many damn times from holding off on peeing until the very last second then rushing to try to unzip the detachable bib from the pants
8 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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Do you just assume all lodges are laid out the same?

There is no "upstairs" or changing room at Bridger Bowl lol
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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mmccarthy81I've nearly peed on my bib so many damn times from holding off on peeing until the very last second then rushing to try to unzip the detachable bib from the pants


I peed a little on my new bibs this weekend :/
8 years ago
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soulskier
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Back in my ski school days, I'd stop by the employee bathroom

Had hot water plumbed into it and it was awesome for cold days
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