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Weirdest shit you've found in your parents room

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numnuts
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I'll begin with how I found a minion costume in my moms room I have never seen her wear and that she has never told me about
Oct 19 2016 10:49PM
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McNoche
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I was found in sjw's moms room.
Oct 19 2016 10:57PM
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numnuts
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McNocheI was found in sjw's moms room.


I think the weirdest part is that you in a sidesnacks house
Oct 19 2016 10:58PM
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McNoche
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numnutsI think the weirdest part is that you in a sidesnacks house


True. But if the sidesnacks mom wants my man hood all up in here, well, gotta do what ya gotta do.
Oct 19 2016 11:23PM
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numnuts
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but did you pee in her butt?
Oct 19 2016 11:39PM
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numnuts
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McNocheTrue. But if the sidesnacks mom wants my man hood all up in here, well, gotta do what ya gotta do.


but did you pee in her butt?
Oct 19 2016 11:40PM
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bait
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This thread could have been good.
Oct 21 2016 7:34AM
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Blindsurfer
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i don't look for shit in my parents room because i don't want to find anything weird
Oct 21 2016 9:56AM
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ascent_studios
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Blindsurferi don't look for shit in my parents room because i don't want to find anything weird


tru I feel like id be scared if i did
Oct 21 2016 11:33AM
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arnie_grape
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an orgy
Oct 21 2016 5:50PM
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numnuts
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Blindsurferi don't look for shit in my parents room because i don't want to find anything weird


anytime I found something weird (all mild stuff really) it was looking for a different item for my parents or me being a little kid trying to get to my piggy bank for money
Oct 21 2016 8:26PM
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JTTrembles
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Was chilling in my gf's parents room for a minute, dropped something, when i went to pick it up I looked over at the bed stand and saw an awkward position of books. pulled back a few books and we found the largest stash of lube and sex toy cleaner and a whip. I'm talking a 20 year supply of lube people.
I now know where my gf gets it from ;)
Oct 24 2016 2:14PM
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X_ANKILLA
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So it ain't that weird, just traumatizing to my 12 year-old self. But I had to collect trash for trash night at my house. So I went from bathroom to bathroom to collect each ones trash to take out. While collecting my parents bathroom's trash an opened box fell out. So I grabbed it to put it back in the trash but then I read the label. It was KY "his and her" lube. It was open and emptied. I washed my hands very promptly and never spoke about it again until now. At the time I wasn't even 100% sure what it was, I just knew it had to do something with penises and stuff.
Oct 24 2016 2:25PM
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theabortionator
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Me_N_ChrisAt the time I wasn't even 100% sure what it was, I just knew it had to do something with penises and stuff.



lolz
Oct 25 2016 6:19PM
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addie.
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i found my dads weed/adderall stash at like age 14 when he had me go grab something from his closet
Oct 26 2016 4:58PM
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numnuts
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baitThis thread could have been good.


Thank you very much sir














Low key bump
Dec 13 2016 2:44AM
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