Replying to Global warming? More like global trending

This week has been far warmer than average. This isn't a result of global warming, it is a result of global trending. So far this season we have been seeing more and more trend. It won't be long until people will be flopping thier mittens around with their arms at right angles so fast that the air molecules will be heated up to the point that all the snow will be gone in January. Please I'm asking everyone to stop trending so we can ski. Thank you.
-18 oh trend