Replying to One footer rail slides

Haven't been on here in a while but I've been noticing how more and more people are doing one footed grinds.
No, I'm not talking about creepers or nuggets, I'm talking about the awkward karate kick slides.
Now Im in no position to say what's hip or not but you all look like idiots.
Do people really think sliding rails like a sassy roller bladder looks cool or are all of your sick ass dreads cutting off the blood flow to your brains?