snowpocalypseSorry Jr, I'm a grown ass man. My Christmas involves dealing with putting together dumb ass toys that my kid will play with for ten minutes before they never touch them again, but god forbid they don't get them......
One set of in-laws preaching to everyone that they are the devil, then the other side getting plastered and passing out on the couch before dinner.
My Christmas list you say.........
Ten fucken minutes to my fucken self
Maybe a three pack of some new Hanes if I'm a real good boy.
Ga Damn kids today.......
And your right lets keep this serious guys.......
i feel your pain, haven't got christmas gifts over 5 years now hahaha. now christmas is jus another day i gotta spend a shit ton of money on and watch the kids play with their stuff from "santa" before tossing it somewhere cause they got another cool toy they wanted. beer or bottle of wine and some herbs football games pretty much sums up my christmas.