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Chairlift silence.

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NTRO_
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I need help. so i´m riding a chairlift with some guy, hes not talking to me. I´ve been looking out at the trees for like 10 mins now, but I fear the damage has already been done. how can I prevent this from happening again?



Any advice would be a lifesaver.
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yzzid
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http://www.simplepickup.com/
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Aldenship
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tell him you are gay
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Session
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Sometimes motherfuckers just don't want to talk. Sometimes just enjoy the view, and let them stew in their own silence.
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iseveryoneokay
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Just ask him if you can pee in his butthole
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cozzey
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Sometimes you just have to chill out and appreciate the silence
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TheHamburglar
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Silence, Lloyd, it's golden.
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FluidMotion
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Sometimes you're just tired from a long day of skiing and just being quiet and enjoying your surroundings is nice. I wouldn't take it personally if someone isn't in to chatting. If you try and start up a convo and they're not participating just let it be.
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Tall_Paul
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I normally sit there and when we're about halfway up I'll go, "Ahhh, the first day of parole"
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snowpocalypse
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light that blunt up. Just made a friend or....... not.
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kojotyo_pl
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SessionSometimes motherfuckers just don't want to talk. Sometimes just enjoy the view, and let them stew in their own silence.

thats 100% me
9 years ago
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fries
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tell him you're from texas
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Dddsz
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I talk if people make an attempt to talk to me. Otherwise, I'm more focused on my skiing than talking to some fuckin Jerry from Chicago.
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NTRO_
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SconnieI talk if people make an attempt to talk to me. Otherwise, I'm more focused on my skiing than talking to some fuckin Jerry from Chicago.


I like that 👍
9 years ago
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WPMatt
Posts: 118 - Karma: 145
bump
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MACK.
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The classic "how's your day been" or "where are you from"
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theabortionator
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Casually slide your hand across the chair
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jzkhockey
Posts: 51 - Karma: 38
Start trying to pick the snow off their skis and eating it. Bonus if your on a tram/gondola and lick strait off ski.
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Snowpeck
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SconnieI talk if people make an attempt to talk to me. Otherwise, I'm more focused on my skiing than talking to some fuckin Jerry from Chicago.


You got me
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Mr.Bishop
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TRODSKII need help. so i´m riding a chairlift with some guy, hes not talking to me. I´ve been looking out at the trees for like 10 mins now, but I fear the damage has already been done. how can I prevent this from happening again?



Any advice would be a lifesaver.


Chairlift silence is a travesty. You never know when you're going to miss out on meeting a new riding buddy.

"Hows your day going today?" is a killer one.

"You ski here much? another one.

I have a policy of always trying to start conversations. Its how I met Max Hill many moons ago when he was just a 13 year old kid fresh into the park. I've met many people in the industry this way.
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