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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
need to make dictionary of skier slang for project. do it for me so you can use this as an excuse to ignore your family over thanksgiving and just sit on your phone. Gimme ur slang
Nov 21 2016 12:06AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12026 - Karma: 9,554
Bodaggin. And Wu. Like the jump has ot of Wu (aka steep take off that launches yoi more up than out).
Nov 21 2016 12:10AM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,628
I was on a chair lift once and a guy below me landed a sick misty 3. the kid sitting next to me said to his friend, "dog, did you see that trick? that shit was straight autistic" I say that all the time now
Nov 21 2016 12:34AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
boozerI was on a chair lift once and a guy below me landed a sick misty 3. the kid sitting next to me said to his friend, "dog, did you see that trick? that shit was straight autistic" I say that all the time now


now that we cant say retarded, ive started saying autistic to be politically correct
Nov 21 2016 12:51AM
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GayWolf420
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Safety meetings - to make sure that the days safety and emergency procedures/protocols are set in place and that everyone knows what to do.


Flavor Overload - the licks are just too sweet and tasty that your mind and body become overwhelmed.
Nov 21 2016 12:55AM
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Brue
Posts: 392 - Karma: 1,948
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Reported. A lot of Newschoolers identify as African American. Asshole.
Nov 21 2016 1:53AM
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Brue
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Sidesnack
Nov 21 2016 1:53AM
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theabortionator
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Well this should go over well
Nov 21 2016 1:56AM
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CrackSmoker
Posts: 33 - Karma: -2
HISKEY- a safe word when u get a FLAVOR OVERLOAD and your too turnt into the 3rd dimension that ur buddy needs to give u a bump of coke to get back into the real world .
Nov 21 2016 5:29AM
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CrackSmoker
Posts: 33 - Karma: -2
DeebieSkeebiesSafety meetings - to make sure that the days safety and emergency procedures/protocols are set in place and that everyone knows what to do.

this is pussy shit


fuck it just huck it
Nov 21 2016 6:20AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
Turkey

Paper

Dry

Microbiology
Nov 21 2016 7:47AM
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Slush
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 12,960
Shitface twisted: when someone does something crazy
Ex. That double back was shitfaced twisted

Little Timmy: generic name given to all 10 yr old Jerrys
Ex. Oh boy, look at that. Little timmys first time in the stunt ditch

Durkle Nixon: Fat ass lookin dweeby Jerry who skis like a clown
Ex. Look at that fuckin Durkle Nixon down there
Nov 21 2016 9:20AM
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Dddsz
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Bye Mcnoche.
Nov 21 2016 10:25AM
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Rparr
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CrackSmokerSafety meetings - to make sure that the days safety and emergency procedures/protocols are set in place and that everyone knows what to do.

this is pussy shit


fuck it just huck it


I'll help you out- safety meeting is actually code for get high as fuck
Nov 21 2016 10:38AM
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CrackSmoker
Posts: 33 - Karma: -2
RparrI'll help you out- safety meeting is actually code for get high as fuck


now ur talking brutha

fuck safety
Nov 21 2016 10:41AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,966
Anal - getting laid in a ski town
Nov 21 2016 11:27AM
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John18_6
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flossy - a trick done with style that looks gross at first but then the style grows on you
Nov 21 2016 11:31AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
BrueReported. A lot of Newschoolers identify as African American. Asshole.


Calm down Brue. It's just a humours term, no harm or racism intended. BLM bro, BLM.
Nov 21 2016 11:35AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
SconnieBye Mcnoche.


Says while posting a black molester giff for humor. Tastefull, and quite ironic Sconnie. Whose the racist one?
Nov 21 2016 12:50PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,730
"the tits"
good use when something is super sick
"dude that butter was the tits"
Nov 21 2016 2:19PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,905
just watch "Horgasm" and take cues from that. Who cares if it's snowboarding it's funny as fuck
Nov 21 2016 2:56PM
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eheath
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McNocheCalm down Brue. It's just a humours term, no harm or racism intended. BLM bro, BLM.


You used a word you weren't suppose to use, have been banned for using before and now you shall suffer the consequences. We don't look upon offensive language (ie racist or homophobic) lightly around here.
Nov 21 2016 3:29PM
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Pigeon.
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Iraq_Lobsterjust watch "Horgasm" and take cues from that. Who cares if it's snowboarding it's funny as fuck


this better be good im shooting fucking magnums right now
Nov 21 2016 4:44PM
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milk_man
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variations of the word gus to describe features or people
Nov 21 2016 4:49PM
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coolflash8
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theabortionatorWell this should go over well


do you remember what it was?
Nov 21 2016 4:51PM
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theabortionator
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coolflash8do you remember what it was?



racist joke and naughty words
Nov 21 2016 4:53PM
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cozyco
Posts: 360 - Karma: 825
this website is straight on:
http://mogulmick.vbmco.com/slang.html

take some inspiration OP
Nov 21 2016 5:01PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,326
coolflash8do you remember what it was?


Mcnoche is in the Ku Klux klan
Nov 21 2016 5:20PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,905
Pigeon.this better be good im shooting fucking magnums right now


wait till Linda sees this shit...... she's gunna break up with her boyfriend for sure
Nov 21 2016 8:08PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
greasy: steezy

or you can use it when talking about spins
That dude greased a sweet sev

Or to describe a particularly stinky skibum
That dude keith is greasy

Raunchy works also but not when talking about spins.
Nov 21 2016 8:35PM
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jzkhockey
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Jerry: The best skier on the mountain
Nov 21 2016 8:57PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
mob: specifically early season, jumping off all the stumps/small trees that have snow stacked on top.

snow bunny

get pitted bruh

helicopter: old school name for 360

rock garden: where you send people you don't like
Nov 21 2016 9:24PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
mob: specifically early season, jumping off all the stumps/small trees that have snow stacked on top.

snow bunny

get pitted bruh

helicopter: old school name for 360

rock garden: where you send people you don't like
Nov 21 2016 9:24PM
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CrackSmoker
Posts: 33 - Karma: -2
eheathYou used a word you weren't suppose to use, have been banned for using before and now you shall suffer the consequences. We don't look upon offensive language (ie racist or homophobic) lightly around here.


Nov 22 2016 3:19AM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 3,998
Iraq_Lobsterwait till Linda sees this shit...... she's gunna break up with her boyfriend for sure


god its freezing up here... what a stupid fucking sport
Nov 23 2016 11:30PM
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,667
blazer = guacamole enthusiast
Nov 24 2016 1:42AM
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sodaksteeze
Posts: 102 - Karma: 334
"Smoke break"-smoke break
Nov 24 2016 9:50AM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
"Just send it" The art of skiing something with little to no justification or reasonableness just because you think you can or because it'll be fresh af
Nov 24 2016 1:09PM
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.CJ.
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Yeeew - A word to hype someone up to throw down a trick
Nov 24 2016 3:09PM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,615
Flabongo - the official drinking device of skiers shaped like a flamingo and covered in stickers that represent the owner
Nov 26 2016 11:01AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Ima go ahead and out ya'll up on the only word that matters this season


TITTYMILK

BRUH SHIT IS TITTYMILK TODAY

YA I HIT THAT TRICK YESTERDAY 2ND TRY SUPER TITTYMILK

DUDE THAT CLIFF LOOKS TITTYMILK

BOUT 10" OF TITTYMILK LAST NIGHT SHOULD BE GOOD
Nov 26 2016 11:42AM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,580
"2 minus 1" - Don't want to call last run cause you will die so you say 2 minus 1 instead
Nov 26 2016 11:54AM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,615
Flabongo - the official drinking device of skiers shaped like a flamingo and covered in stickers that represent the owner
Nov 26 2016 12:18PM
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lgward
Posts: 301 - Karma: 404
Pigeon.god its freezing up here... what a stupid fucking sport


call you next you're in a blimp? are you a blimp chauffeur now?
Nov 26 2016 2:33PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,722
GNARMY a militia of shredders... "damn son we got a gnarmy today it is almost a whole brotalian"
Nov 26 2016 6:07PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059
Moist

when you land a sexual trick

"that was so moist bro"
Nov 26 2016 9:31PM
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act.resist
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badddd this thread is really bad
Nov 27 2016 12:27AM
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WPMatt
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Suicider - Little Jerry with no control. Usually has parents crying at the top chasing him down.
Sanders - Rich, snobby, usually white family with top notch rental gear calling the ski patrol on bums
Nazis - Over controlling Ski Patrol
Wife Beaters - Drunk park skiers
Gary - Fat east coaster, usually in jeans
Nark - Short for douchebag, park skiers that have their pants around their boots, and shirts the size of dresses, they take the park look wayyyy too far
Nov 28 2016 2:57PM
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T1811
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Iraq_Lobsterwait till Linda sees this shit...... she's gunna break up with her boyfriend for sure


Really penetrate the lower binding..
Jan 15 2017 1:30AM
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doublecup
Posts: 946 - Karma: -661
lets get tribal: take a few hits of that wacky weed


bota-chot-chug: bust out the wine skin bag
Jan 15 2017 3:12AM
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