Best Hookup Experience?

We were watching dirty grandpa and I was pretty drunk and for some reason it was the funniest movie I had ever seen, she kept on trying to go down and suck my dick but I pushed her away cause I was legit enjoying that movie way too much, the movie ended and I fell asleep.

10/10 would do again

My junior year of high school we had a girl from Florida named sara who transferred to our school. We all became good friends with sara and got to know her real well. Anyways, senior year comes around and she invites her best friend sam from Florida up for several weeks to stay with her. Her best friend was a smoking hot Floridian girl who was a freshmen in college. We were all good friends with sara so we all hung out with her and her smoke show of a friend, sam, a lot while she was up. My friends and pretty much every guy in my class wanted to get with her it seemed like. I didn't think much of it because I thought I'd have no chance and just look like a creep. But turns out on the last week she was up, sara came and told me how much her friend sam was into me I was SOOO stoked. The last weekend her friend sam was up we all partied together friday night, I made out with her. Then the next night we had a big bonfire, I chilled with her all night and ended up bringing her to my car to bang her and steam up the windows one last time before she went back to florida the next morning. I got her number and we use to talk a lot but we were just too far away from each other man. She was a gem indeed and Im so lucky I got her ass

S.J.Wand you like a bitch to pick cotton

not once have you used a comeback against me that wasn't racist. not even creative racist shit either. you are tragically unfunny and your existence is shitty, have fun beating your meat to pics of ming

Took her out for dinner a couple times, had a couple great bjs, discovered she swallows, banged her once, and never heard from her again.

Perfect.

I had been crushing on this dude for a few years and there was always major flirting going down between us but nothing more. Then one night I told him to meet up with some friends and I at a bar just to hang out. I wasn't expecting anything from it. Then things escalated super quickly. Next thing I know we're at his place hooking up for 5 hours and he was wild. I ended up having bruises and bite marks all over my body. It was the craziest shit ever.

Blindsurfernot once have you used a comeback against me that wasn't racist. not even creative racist shit either. you are tragically unfunny and your existence is shitty, have fun beating your meat to pics of ming

"existence is shitty", great to see you have finally managed to utilize that wide vocabulary range. "Shitty", what an adjective? Are you an english major?

And I prefer to beat my meat to pics of your mum. But your pussy ass put your account on private. It's all good, the sluts on pornhub under the indian and milf category more than enough look like your mum.

met this guy on a ski lift and hooked up with him later that night... we're dating now lol

these two chicks started working at a restaurant I was cooking at. we had a staff party the first night they were there and my one buddy kept saying how he was gonna bang the short one nicole. we ended up at the bar, im mad flirting with her, drink too much, and end up puking on the bar.

instead of running out like I should have done I look at her, said "you wanna dip" she said "ok" and cabbed to my place.

my only blacked out memories are of us fucking in my bedroom, going to the bathroom and instead of banging in the shower we fucked on the bathroom sink counter, and her tearing my back apart scratching it.

I woke up the next morning covered in chocolate sauce (she apparantly was pouring it all over my dick like it was some kind of chocolate sundae), bed covered in sauce, and scratch marks that looked like a cat attacked me from behind.

it was a glorious time. we never hooked up again because I found out she had a boyfriend. such a freak that one.

S.J.W"existence is shitty", great to see you have finally managed to utilize that wide vocabulary range. "Shitty", what an adjective? Are you an english major?

And I prefer to beat my meat to pics of your mum. But your pussy ass put your account on private. It's all good, the sluts on pornhub under the indian and milf category more than enough look like your mum.

lmao big talk coming from a guy who pined ming

nsnewschoolerMet a Minnesota girl while at a photography convention in Nashville. Spent a great 5 days together having fun and banging often. Ended up sending another weekend together where I live two months later....banged more. Got married in Vegas 2 months later. In total we spent 12 days together before we got hitched. She and her son ended up moving to Nova Scotia to be with me. Two kids and 6 years later we are still tolorating each other and learning how to be married. We rarely bang anymore. Great hookup though.

Tbh Minnesota girls in general are usually pretty hot. Trust me i know this.

Blindsurferlmao big talk coming from a guy who pined ming

If you could keep me out of your conversation that would be dope. Thanks.