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What is your pre-ski routine?

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gnarRat
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What do yo guys do to get hyped? Do u eat at mountain? Whatever quirky things you guys do before a day on the hill I want to hear lol
Nov 28 2016 1:49PM
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MNSkiers
Posts: 1154 - Karma: 7,533
chuck fat clouds
Nov 28 2016 1:50PM
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John18_6
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I read the entire script of bee movie in the parking lot.
Nov 28 2016 2:17PM
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Session
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gnarRatWhat do yo guys do to get hyped? Do u eat at mountain? Whatever quirky things you guys do before a day on the hill I want to hear lol


Coffe and Egg-Mcmuffin. If i'm going up, it's for first chair, regardless of conditions. Nothing like that first run with the hill all to yourself.
Nov 28 2016 2:19PM
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ForeverYung
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Coffee and a joint
Nov 28 2016 2:22PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
1. eat a bacon egg and cheese on a plain bagel
2. rub one out under the table in the lodge
3. take as long as humanly possible to get ready
4. click my poles together
5. go ski
Nov 28 2016 3:18PM
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WPMatt
Posts: 118 - Karma: 145
Step 1. Coffee
Step 2. Coffee
Step 3. Bacon
Step 4. Masturbation
Step 5. Prepare to shred all day, I haven't eaten lunch on the mountain in 6 years.
Step 6. Stretch.
Step 7. Profit.
Nov 28 2016 3:25PM
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randymeetsworld
Posts: 185 - Karma: 248
stretch
water
brownie
Nov 28 2016 3:32PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
me and my buds like to blast some Wolfmother in the lot right before we head up. Really gets the sendy vibes resonating.
Nov 28 2016 5:14PM
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BrawnTrends
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 2,440
I can't shred if I don't poop before leaving the house.
Nov 28 2016 5:48PM
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fredyferl
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Tim Hortons
Nov 28 2016 5:56PM
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John18_6
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FredyFerlTim Hortons


There are 4 of those in Minnesota now, it's starting to catch on. I admit it, I've done it before.
Nov 28 2016 10:23PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2893 - Karma: 34,294
Coffee, eggs and music
Nov 28 2016 10:33PM
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Triscuit
Posts: 118 - Karma: 450
4-5 Tylenol do the trick for me
Nov 28 2016 11:08PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
a couple quick snappers that are heavy on the tobacco side and some delicious almonds and juice.
Nov 28 2016 11:27PM
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methscratchface
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 4,445
1. pray to baby jesus that my truck will start.
2. call friends for ride
Nov 28 2016 11:48PM
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RousedWits
Posts: 387 - Karma: 894
I think that having some coffee and toast for breakfast is usual... and then I like to quickly drink a beer in the parking lot. Gets you just loose enough to not second guess the send.

Hang Loose
Nov 29 2016 2:14AM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,270
Advil, coffee, ignore hangover
Nov 29 2016 2:38AM
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Holte
Posts: 10750 - Karma: 7,948
Enjoy a dełicious bowl of otmeal and contemplate how nice it would be to put on a pair of snowboard boots instead of ski boots.
Nov 29 2016 3:23AM
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Headless-G
Posts: 60 - Karma: 40
Woke up
eggs and bacon
take my shit
have a joint
get dress in order (left socks first etc)
take my ski
Nov 29 2016 1:08PM
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treebeard
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BrawnTrendsI can't shred if I don't poop before leaving the house.


so crucial
Nov 29 2016 1:46PM
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skistupid
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,197
Always have a light breakfast.
-Two croissants.
-Two Clif Bars.
-1 litre of water.
-Let breakfast digest for an hour.
Nov 29 2016 3:38PM
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freeballer
Posts: 736 - Karma: 1,071
Wake up butt fuck early and check the snow stake.
Drink coffee
Eat some eggs on an English muffin
Watch a few minutes of a ski porno flick
Read the avy report
Grab my pack, and head to the mountain

Normally, I try to stay ahead of the crowds, so I can apres ski early.
Nov 29 2016 4:08PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
Old routine:
-chill in the lodge 20+ mins waiting for the homies
-chill in the lodge 20+ mins after they get there
Nov 30 2016 12:58PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,136
Drive to Mountain

Drink a brew while putting gear on

hit the slopes
Nov 30 2016 3:08PM
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Mr.Bishop
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SessionCoffe and Egg-Mcmuffin. If i'm going up, it's for first chair, regardless of conditions. Nothing like that first run with the hill all to yourself.


Oh man, I used to be all about that. East coaster, but I loved nothing more than sessioning my private park the moment the rope dropped.
Nov 30 2016 7:14PM
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BrawnTrends
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 2,440
That reminds me of that year I was on the hill on Dec 25, something like 10/12 years ago.
We got there on the 24th and there wasn't much snow, we go to bed, wake up the next day (the 25th) and it had dumped hard all night. First ones on the slopes (actually, only ones on the slopes for a while!). The entire hill to ourselves, powder, etc. Man, what a blast that was...
Dec 1 2016 4:23AM
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Eastcoastskier95
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ForeverYungCoffee and a joint


this
Dec 1 2016 9:39AM
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jordanj801
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Two words. Music and food.
Dec 1 2016 9:40AM
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-Colton
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,525
1. Small cup of joe while i check social medias
2. breakfast ( eggs or some sort of high bran good for yah cereal)
3. poop (essential)
4. dress for the day (depending on how nippy its gonna be - it can be like -20 on average :( )
5. tims double double
6. bump the latest mixtape
7. get shrekked on east coast landings
Dec 1 2016 9:49AM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
Tim Hortons, then some bumping rock/rap/trap on the way up to the hill until we're about 15 minutes away then its metal and pump up shit until we're ready to ski. Also, theres normally a beer beside me while i get dressed on the tailgate
Dec 1 2016 12:03PM
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Session
Posts: 5404 - Karma: 22,511
Mr.BishopOh man, I used to be all about that. East coaster, but I loved nothing more than sessioning my private park the moment the rope dropped.


If you aint first, you're last. Now only if I could train my wife and kid.
Dec 1 2016 12:43PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22714 - Karma: 76,758
SessionIf you aint first, you're last. Now only if I could train my wife and kid.


You and me both, bud. :)
Dec 1 2016 2:01PM
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cozzey
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 1,814

Always have to do some Cluster Buster Erotic Aerobic Exercises.
Dec 1 2016 2:08PM
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dudewhereismycar
Posts: 13 - Karma: 22
shotgun a beer than smoke a joint .
Dec 1 2016 2:20PM
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Frozinballz
Posts: 184 - Karma: 277
Hit my snooze alarm 5 times
Find car keys
Drive
Ski
Dec 1 2016 10:19PM
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SpliffsOnLifts
Posts: 23 - Karma: 28
1. Roll a spliff
2. Smoke the spliff
Dec 11 2016 6:32PM
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Aparker
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,678
get out of bed
Dec 11 2016 8:20PM
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notJacobJohnson
Posts: 105 - Karma: 344
1. Snooze alarm 10 times
2. Start hot water on stove
3. Check snow report and social medias
4. Pour water in bowl with instant oatmeal
5. Pour water in Aeropress for coffee + 2nd to go
6. Eat
7. Poop (necessary or you're gonna be wasting you ski time later on)
8. Throw gear in car
9. Pick up homies
10. Arrive at mountain with 30 min to gear up and catch first chair
11. Full Tilts
12. Shred the gnar (shaka brah)
Dec 11 2016 8:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,473
Put boots on, drive to mountain.

That's about it.
Dec 11 2016 8:45PM
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