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Help with 1980's

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TripleXLHoodies
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Hey, I'm planning on trying some 1980's this weekend and I I keep having the same problems.
1. I rotate about 1440 degrees short
3. I'm not Alex Schlopy

I was hoping you guys could help me out,
Cheers!
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Nov 17 2016 8:53AM
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lilgapaboi
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u need some help
Nov 17 2016 11:28AM
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TripleXLHoodies
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lilgapaboiu need some help


That's why I made the thread, do you have any tips or tricks?
Nov 17 2016 1:17PM
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Gryllz
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TripleXLHoodiesThat's why I made the thread, do you have any tips or tricks?


Stop wearing XL hoodies. try an XS. more aerodynamic
Nov 17 2016 1:22PM
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Gryllz
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GryllzStop wearing XL hoodies. try an XS. more aerodynamic


Scratch that ^

put a racer skinsuit on
Nov 17 2016 1:23PM
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TripleXLHoodies
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GryllzScratch that ^

put a racer skinsuit on


What is more aerodynamic, going buck nude or a racing suit? I like the idea
Nov 17 2016 1:45PM
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iced
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Viagra+10incher=Extra momentum from erection
Nov 17 2016 5:57PM
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sui-kide
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Just fucking huck it mon
What is the worst that could happen anyways lol
Nov 18 2016 2:47PM
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TheHamburglar
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Bro let me tell you about the 1980s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.
Nov 18 2016 4:32PM
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Elg
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icedViagra+10incher=Extra momentum from erection


Actually, having an erection while initiating the rotation, and then having it go down while rotating will increase rotation speed.
Nov 18 2016 4:50PM
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reecemasters0
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find the smallest feature in the park and basically spin as hard as possible and then become a fully erect penis while spinning. No doubt, you will stomp it.
Nov 18 2016 5:31PM
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Deepskier
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ElgActually, having an erection while initiating the rotation, and then having it go down while rotating will increase rotation speed.


Well he isnt wrong
Nov 18 2016 8:56PM
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CB4TSB
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TheHamburglarBro let me tell you about the 1980s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground.


I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte.
Nov 18 2016 9:29PM
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TheHamburglar
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waiting4snowI was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte.


Nov 18 2016 11:39PM
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Gryllz
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TripleXLHoodiesWhat is more aerodynamic, going buck nude or a racing suit? I like the idea


I feel like the dong would slow spinning but would add hype points
Nov 21 2016 12:49AM
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GayWolf420
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TheHamburglar


fuckin lol, read it in his voice too.
Nov 21 2016 12:51AM
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Bushdid9_11
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helicopter your penis as hard as you can in the air and it should count.
Nov 21 2016 11:29AM
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Da.Vinci
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pee in her butt and you can do anything
Nov 22 2016 12:06PM
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Brue
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If you stay straight and on axis you have a 50/50 chance of landing.

You can land switch on normally, or eat shit by going on one of your sides.

Basically, throw it twice and probably land it once????
Nov 23 2016 2:55AM
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TripleXLHoodies
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BrueIf you stay straight and on axis you have a 50/50 chance of landing.

You can land switch on normally, or eat shit by going on one of your sides.

Basically, throw it twice and probably land it once????


Damn your right, I never added up the math like that!
Nov 23 2016 11:51AM
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