NS Secret Santa Gifts

NewScholarHey NS,
Freaking out about what I should get as a gift for someone in secret santa. Never done it and don't want to be the one guy who gives a pen and gets a sweatshirt if you know what i mean. Sorry, anxiety is a bitch. Just want to put my thoughts to rest.

No worries I would hold off on planning anything yet, a few ideas won't hurt though. Once everything's all settled you'll get your assignment and they're going to be posting a little bio about themselves and their interests so I really suggest you wait until you see that before you get anything

Don't fret. People will post their interests, sizes for any possible clothing gifts, and a bunch of other things. Everyone here knows that some people come from different walks of life, are of different age groups, and have different amounts
of disposable income.

My tip, a simple T-Shirt/Beenie/Hat on sale is always a good gift if they mention any brands since most won't run you more than $20-$25. Searching sales is the best way to lower that price if that is even too high.

That being said, it is NS and everyone here lovers stickers and stoke, so sometimes lightly used items or new stickers are appreciated!

And when I say lightly used, I mean really lightly used, I.E. a few times at most. I'd just say if you're worried about cost, shoot between $15-$35 as you can get some rad stuff in that range.

You should be panicking. What if you get someone who posts a shitty bio and just trolls you and then you have no idea what to get them so you end up just getting them some socks and pulling a few stickers out of your collection in your nightstand drawer and then your secret santa gets you a new pair of fucking skis.

OR imagine if you get a GIRL! And then you're so worried about sizes, cut, color, hair length. If you get her something too small you'll make her feel fat because she can't fit into it or if you get her something too big you'll make her feel fat because of course you stalked her in lady gabber and found a picture of her and you think she looks like a large when she's actually a small. Jesus christ now she has to lose weight and she gets sick and it's all your fault. So with all this worrying you panic and buy her tampons. And she's so mad at you she sends them back to you covered in diarrhea. Like period poop diarrhea. Which is the worst poop of all. And sweet sweet vengeance because you sent her mother fucking tampons. Not just tampons but super jumbo tampons like you think she must have a heavy flow and a wideset vagina.

God damn it why did you even sign up for this when you're so ill fucking prepared.

I'm just playin dude. You'll be good.

CaptainObvious.You should be panicking. What if you get someone who posts a shitty bio and just trolls you and then you have no idea what to get them so you end up just getting them some socks and pulling a few stickers out of your collection in your nightstand drawer and then your secret santa gets you a new pair of fucking skis.

OR imagine if you get a GIRL! And then you're so worried about sizes, cut, color, hair length. If you get her something too small you'll make her feel fat because she can't fit into it or if you get her something too big you'll make her feel fat because of course you stalked her in lady gabber and found a picture of her and you think she looks like a large when she's actually a small. Jesus christ now she has to lose weight and she gets sick and it's all your fault. So with all this worrying you panic and buy her tampons. And she's so mad at you she sends them back to you covered in diarrhea. Like period poop diarrhea. Which is the worst poop of all. And sweet sweet vengeance because you sent her mother fucking tampons. Not just tampons but super jumbo tampons like you think she must have a heavy flow and a wideset vagina.

God damn it why did you even sign up for this when you're so ill fucking prepared.

This is the most incredible post I have ever seen. Mad kudos to you. Thanks for responding!!!